I am anxious for a drama about college life.

There is no story version of the madhouse next door to heaven, and many people felt deeply after reading it at that time!

Role:

Wu Suo: Male, about thirty years old. Career uncertainty. (Actor A)

Ji Gu: Male, about 30 years old. Looks like a mental hospital doctor, Mimi's boyfriend. (Actor B)

Li Bai: Male, about thirty years old. Known as a modern poet. (actor c)

Mimi: Female, about 25 years old. Career uncertainty, scruples about his girlfriend. (actor d)

Zhou Wentian: Female, about 25 years old. Pure psycho. (actor e)

Time: from midnight to 6 a.m.

Venue: Office of the President of the Mental Hospital.

In the dark, you can vaguely see the dean sitting in the center of the stage. Actor ABCD stood beside Zhou Wentian with his back to the audience, forming a trapezoid. Accompanied by the screams of the parturient, a baby began to cry leisurely. In the crying, the woman gently coaxed the child, and the child's crying gradually stopped.

Women's knowing laughter rippled in the dark space. The laughter faded away.

A few loud noises from far and near made people's hearts tremble, and then faded away, leaving only a dead silence.

A flute led to the ancient song "Moonlit Night on a Spring River", and then quietly disappeared in the noise of pipa. Silence becomes the master of space. Suddenly, a sharp peak suona jutted out, tearing the darkness, and played a cheerful "Hundred Birds in the Phoenix". And music similar to heavy metals began to grow out of it, making the whole performance space seem restless. In a short time, the high-pitched opera male voice intervened like nature and gradually became the lead singer, echoing in the stage space.

The song faded away, faded away, gradually changed from small to big, and then became the noise of the city, the screams of cars, the cries of vendors, the ringing of mobile phones, the sound of computers starting, the buzz of surfing the Internet, the sound of tapping keyboards, and all kinds of voices-the arguments about stocks, the voices of news broadcasts on the radio, the cries of children, the reprimands of adults, the voices of cartoons on TV, and the voices of bargaining in small food markets.

The purpose of all voices seems to be continuing a historical process, from ancient times to the present, from the middle to the outside. ...

All kinds of voices are getting louder and louder, almost stopping at the unbearable top. The sound of the pendulum is unhurried, calm and mechanical ... The sound of the pendulum makes the stage space more silent and dead silent.

Actor A (with his back to the audience): Here.

Actor B (with his back to the audience): Here.

Actor C (with his back to the audience): Here.

Actor D (with his back to the audience): Here.

Actor E (with his back to the audience): Here.

Actor A (with his back to the audience): This is an insane asylum.

Actor B (with his back to the audience): This is a madhouse.

Actor C (with his back to the audience): This is an insane asylum.

Actor D (with his back to the audience): This is a madhouse.

Actor E (with his back to the audience): This is a madhouse.

Actor ABCDE: This is a madhouse.

Dean stands up slowly, looks around innocently, and sings devoutly.

Actor E: (Innocent, voice changed) The little madman wears flowery clothes and comes here every night to ask the madman why she came. The madman said that spring is the most beautiful here, and you are welcome to come here every night. ...

(Actor E turns around and sits behind the building blocks, and the music begins to "get her hair out of whack". Actor ABCD turned around and jumped together. The dean looked around in fear and turned to kneel on the building blocks to study, which became a very disharmonious effect with the stage. After a while, actor e shouted: 80 minutes, music stopped, actor ABCD modeling. )

Actor A: I'm Actor A!

Actor B: I'm actor B!

Actor c: I'm actor c!

Actor d: I'm actor d!

Actor e: I'm actor e!

Actor A: Me ...

Actor b: I am who I am!

Actor C: I am who I am!

Actor D: Of course I am me!

Actor e: I must be me!

Actor B: I ... I know a man named Wu Suo, but nobody cares about him.

Actor C: I ... I know a man named scruple. He is as timid as a mouse.

