My wife came home from work and said happily, "Husband, I found that my driving skills are getting better and better." Husband? A few days later, my wife said after work, "Husband, I found that it was not my good driving skills, but others avoided me ..."
When I was dating my daughter-in-law, I used to take my daughter-in-law home by bike after watching movies. Passing through a cornfield in her village, she suddenly jumped off her bike, dragged me to a stop and dragged my clothes to the cornfield. I was flattered, and my little heart was pounding with fear ... So, at that sunny noon, I was dragged by my daughter-in-law, and I saw her parents shyly for the first time in the field, and helped them break off the corn cob at noon! That's how my unicorn arm was trained.
Teacher Niang called me and said that Master had accidentally fallen and was now being treated in the urology department of the hospital, and told me to hurry over. I rushed there with a feeling of anxiety, only to find Master lying depressed in the hospital bed with a faint sad face. I quickly advised master not to think too much. She will be fine. But what bothers me most is whether to tell my teacher's mother that I brought a roller skater. . .
I think looking for a girlfriend should be like this: knock on her door and pull me in with a surprised face. "There you are." It's not like this: knock on her door, the door is ajar, and ask warily, "What are you doing here?"
The man stood anxiously outside the delivery room, and soon the nurse came out: Sir! Congratulations! Boy! Mother and child are safe! ! The man covered his face and wailed: TMD, what evil did he do in his last life! Where have all the lovers in the last life gone? Three! The whole TM was a rival in love in his last life! !
Before marriage, I always hear people say that after marriage, don't let your daughter-in-law know that you can cook, or you will basically cook after marriage. I always thought this was a golden advice, and told my daughter-in-law the next day that I couldn't cook. I just didn't expect my daughter-in-law's reaction to be a little big. A slap in the face came and shouted, you can't cook? You don't want to just say that a fucking cook can't cook? …………
Just now, my father came to my room and found me asleep. When he left, I took out my mobile phone and continued to play. Then I saw someone gave me a red envelope and was about to accept it. I found it was my father. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and didn't receive it, otherwise it would be exposed. This is all routine.
When the girl was dating, the girl said, "I have a bad personality, I can't do housework, I don't want to work, I like playing mahjong, eating snacks, drinking a little wine, losing my temper and spending money indiscriminately." Still willful, can you accept it? "... the man held back for a long time and asked," You ... just say you can't carry it ... At this moment, the girl added, you just said whether you want to fight back!
Cousin recently talked about a girlfriend and wanted to give her a surprise. She learned to carve watermelons for two months to show her love. On the day of 520, she expressed her deep love and came back with wine. I succeeded in asking, and my cousin gulped down the wine, not to mention the misspelled girlfriend's name (IQ is a serious injury)
I quarreled with my husband in the afternoon, so I stamped my foot. When my daughter came back from school, her husband asked her who she was helping, but she actually said she was helping her husband. . . Then he ran into the bathroom, took out the washboard and said, Dad, I brought you a washboard. I don't feel angry in an instant. . .
I am not a bully. Tell me.
I don't believe in the distinction between men and women, and I am not a vengeful person, but you must not think that I am weak and easy to bully. If there is a next time, I will definitely make you pay the price clearly.
I am not a bully. Tell me.
I promise to keep the evidence and take legal measures next time. I am not easy to bully. Thanks for the company of my family and friends, I will get better.
Second, I really want to roll around and let people know that I am not easy to bully!
Third, losing money again and again is not when I am bullied, but because I am too lazy to calculate with you. I don't even have any emotional intelligence. Really didn't treat me like this. I am not a big head. How have you treated me all these years, and how have I treated you?
4. Some people are shameless. They want to pay back the money, cheat their friends of their money in the name of their friends, keep repeating their own words, don't answer the phone, and don't return to WeChat. What a shame. Since you have done this to me, I don't need to give you face. Give me my money back, and I have to come to the door or sue you for fraud, so I won't feel bad about bullying, will I?
5. Tell you that I'm not so easy to bully, I'm not so cowardly. From today on, I will study hard and be better than you! I want to make myself strong and make those who look down on me look at me with new eyes! Dry your tears and forget what you should forget!
6. I always feel that I should be a docile person and become more and more stubborn after crying again and again! I don't need to say too much about people who understand me, but I will do everything I should do. I am lazy, I can't move without pushing, but I don't know how to be grateful. I have a bottom line, too. Just because I don't say it doesn't mean I'm really bullied. I held back. I argue with you, and I know it's all my fault. Don't drag others into this! It's all my fault. It's all my fault. A person who can't stand himself, let alone how to make others understand. Absolutely impossible. I don't expect anything. Let it be! I only have a wreck. Take it if it works, and discard it if it doesn't! it doesn't matter
Seven, my friends say that I am so disappointing. Of course, I will be crushed into a soft persimmon if I am bullied like this, but I am not a soft persimmon. At least in my wishful thinking, I am already so gentle and powerful to rely on you. I once told you that everything would be fine. Now, who will tell me? Somebody tell me where the deadline is.
