A roommate in our dormitory got up in the middle of the night and asked us for food, so I gave him an old jar. Who knows that there is no hot water in the dormitory, so he takes out five candles in his bag to cook! ! Unexpectedly, he really cooked it. Suddenly, he shouted, "Why isn't there a fork!" "It's not difficult for him. He took two ballpoint pens as chopsticks. Finally, the ballpoint pen leaks oil when heated. . . A bucket of hard-made noodles was destroyed like this. . .
3. We often use fast burning in our dormitory. One day, as soon as my roommate plugged in a quick fever, she heard a bang and tripped. It is dark in the room.
At this moment, a trembling voice came from my roommate: "Did I get blown blind?"
4. I found several files in my idiot roommate's computer, the names are nude photos, black silk, bursting breasts and so on. I opened it with curiosity and excitement, and found that it was all high-grade data. I was curious to ask why, and he said I would open them to seduce myself. ...
I went to the wrong dormitory, went to someone else's bed, played with my mobile phone for a while, then got out of bed slowly and opened the door, leaving no breath.
6. chatting in the dormitory just happened to say, "the history teacher is so fierce today." "I feel a little." The first thing another roommate said when he came back was, "I want to drink some, too."
7. Roommate talk in a dream: You guard against Kobe and I guard against McGrady.
8. Ask me if Beijing belongs to Fujian Province? I was really surprised.
9. Threaten us to jump off a building and let us close the window.
10, the upper berth said that it would move to the campus, and that it would be festive to move and wear red underwear.
1 1. I called for the upper berth, but he ignored me and kicked his bed. As a result, the bed was kicked off and he jumped down at that moment. It was quiet for a few seconds. I thought he was killed. He thought I was killed.
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My college roommate Xiao Y, who sleeps in my upper bunk, has a serious cleanliness addiction. At that time, six people slept in a dormitory and five smoked, so Xiao Y didn't smoke. He protested from the beginning. Unfortunately, the dormitory is democratic, and the minority is subordinate to the majority, so Xiao Y's protest is invalid. He always wears a big mask when he sleeps at night. It's not easy to think about those years!
Why does Xiao Y sleep in my upper bunk? Because he thinks the lower berth is dirty. People in the upper bunk sometimes step on it, so he has to step on it when sleeping in the upper bunk. Little y is embarrassed to step on it. Every time he pulls from the bed with his hand, he holds it up with his hand. The result! I trained a pair of unicorn arms of Xiao Y, and the physical examination of the horizontal bar pull-ups broke the school record.
Clinging to the clean little y, there is no room for a little dust. She cleans, drags and washes every day, which leads to the first sanitation of our dormitory. We never cleaned it! Often deliberately dirty, I am embarrassed to think about it now.
What we can't tolerate is that Xiao Y cleans with 84 disinfectant every day, but she doesn't do it herself. I'm embarrassed to say that the strong smell of 84 every day makes her go back to the dormitory like going to the hospital, and her body stinks so much that she doesn't even want to go near her sister. It is said that she remembered the painful memories of injections when she was a child! Finally, in the dormitory collective democratic life meeting, for the sake of single dog's happiness, we collectively denounced this matter, and Xiao Y finally compromised. From then on, 84 was replaced by alcohol, and the sequela was that the guide thought we were drinking in the dormitory every day!
Now in the past so many years, roommates have long gone their separate ways and got married, and these experiences have become memories that will always be missed!