Actor D: I ... I know a man named Li Bai. People call him a poet.

Actor e: I ... I know a person named Mimi. She is very sexy.

Actor A: I ... I know a man named Zhou Wentian. He is a bookworm.

Actor A: Then I'm Wu Suo, but why doesn't anyone talk to me? Loneliness is like a rusty lock, locking my heart under the coronary artery.

Actor B: Then I'm afraid. I'm too timid. Why am I always timid? I always suspected that it was my responsibility that monkeys didn't evolve into humans. ...

Actor C: If I were Li Bai, they would call me a poet, but why do they have to call me a poet? I don't want to be attacked by the world, so I just tell the truth and advise people to be good. Do you know the heavy responsibility I shoulder? If the earth is made of neutrons, it can only be counted as one third of the weight behind my collarbone.

Actor D: They call me Mimi. I was thinking about a problem when I was born. Why am I so sexy? They call me Mimi because I have many styles. I was walking in the street that day when two cars collided. Do you know why? Because I blinked at the red light, but all the lights in the southeast and northwest turned green.

Actor E: My name is Zhou Wentian, Zhou Pipi's Zhou, Liu Dewen, and Tian of Nanba. In order to study, I scrimped and saved at home. I took the exam eight times and failed the first seven times. The eighth time, I got the first place in the province, but I was topped by a princeling who was 80 points lower than me. Eighty points!

The bell rang at twelve o'clock. The exaggerated pendulum sounds weaker and weaker.

Actor A: It's twelve o'clock. ...

Actor B: It's twelve o'clock. ...

Actor C: It's twelve o'clock. ...

Actor E: It's twelve o'clock ... (Music begins)

Actor D: It's twelve o'clock now ... it should be thirteen o'clock next, so let's start with me, let's start with that woman named Mimi!

Light is dark.

Mimi sings "Woman Flower", which is full of amorous feelings. After stopping, Mimi seems a little bored at this time. He sat sexily on the platform in the center of the stage with his arms around his chest and a cigarette in one hand gracefully. In the dim light, she took a sip of her cigarette and vomited several smoke rings. Then, she raised her feet gracefully and fiddled with the black high heels hanging on her toes, absent-minded. At this time, she seemed to find someone coming, so she quickly cut her hair uselessly with her fingertips and then gently pressed it with her palm. )

When the music starts, "Carmen" walks onto the stage, singing and dancing, turns around and sees Mimi, glances at her, and suddenly stops singing. The music continued, Wu looked at Mimi stupefied, and the music faded away. Mimi looked at Wu bored, threw up a smoke turn and looked at Wu, and Wu went to Mimi. )

Wu Suo: I'm in a panic. I want to talk to someone ... Yesterday you took me 20 yuan, and today I can give you 20 yuan. You know the terms ... why doesn't everyone want to talk to me? (sticks his head in front of Mimi) Look, look, am I kind enough?

Mimi: They … they say you are a murderer.

Wu Suo: My mother committed suicide.

Mimi: They say you are crazy.

Wu Suo: Because they can't find evidence.

Mimi: They said you destroyed the evidence, so they won't talk to you.

Wu Suo: Then they are murderers, you know? I am rich. My uncle gave all his money to me and his cat, although we have never met. Just like them, they don't know each other. You see, no one in this street knows each other, but do you find that their goals are the same? I can't believe you didn't notice it was money. You see, in this street, this confused crowd is surging in a lost torrent, and everyone is flushed and panting! Several women in the alley dressed up as monkeys, sold their souls that had been supported for decades cheaply in their hands, and their fat hips swayed from time to time like tropical fish swimming listlessly. (takes out the money) Here, here is twenty dollars, which is the money you talked to me today.

Mimi: (takes the money and looks at it contemptuously) That's all?

Wu Suo: Money is something that leaves me. What matters is the friendship between you and me.

