Narrator: In September, we came to the university and started our brand-new life. In this way, we also ushered in the first lesson of the university-military training. In this process, we can learn a lot, discipline, persistence, or a certain spirit. So, we started the first stop of our university trip. Attention, class! Military training has begun!
Scene: The instructor and the counselor came out together, and the four students were in a mess.
Counselor: Instructor Fan, this is the girl in our class. I will work hard for you in the next fifteen days!
Instructor: You're welcome, teacher! Please rest assured that I will finish the task!
Counselor: Students, please be quiet! This is instructor Fan. These days, military training will be led by instructor Fan. I hope you will cooperate with instructor Fan, and the teacher will go first.
Scene: As soon as the counselor came out, the students began to be in a mess again.
Instructor: Quiet! Be quiet! Look at you! A uniform can make you wear so many tricks! Still laughing here! (Stopping in front of Liu Hao) Look at this classmate, he is dressed very standard! Now everyone has 3 minutes based on this classmate. Get dressed! Let's go
Instructor: (walks up to Jason and asks in surprise) Where's your military cap?
Jason: Because I don't like wearing a cuckold!
Instructor: First of all, remember to report before talking to the instructor! Secondly, why can't anyone wear it except you?
Jason: report to the instructor, this is purely a personal hobby and has nothing to do with others!
Instructor: Good! Why don't you do military posture training by yourself when others are resting?
Jason: (sad face) Why?
Instructor: This is purely a personal hobby and has nothing to do with others! (Laughter) What are you laughing at! Be serious! At ease! Attention! (To Xu Jiaojiao) This classmate, why are you wearing strange pants?
Xu Jiaojiao: Report to the instructor, you don't understand! This is fashion!
Instructor: 30 seconds, correct it quickly! (Xu mumbles reluctantly and starts to sort it out)
Instructor (walks behind Zhang Linxi and looks at her with great interest) Where are your military shoes?
Zhang Linxi: Report to the instructor that the military shoes are too ugly, and I will lose them!
Instructor: Is it necessary to lose face? Take it back where you left it! (Laughter).
Zhang Linxi: Report to the instructor! Ugly face can be plastic surgery! (Everyone laughs again)
Coach: Then I suggest you have plastic surgery, too! (Turn around awkwardly and everyone laughs again) Don't laugh! Be serious! All right, now roll call! Liu de . . Andy Lau! (surprised)
Andy Lau: Yes! !
Instructor: King of Heaven! Okay, next, Xu Jiaojiao.
Xu Jiaojiao: Here! Instructor, may I not wear pants?
Instructor: Ah (by surprise)
Xu Jiaojiao: Coach, can I not wear these pants?
Instructor: Be serious! I'm not your father!
Xu Jiaojiao: My father is Xu Gang! !
Instructor: I thought your father was Li Gang! Well, next, Geng Shuang!
Geng Shuang: Here!
Coach: Where's your belt?
Geng Shuang: Here it is (unhurriedly takes out his belt from his pocket and looks dissatisfied).
Instructor: Yes! Next, calm down-calm down!
Calm down: (jumping up excitedly) Instructor! I'm here!
Instructor: (with a helpless face) Calm down! Cold? Are you sisters?
Cold so: (a disdainful expression) Hum! Are peanuts and anthomaniac family?
Instructor: (silent expression) OK, next is Noah (expressing surprise)
(Everyone said "mobile phone" in unison. )
Nokia: (gracefully takes out a Nokia mobile phone from his trouser pocket and cools it in front of the instructor) Nokia! The fighter in the mobile phone! Oh yeah!
Instructor: (Take the mobile phone quickly) No phone calls during military training! (Nokia looks embarrassed)
Instructor: Zhang Linxi!
Zhang Linxi: Here we are.
Instructor: Liu Hao
Liu Hao: Here!
Instructor: Hmm! Not bad! Liu Hao. Jason.
Jason: Here!
Nana: Here comes Nana! I ran to mingle with Jason, and the other students took the opportunity to join in the fun. )
Instructor: What a mess? Everybody back to your seats! Now start training! At ease! Attention! Move fast!