Funny love messages from various departments of the university. No matter in study, work or life, everyone has sent messages, which can convey care and greetings to others. Next, I will share with you funny love messages from various departments of the university.

Funny love messages from various departments of the university 1 1. Political Department: If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person be you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!

2. Legal Department: Lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

3. Biology Department: If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

4. Mechanical Department: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

5. Normal education major: A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

6. Financial Management Department: If you receive this message, it means that you like me; If you delete it, you have a crush on me; If you reply, you just want to marry me; If not, you promise to marry me; If you modify it, it will be mine; If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

7. Environmental Sanitation Department: Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you in the early morning and during the day, and I will become crazy in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

8. History Department: It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

9. Advertising Design Department: personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

10, Chinese Department: Last night, I let a mosquito find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

1 1, Performance Department: I will die if you blink. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I'll die.

12, Mathematics Department: Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think that you can't; E. all of the above.

2 1, as long as you are fresh, beautiful and happy every day, I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I get old!

2. Quiet phone calls are accompanied by dull lights, and lonely chests are holding cold arms. Through my sharp eyes, I saw a stubborn heart, still stubbornly waiting for the echo of your love.

3. I don't have you in my eyes because you are already in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.

4. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the setting sun and the brilliant western hills. I think you love me without you, and I must get you.

There are many stars in the sky, but there is only one moon, just like there are good people in the world, but I can only see you in my eyes. Not really. I only love for 60 seconds a minute. One minute, only love you for 60 seconds.

6. There is a feeling that lasts forever, a infatuation that lasts till death do us part, a love that holds your hand and grows old with your son, and a mood that loves you. It feels good. Dear, let's be happy forever.

7. When the sky meets a rainbow, the day will be beautiful; When the desert meets the sunset, the dusk is poetic; When the pond meets the moonlight, the night is clear; The world was beautiful when I met you.

8. Wife, wife, I love you and miss you day and night; I plow and weave for you, and my neighbors and friends praise me. But I want to be like this all my life, only envy Yuanyang! Wish my wife good health and happiness every day!

9. When I miss you, my mood is so gentle. It is a frozen and broken stream, a flickering flame on a candle. My heart will come out of my chest and tell you that I love you!

10, if the memory about you in your mind is represented by a point. Then I can probably write an ellipsis long enough to extend to the end of the universe, but I missed the full stop.

1 1. If you like someone, you just hit it off. I really want to get close to him and hug him. If you like a person, you can let him fly freely, but when he is tired occasionally, he can rest at ease.

12, the moon, the blooming light, stays in the tone of time, misses, sings warmly, is quiet in the noisy city, and you and I, the happiness of listening, are destined to meet in this world.

13, where the sun shines, there is my sincere blessing; Where the moon shines, there are my deep thoughts; I am like a lonely wild goose flapping its tired wings.

14, the furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you; But: we love each other deeply and know the existence of this love, but we can't say I love you!

15, chew your name and feel warm; Singing your name is particularly warm; Call your name and feel warm; Write down your name, lotus flowers are all your warmth.

16, your smiling face makes my melancholy clouds dissipate; Your happy heart makes me feel comfortable; Your happy smile makes me happy again and again! I want to give you happiness, not now, but forever!

17, today is wife-loving day. I'll cook you a big meal. Subject: Thank you. Ingredients: happiness; Accessories: beautiful, kind and virtuous. Cooking method: simmer. Efficacy: Happy for a long time!

18, my first wish 10 1 is that one day, you will wear a white wedding dress and hold a beautiful bouquet to be my happy bride. Dear, would you like to help me realize this beautiful wish?

19. Let the cup of parting be filled with the wine of love. On the day of reunion, I will give it to you personally, so that the tears of acacia can moisten the dry heart and make the eternal love exude intoxicating fragrance.

20. I can't hold the moon for you in the sky, nor can I catch turtles for you in the sea. What I can do is to rub your shoulders when you are tired and give you a shoulder to lean on when you are tired. Honey, I love you!

2 1, good girl is red rose, good girl is purple jasmine, good girl is Bai Baihe, good girl is spring breeze, but spring is warm and beautiful. This is you in my heart.

22, love you, very beautiful; Miss you, very sweet; We are happy, this is not a problem; We are warm and romantic, which is the last word. Send a text message today to spice things up. May your mood be more beautiful!

23. I really hope to be with you again. I don't know how far we can go together, but I know that in the end, whether we are still together or not, I will love you until the end of my life.