Mimi: Forget it! Pretending to be a virgin, friendship, how much is it?

Wu Suo: How about another hundred?

Mimi: A hundred? You can also say that. Dare you say that you didn't think about me in your dirty and wet bed last night?

Wu suo: 150?

Mimi: My boyfriend is? ...

Wu Suo: That 180, including your boyfriend, can't be added. (pause) Just talk and do nothing else.

Mimi: Talk! Then why didn't you tell anyone? Talk, who will talk to you, it's too late to hide! I am stupid to the end, a virgin, but I am often teased by dishonest men like you …

Wu suo: forget it. Look at your face. Like fried dough sticks after a night. (Mimi starts to ignore him, a little anxious) What's the matter?

Mimi: Forget it, if I don't have a boyfriend, I'll raise your cry like a dead pig to 130 decibels tonight. Do you know the feeling of 130 decibel?

Wu suo: I don't know.

Mimi: It means that the jet plane starts less than five meters away from you. (Excited) You will sweat, twitch all over, and your conjunctiva will be congested, and you will go into a state of complete deafness. Would you like to try? (Wu Suo shakes his head) It must be useless waste.

Wusuo: Can you blame me? Cigarettes kill sperm, coke makes people infertile, velvet antler is precious, tiger whip is hard to find, and even sparrows with aphrodisiac have faded. Gee, this medicine has been developed for thousands of years, and now there is a masturbation device that sells well. God, can't you save someone!

Mimi: Hey, God is human too. Now I think of God, and I deserve it!

Wusuo: I have a dream tonight. Will you come?

(Wu decides to take part in Dance of Personality, and Mimi is welcome to change her role.)

Mimi: Honey, there you are.

Ji Gu: (cautiously) Are there any policemen? (He looks at Wu Suo carefully)

Mimi: No, dear.

Ji Gu: (indignant) An extremely terrible thing happened today. Noon, noon ...

Mimi: (coaxed) Don't worry, speak slowly.

Ji Gu: At noon, I went to the canteen to cook, because I was late. I came last, but I don't know why. As soon as someone crowded behind me, my foot slipped and I slipped to the front. When I finally gained a foothold, the quick-eyed aunt had already cooked my food. You know, she never asks me what to eat. From my first day at work, she gave me potatoes and stewed cabbage, and it hasn't changed since then. She gives me potatoes and cabbage stew every day, all year round, and never changes the pattern. One day, I was late and there was not enough food. She would definitely save it for me. In order to buy cabbage, she climbs more than ten miles of mountain roads almost every morning and goes to a farmhouse in Frankfurt to buy it.

Mimi: No wonder, the doctor said that the main reason why your mother got Alzheimer's disease at a young age was that she couldn't figure out why you didn't eat potatoes and cabbage! How dare you! Then can't you ask her to change another dish for you?

Ji Gu: You know, she used to be a patient in our hospital. Later, she recovered and stayed in the hospital. She has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Mimi: No wonder. There is nothing to be afraid of. Didn't it last for several years? You see, slipping comes first. Isn't this a great help to you?

Ji Gu: But ... but when I turned around, I found the last person in the line staring at me. Everyone else laughed, but he didn't. He stared at me without laughing.

Mimi: What does it matter? What happened afterwards?

Ji Gu: Oh, my God! That's terrible! Mimi, my blood pressure is high, my pulse is fast, my endocrine is out of balance, and my white blood cells are low. I am in the early stage of schizophrenia. I did some research. His name is Yang Ren, and he is a lawyer hired by our school from America. His uncle is the daughter of our second aunt's cousin! (desperately) Now I'm finished. You know I'm sorry, but I finished it anyway.

(Mimi is stunned, white, and white "Dance of Character", afraid to meet)

Ji Gu: Our dean? Zhou wentian? She will come at once.

Li Bai: What shape is it?

Ji Gu: You'll know when you see it!

Li Bai: What's your last name?