Eight, when I am kind, am I good at bullying people? I was fooled by people in this circle twice in a row. Who are they? ! Sister, I am not so easy to bully!
I threw away my towel and hung it on the shelf on my bed when I came back three days late. Will I not find a towel when I come back tomorrow? I told you that I am not easy to bully, just because I don't talk to you when I see you disgusting. Don't touch my things casually, and I'll get back at you. Don't pretend to be pathetic and shout for pain. That's fucking disgusting.
Ten, some students in the class are angry! Too much is unfair. Before Lenovo, it was more and more wronged. I am not a saint. I don't want it. I don't want it, but it's fair. What honest people are easy to bully.
Eleven, I am not a bully, I just don't care, don't touch my bottom line again and again! ! !
Please don't look at me honestly and bully me. It's not that I can't afford to play, but please don't kill my trust in you. Thank you.
13. Life will always teach you something. People are really easy to bully these days. Don't indulge others blindly, or put yourself first. I am not a saint. It's not necessary for everyone to like it. Please stay away from those who don't get along, but please stay out of my business. That's what I am. Simple and straightforward, obeying orders does not mean being bullied. Everyone has a bottom line.
Fourteen, and I'm not easy to bully. Why do we constantly increase the workload and often work overtime? I'm afraid I don't have to keep pressing until I suddenly die in my post.
15. I remember being kind and holding grudges. I won't let those who hold me up fall, and those who trip me will make them unable to get up one day! Remember, I'm not a bully.
Sixteen, because I was told by my parents that I had a bad temper since I was a child, I always went out with caution, gentleness and kindness, but when I met many people, people always regarded your kindness as weakness, giving you a good face the first time and slapping you the second time! I am not easy to bully!
I have tried very hard to do it. I will fuck whoever puts pressure on me. It's that simple. I am not easy to bully.
Eighteen, from this moment on, I swear to you, where you are, I will not be there. I am not a bully. If you want to make trouble, I will accompany you to the end. I'm not afraid of trouble! grass
Nineteen, you really have gone too far. One day I will let you two know that I am not so easy to bully. I'm still pregnant with your child, but what about you? You are too cruel.
I'm not a bully, and I don't want her to treat her the way she treats me, unlike people like her. Don't want to be like her
2 1, as Pingping said, put up with you for the last time, and you will be liberated soon. Now you're pushing me. I am not easy to bully. I have no knowledge with you.
Twenty-two, alas! Lie to me again and again! What a stranger to you! Really angry! I'm not easy to bully. I'm not angry even if I'm a sick cat.
Twenty-three, I just went to complain, but I can't see the car number on the trip. It's my fault that I forgot the car number, otherwise I would definitely look for him, bk, thinking that my sister is easy to bully. Learn from mistakes. Next time I take a taxi, I will definitely write down the car number first. Two dollars will be cancelled soon. I don't want to do it for two dollars. I just want to see what kind of punishment the driver should be given for this incident.
Twenty-four, I decided to run 10 lap at night, have a good exercise, decompress and not get angry. You are the meanest person I have ever met. You can come at me face to face like a thief. No dirty tricks. I am not easy to bully. )
Twenty-five, indeed, when a person is too soft-hearted, too kind and too easy-going, others will think that you are weak and can be bullied, thus pushing your luck and even demanding and hurting you. However, being kind and soft-hearted is my choice, which reflects my upbringing. Actually, I'm not that easy to bully.
26. I am not a bully. I have no bottom line. I don't care. It is because I care about our relationship that I will endure it. I don't know where my bottom line is, so please be responsible for what you say and think from the perspective of others.
Twenty-seven, so I am not in charge of your department. What's the use of telling me Did someone sit opposite you and tell you that you would die? You still think I'm easy to bully, so take it out on me, cat cake!
Twenty-eight, I feel like I'm dying. It's like telling my father I don't want to do it anymore. I'm so tired. I'm always being played. I don't want to cause trouble to others. Don't come to me! I am not easy to bully!
Twenty-nine, I discussed that man. He doesn't deserve my respect. I look down on him from the bottom of my heart and will never be my elder. I will keep that in mind. Don't mess with me in the future I am not easy to bully!
Thirty, this is not a bad person, but this society always forces you. I am not easy to bully. I eat soft but not hard. In my case, I asked for it.
3 1. I am not easy to bully. My website has my rules. Don't be casual. I am not a casual girl. If I am unhappy, I will reach out first. If I don't want to lose face, don't be careless and have no principles. Otherwise, you will only lose face. Also, don't think that whoever is easy to bully can come first without asking, but understand seniority. Don't treat people like guns and stray dogs and cats! Whatever. Don't always grasp the edge. I told you. My hand is blind. Don't break my patience and bottom line!