24. When you see the clear spring flowing in the mountain stream, when you see the blazing fire, please don't despise it, get close to it and cherish it. These are the cohesive forces of my yearning for you to fly over Qian Shan.

25. I asked a mosquito to come to you tonight, let him tell you that I miss you very much, and let him kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now. I hope you don't light mosquito-repellent incense. It will tell you how much I love you!

26. Until my pulse is opposite to yours, I finally believe that love can be reincarnated in past lives; Every smile of yours makes me intoxicated; I just hope there is a pair of your footprints next to mine. Marry me!

27. Fate, sweetness, and happiness are all love, care, and touch. Paying is also love, commitment, dedication, and responsibility is love! Let's have a clear, regretless and mutual trust Tanabata!

28, dear, you are asleep, I only have to store my love in your mobile phone; When you wake up, I will put my love in your heart; When you see me, I will hold the whole person in your arms!

29. Look at the starry sky and think of your old friends. Missing is a kind of happiness, and caring is a kind of sincerity. Greetings are so beautiful, and the distance is so beautiful. Live your life slowly and send all my blessings to you.

30, a red line holding the fate, two of a kind loves you, cares about you, is surrounded by enemies, all kinds of tricks to coax you, so anxious to marry you, marry me!

3 1. Grass along the green river, with the coming and going of each season, how can I tell you that I love you more than myself? You are my eternal wealth. With you, my life is meaningful. I want you to fly freely!

32. I often miss you on lonely nights. Don't light when I miss you. I'm used to thinking about your smile, your voice, and the way you came to me step by step in the sun.

33. The quiet life is moldy, and the boring patience is stale. Let thoughts send a tiger, and love will sprinkle a charm, pester distress and hate, throw away all horizons, move towards a novel rhythm, and measure your limited beauty.

34. Build a sweet and warm love dock. I only hope you will stay in my eyes and don't miss my real pursuit. I would like to enjoy the happiness and troubles of life with you all my life, and happiness will never stop!

35. Acquaintance is easy to know, lovesickness is easy to meet, and love is easy to stay together. Although love is so difficult, in order to love you, I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.

36. On your weekend, spread a layer of sunshine and let the broken happiness diffuse like sand. And you, lazy and relaxed, lie in my blessing, wrapped in a dream with a faint lilac flavor.

37. On the issue of love, no one is right or wrong. Love is just a fate. Fate gathers and ends. It is a precious and inexhaustible reason to get married and stay together forever.

38. A cloud represents my love and a dewdrop represents my love! You ask me how much I love you, and I will tell you: "I will love you forever!" " "Love is the best thing in life.

39. When I stare into your eyes, when I hear your voice, when I smell the faint fragrance in your hair, when I feel my own violent heartbeat, I know that you are the only one in my life!

40. If there is an afterlife, I hope I can still be with you. But I don't want an afterlife, because I will love you wholeheartedly in this life. Love till death do us part, please accept it. I love you!

4 1, I want to make a bet with you to see if I dream about you first or you dream about me first tonight. If I win, let me love you; If you win, let you love me; How's it going?

42. You said that our relationship is like the wind. How can we catch it? As soon as the wind blows, the edge flies away. But I said: if possible, I would like to be a dust, go with the wind, and walk with you without hesitation.

43, met, I can't help but believe that this is fate. I didn't know this until I dreamed. I can't resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the cycle from generation to generation.

44. There has always been a place in my heart. Today I can finally happily put you in this position. You will be indispensable to my future life, and I will work hard for our future.

45, green and faint, every morning and evening; Every minute, every day. Love you 365 days a year, miss you 24 hours a day, love you 3600 seconds an hour, and say two words every second: love you!

46. Do you want to know how the silly boy who once confessed to you disappeared? Want to know why your dog only obeys me? I won't say anything if I kill you, except the honey trap. Bring it on.

47. The dream is calling, and the Duke of Zhou is waving; Take a bath on a busy day and sleep on a working day; Remember to close the closed window and dream that tomorrow is really comfortable; Good night, have a good mood tomorrow!

48. When I have fallen asleep at midnight, don't push me into the night. If you have to tell me face to face about the occasional ripples in my heart over the years, I hope to find a world for two people.

49, busy work, things always change; Only friendship tells eternity; Space transformation, unable to meet; Missing is not shallow, and the concern has not changed; Blessing calls, SMS greetings; Health is always accompanied by happiness!