Ji Gu: He will tell you as soon as we meet.

Li Bai: Does it bite?

Ji Gu: Who said that?

Li Bai: People often say: Madmen love to bite.

Ji Gu: People? ..... Are they crazy?

(Li Bai Ding Zhu, Zhou Wentian, Zhou Wentian's "Character Dance")

Li Bai: Where willows harmonize the wind and green hills ease the worries of the world! : (for a long time, finally) Yes … Yes … Yes … too! (He is a little incoherent)

Zhou Wentian: (suddenly crying loudly) No, no, no, it's me. Lenin once said in 19 18 that there would be milk, bread and everything. Come on, you, yes, you are my right-hand man.

Li Bai: It's a great honor.

Zhou Wentian: Do you know? Marx was a Jew, Einstein was a Jew and Freud was a Jew, but they were all Germans. Do you know why?

Li Bai: Confucius said: I know what I know, but I don't know. I know, but I don't know.

Zhou Wentian: Zhou Wentian: Because their parents are German. Hitler is German, and Hitler's parents must be German. Is this correct? No, this proposition is not true. Then, why is Marx German? Why? (She walks back and forth impatiently, suddenly realizing something) Oh, yes, the First World War broke out in 19 14, and the Second Middle East War broke out in 1956. (I don't know, I don't know, the GNP of that year increased by 13.37% compared with the previous year. Oh, yes. (suddenly shouting at Li Bai) Do you know why Marx is German now?

Li Bai: No, I don't know!

Zhou Wentian: I don't know, why?

Li Bai: People are not born knowing, so how can they not be confused! I ......

Zhou Wentian: (proudly) Ha, I knew you didn't know. You're scared. You know what you're afraid of? Because now, I am the superior, your leader and the master of the world. Because of this, people should obey me and I can do whatever I want. (Zhou Wentian runs down crazily)

(Li Bai was frightened by the scene just now, and after a pause, he walked to the center of the stage)

Li Bai: Plain, plain, plain, plain. Mutoushihao village ......

Zhou Wentian: (Like endorsement) At dusk in Shihao Village, officials arrested people at night and the old man climbed over the wall. ...

Li Bai: Zhou Wentian, is it really you?

Zhou Wentian: I have something to say.

Li Bai: What? Go!

Zhou Wentian: (suddenly walks up to Li Bai and grabs Li Bai's hand with both hands, affectionately) Take care, brother. As your leader, if you really can't stay any longer, come in. We're here! Have us! See you later! (Say that finish, turn around, tears, suddenly ran in, looking at the direction he ran. )

Li Bai: I am your husband, your sword and your 8,000 children.

(Li Bai and Zhou Wentian also settled down, and several people settled down on the stage and became perfect sculptures.)

The light faded away and came back into sight. Everyone showed their magical powers and communicated with each other, and the stage was messy. The sound effect of a heavy metal is from small to large, mixed with the actor's voice and turned into noise. With a loud cry from Wu, the music and sound came to an abrupt end. Everyone stood on the stage and stopped. Wu became an actor A, slowly turning his back on the audience. Zhou Wentian became an actor D sitting in the center of the stage.

Actor D: (suddenly laughing) We? (Go to the audience and talk to the audience)

Actor C: (laughs) We? (Go to the audience and talk to the audience)

Actor B: (laughs) Who are we? (Go to the audience and talk to the audience)

Actors ABC stand in a row

Actor BCD: (laughs) Yes, who are we?

Silence. Three people found that no one answered, looking at the sky together, as if thinking.

At this time, the children's chorus of the music "Ode to Joy" sounded.

(Actor A turns to the audience)

Actor A: (Keep quiet) Who are we?

Actor d: (looking at actor a) who is it?

Actor A: (making a stop gesture) Do you really want to know? Then I'll tell you, we're crazy.

Actor BCD: (looking at actor A in surprise) Are you crazy?