I used to think that even if I hurt myself, I wouldn't hurt others. However, some people just don't want to solve it properly, so I will push them too hard. Really, I'm not that easy to bully. I'll kill you if I pay 800 yuan. Don't blame me for not reminding me.
I haven't thought about fighting anyone, but as long as I bully my family and friends, I will never give in and fight to the end. I am not a bully!
34. When can I resolutely quit this job that I don't like or even fear? When can I say loudly that I am not so easy to bully? When can I tell those people loudly that I am right and what am I doing? In fact, I am really weak. Anyone can bully you, be wronged and suffer alone!
Thirty-five, to be a man or to do things, there must be a bottom line. I'm not a human gun, and I'm not a bully dog. This is the last time.
36. Speak well. It doesn't matter. You have to be scolded to know that I'm not easy to bully, right? Give you a good face. You think I really don't want to scold you?
Thirty-seven, not that I look like a bully. Anyone can bully me, anyone can boss me around, and anyone can say whatever he wants. I am not a bully, but I don't want to be with you.
Thirty-eight, a big heart does not mean no heart! Easy doesn't mean easy to bully! A low bottom line does not mean that there is no bottom line! Don't think I am a bully just because I am easy to talk to. I'm not an idiot. Sometimes I don't want to haggle over every ounce, but that doesn't mean I don't care! Some people try to get along as much as possible, even if they suffer a small loss. Some people don't get along, so accounting must be clear!
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide because I know someone will watch over me. Good singing with good scenery can also be a good mood in rainy days.
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide from related sentences.
one
I didn't get caught in the rain because of a story, but I had no choice but to hide from the rain by myself. As a result, I was caught in the rain. I knew I wouldn't take a shower today.
In this way, I don't forget to sing in the rain. Love is like blue sky, white clouds and clear sky. There are always sudden storms in Wan Li. It never occurred to me that if it rains suddenly, I won't hide because I know someone will protect me.
How apt the lyrics are, it's raining.
It's a bit out of place again, because I haven't met love yet.
two
Every time I was temporarily transferred to Zhang as an assistant.
Blingbling's mildew shines all over his body.
The feeling that overtime has been criticized by people.
Uh ... I don't want to elaborate.
Not at the latest, only later.
Bus interrupt
When I came back by taxi
Looking out the window at the endless stream of cars and pedestrians passing by in a hurry
Listen to the song played by the driver.
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
My heart gradually let go.
There will always be something you have to do.
Try to be the best.
Even if no one knows
three
I just went to the toilet to wash my hands and came out humming that song. I won't hide if it starts to rain suddenly. Guess what? I found it raining in Mao Mao as soon as I came out, just for a few minutes. Ha ha ha ha what? Am I hiding? I am not stupid. Why don't I hide?
four
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
It's raining a little hard. Let's hide.
Today, I had a whim to search for comics and found something good.
Aha hahaha
I remembered the days when I chased comic book guests together.
Right? Uh, I don't know if you still know him.
Find your own love in youth and experience the ups and downs of love before you know how to cherish those who love you.
Envy this feeling, as refreshing as mint, and as bitter as first-ripe lemon.
They went to college, and I went to college,
But they found each other, but I missed it or maybe I didn't find it.
The second one is out!
five
I used to want to sing it all night when it rained. My love overflows like rain, and then it rains like blue. I want to sing even if it doesn't rain now. If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
six
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
I want to take a good bath, that's all.
seven
If it rains suddenly at this time, I won't hide because of me.
An umbrella, an umbrella, an umbrella.
eight
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
Because I know someone is watching me.
But this sudden rainstorm made me at a loss.
nine
"If it rains suddenly, I won't hide."
Because I know someone will watch over me. "
"Even if you are surrounded by bad people.
Watch me turn into superman and repel them one by one. "
ten
If it rains suddenly one day, I won't hide, because I know someone will watch over me. Feitusi
The rain was caught off guard, there was no umbrella, nothing to shelter from the rain, and I didn't go into any store to shelter from the rain. I want to walk back like this. Raindrops hit me and the sky thundered. It seems that there is nothing to be afraid of, because what is more terrible is that I am alone.
eleven
How scared am I?
It's just pouring rain.
It seems simple to change a person, right?
When did you become so weak?
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
Think of Schopenhauer from time to time,
I often think of Shakespeare,
Maybe I'm crazy.
Please exercise restraint.
Restrain all words and deeds that affect others' emotions.
twelve
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
Don't, don't, don't avoid what should be avoided or avoided.
Who else is to blame for the cold?
The weather is changeable recently. Ow! Everyone should take an umbrella when going out.
Don't catch a cold in Qian Qian!
thirteen
If it rains suddenly one day, I won't hide.
Because I know someone will watch over me.
I thought it was a sad song, but I would think it was full of lightness.
Unlike most people, I have a lot to say every day.
Growth should be slow for me, and my psychological age can't keep up. Sometimes I especially want to have a third perspective to see people and things around me. In that case, it's really different.
I have to get up early for school tomorrow.
I slept for two hours in the afternoon and had a dream. I only know that my upper body is numb, and I only feel scared in my impression. When I woke up, I didn't remember anything.
Well, if you don't think about anything, go to bed.
fourteen
Just walking on the road, it suddenly began to rain, and it was growing up. It suddenly occurred to me that if it rains suddenly, I won't hide, because someone will watch over me and laugh in the rain. Why bother?
fifteen
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
Because I know someone will watch over me.
When I came back, it began to rain lightly.
I thought of this lyric again.
I like it very much.
Envy, envy
sixteen
Ever been in love? Ever loved or hated? Do you still want to hate it No, but I didn't even say who. I know he is the only one I have ever loved, hated, thought about and forgotten! I haven't loved many scum, so young! How can I forget my best friend after he left?
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide, because I know someone will protect me, but now, the bubble will burst at once, just like your feelings with me.
seventeen
My tibbs is the cutest ~
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
Because I know someone will protect me.
eighteen
If it rains suddenly.
I won't hide.
Because I know someone.
Will be with me
Even if one day
The comet suddenly hit the earth.
Never mind, as long as I have you.
nineteen
If it rains suddenly, I won't hide because I know someone will watch over me.
Growing up, I can't tell my favorite movies, favorite songs and favorite people, but today I suddenly feel that maybe the greatest meaning of life is to spend the rest of my life looking for those favorites. Hot Review of Chief Fei
Thanks to your appearance, I enjoyed it for many years.
A sweet little love song, spend a wonderful afternoon with us.
twenty
If one day, the waves of life are no longer rough, it means that life is no longer rough. When people put down their hearts and forget you completely, you may have become a waste. Maybe you are just a passer-by in someone's world. Of course, maybe that person's world doesn't mind having one more you. My heart is sad. I need wonderful words and language, but I feel it from the bottom of my heart. If it rains suddenly, I won't hide.
Classic Quotations: I just hope others are good to me.
1, don't wait to love or be loved, our time is limited, our time is precious, we should take time to love ourselves. Learn to be independent. When your heart is strong enough, you can bear the happiness of others.
Don't be influenced by the malicious criticism of unnecessary people. In the final analysis, they are just unknown temporary notes. They hurt you with words, just for more scenes in your life script. The more you care about them, the higher their exposure. Why should you be fooled? Your life, leading role, screenwriter and director are all you. Don't give them a chance to perform for half a second, cut out the scenes they participate in and block them out!
3, it is not love at first sight, and then it will last for a long time. Either impossible or the best. It is not that distance produces beauty, nor that loneliness is more reliable than romance. Love has no logic, and each has its own attitude. If you love, it is love.
4, can not always be like a timid child, always afraid to face up to what is in front of you. Only knowing the truth can give people the power of justice, no matter what the truth is.
No matter what kind of memories, they can't nourish a person for a long time. The breeze is in Xiao Yue, and the wind is too sparse in Lin Lang.
6, don't worry about love, there is no wasteland and no age, it's still early. Don't worry, don't hate, the sea is not dry and the stone is not rotten, and there is tomorrow. Life is short, but you have to throw yourself into the wilderness, live high and walk low. In your own mind, you were originally a child, who did not hesitate to pay, was injured defenseless, and recovered without hesitation.
7. No matter how good others are, they are others. No matter how miserable you are, you are yourself, your unique self. As long as you try to be yourself, life is enough.
8. Don't let past sadness or future worries ruin your present happiness.
9. Don't think too hard about life. Through the adverse journey of life, after vicissitudes of life, everyone will be confused and sad, there will be bitter rain and cold flute, and there will be sadness and crying at the moon. But the limited life does not allow us to squander the ups and downs of life. After suffering from cold and haze, it will break out on a sunny day. Prosperous and dull, after the hustle and bustle, it is still quiet.
10, only when you are down and out, will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.
1 1, only your future can squander my present; Only my favorite has given me the most fatal injury.
12, there are only a few things that really guide your life: diligence; Practical; Tolerance; Love; Kindness; Beware of being cheated; Give up; Dreams are always there.
13. Sincerity doesn't mean blaming others for their shortcomings, but it does mean that we can't compliment others for their shortcomings.
14. The first sign of true love is the timidity of a boy and the boldness of a girl.
15. In this life, we may love more than one person, but we can only be the best one. From now on, we can't be so desperate for another person. Because love is very tiring. Later, later, I just wanted others to be nice to me.