50. It's very cold. When I come home from work, if you are at home, I will warm my hand with your hand, warm my face with your face, help me take off my hat and scarf, take off my coat and ask me if it is cold today.

5 1, I never thought I would fall in love with you. I always told myself that you were just a friend. But who will be online all day for friends, just for the hope of meeting each other? So, yes, I love you.

52. The happiest thing in this life is to know you, and the favorite thing to do is to love you all my life! The biggest wish is to be the person you love most in your life! Honey, I'll catch you! What about you?

53. Winter is cold and the wind blows. I wish you keep warm, greet you against the cold, tell you what's on your mind, say that you are safe, exercise regularly, rest more, add clothes, beware of colds, eat properly and take care of yourself!

What I want to do most is to be with you. What I want to say most is "I love you". What I love most is your smile. What I love most is your words. Dear, I just hope you are happy every day!

55. Even if you don't talk, you know the same. Even if you can't come, you will feel the same way. Even if I leave, I will love you deeply. Even if you don't contact, you will be concerned. Even if you don't hold hands, you are still friends.

56. The highest state of love: habit. Women are used to men's snoring; Men are used to women's willfulness; One person will change and adapt to another.

57. In the Mood for Love is so beautiful that it involves too many love experiences. Although time is a sincere calendar for us, I always believe that you have a gentle charm that I will never let go of and love you.

58. I miss you with happiness, bring peace with luck, bring health with happiness, let the lucky aura in life cover you, let the romance and warmth of love care for you, and wish you happiness!

59. Long time no see, suddenly I miss you very much. With a gentle greeting, I wish your sky will always be sunny, your heart will always be young, happiness will always accompany you, health will always care for you, you will be happy and take care of yourself.

Spring will come again, flowers will bloom again, and youth will never come again. Don't pay too much attention to love, open your heart, treat it sincerely, two of a kind, have a good love, and wish to join the love army as soon as possible!

6 1, I am afraid of the dark. I want your comfort. I am very haggard. I want your comfort. I can't sleep without your protection. I can't face tomorrow without you. I will never learn without you!

62. Make a container, fill it with love, fold a plane, write a love story, summon up courage, tell the meaning of love, send a short message and tell the thoughts of love.

63. I don't know who made you sad. Maybe I shouldn't ask or think, but I just want to tell you that every second is with me. I hope you are happy every day. Please let me have a chance to take care of you!

Meeting you is the luck of my life; Falling in love with you is the joy of my life; Losing you is my lifelong regret; Without you, I can't feel the shock inside. I just want to love you in this life!

65. If I am Guo Jing, you are Huang Rong; If I were Yang Guo, you would be Xiaolong; If you are the Seven Immortals, I am Yong Dong. Baby, marry me and I will always be your husband!

66. The breeze blew away my frowning brows and sent away my homesickness; Yingying water, fluctuating in the deepest part of my heart, shines with the meaning of true love; Baby, please believe that I love you and marry me!

67. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

68. I miss you when it rains on a sunny day. How can this mood be so familiar? If you are bored, I will sing love songs, give you the warmest and best memories and make you happy, sweet and happy.

69. I am willing to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight with my life. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

70. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! Happy Valentine's Day!

7 1, set a goal for yourself, one year, two years, five years, maybe you are born worse than others, and you can often change% of your destiny through hard work. Broken pots and broken falls can only be friends with cowardice.

72. Meeting you is my fate, falling in love with you is my family, guarding you is my duty, and accompanying you is my blessing. I love you a little too much in this life, and I have made a backup for loving you in the next life!

73. I am the one who loves you! Protect you from the wind and rain; Drive away the sadness for you. When I miss you, my chest is warm; When you don't want to, just keep it in your heart. Miss you, want to enter the heart; Love you deeply.

74. The random beat on the draft paper, the chaotic pace in the quiet street and the tangled language in the middle of the night are all symptoms after I fell in love with you. Please write a prescription for his treatment.

Dear, we have experienced the baptism of rain and dew in early spring, the bath of sunshine in summer, the farewell of maple leaves in late autumn and the holy land of winter snow. Then, let's get married and leave footprints on the road to happiness!

76. I eat rice every day and think of you! I never eat noodles. I want to see you every day! I don't eat soup. I'll be flustered if I don't see you! I just drink and don't eat vegetables. It's your fault all my life!

77. Acquaintance is a kind of fate, and the intersection of hearts makes us have endless romantic feelings; Being together is a promise, and we will always remember our brilliant love story in the world cycle!

78. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

79. Holding your hand, I miss your tenderness. In the past, it was all my fault Your forgiveness is my greatest happiness. I hope your heart will be reopened for me. Dear, please forgive me!

80. This kind of love work is also an important way to balance polarization. It is not unusual for the old to find the young, the poor to find the rich, and the beautiful to find the ugly.

8 1, I would like to exchange the pride of three generations for your infatuation and resentment all your life, I would like to exchange your figure for a look back, I would like to exchange the bright moon for your gaze, I would like to live in Wushan and die in Sheol. Honey, I love you.

82. Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread.

83. In spring, warm sentences will be written in emotional language, and the petals will set off a romantic background with fashionable colors. I will make love with my willful heartbeat for a lifetime, unchanged, dear, thinking of you.

84. Let our love step over the white sand, pass through Tuan Tuan Ziyun, sow in fertile Lantian, water with sweet stream, and grow into a green cypress under the warm Danyang. Happy May Day!

85. I can't sleep at night because my thoughts are always knocking at the door. I got up and prayed for you, with the most sincere words. Dear you, if I were an angel, I would only protect all your happiness.

86. Love pervades my heart, and my feelings have settled in the years, and my heart has been captured by you. You are my greatest attachment in my life. 4 12 vowed to love the sun. May stationery turn into acacia leaves and bring you happiness!

87. Don't think I am poor at study. I will study hard. I will study hard for our future. Don't worry. When you meet a problem that I don't understand, explain it patiently, and don't laugh at me.

88. Love is hot. Freeze it with ice. Love is cold, surround it with a stove; Love is thirsty, soak it in water; I take good care of you just for Qixi. I wish you a happy Tanabata.

89, open your eyes, you are running around in your mind; Close your eyes, you are dangling before your eyes; Walking on the road, I feel like you and I are inseparable; Lying in bed, your sweetness lingers in your heart. I miss you very much.

90. Don't be alienated by busyness, and don't forget you because of the erosion of time! Autumn flowers and winter snow, summer to Qiu Lai! Although the season has changed, my focus has not changed. I wish you fruitful autumn.

9 1, snowflakes are flying and falling in a piece of romance, and the sunshine conveys bursts of warmth. In the world of love, everything is beautiful and happy. 1 20 love you and wish you all the best!

92, wife, wife, I love you, just like breathing every day, I can't stop for a moment; You are my day, you are my land, you are a part of me, and I swear to be closest to you in this life!

93, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, very likely! I missed your past participation, and I will not be absent from your future! Happy Valentine's Day!

94. When I was lonely and sad, you stood by me silently, giving me warmth and moving me. I will regard all this as the most precious treasure and treasure, hidden in my heart.

95. Clouds also go with the wind and hide at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, and I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart.

96. Mei Mei I love you like a mouse loves rice. You are my bread when I am hungry, your fruit knife when I am hungry, your heart, your liver and three quarters of my life!

97. There is a feeling of loving each other, caring for each other and understanding and tolerance. Marriage is like sailing in the sea. Only by working together can we reach the other side of happiness.

98. I can't live without you! It is your eyes that never tire of seeing; It is your hand that is not enough to hold; What you can't quit is your gentleness; What lingers is your affection. If I love you, you will never regret it!

99, whether the wind is too sad, blowing white clouds with tears; Whether the raindrops are too violent to make the leaves lifeless; Whether I love you or not; I just want to be with you!

100, looking for you in the southeast and northwest, following you everywhere, loving you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, holding you in the wind and rain, just wanting to love you every day, loving you in this life, and in this order in the afterlife!

10 1, honey, do you really want to meet? Then you have to promise: if I turn around and run away, don't pull me. If I faint on the spot, you should give me artificial respiration, remember to breathe hard.

102, I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later. I just asked softly, "Can you be my girlfriend?" .

103, did you hear that? A word from my heart! No matter how far apart, my love is with you, without regret! I will accompany you in any weather, and all the storms will be experienced together!

104, if I say I love you now, then I may regret it later; If I refuse you now, I may regret it the next second; Hehe, no matter what I do, my love for you will never change!

105, this short message was born, but we called a thousand times to urge her for a thousand times before she started coming to us! Everyone loves you, bloom, and the car has a flat tire! Just like the feeling of first love, it makes you feel alive; Even if the ends of the earth, my heart belongs only to you!

106, I think I have a crush on you for a long time. People say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me-let me give you all the love of my life!

107, the wind is biting, and I miss you in my heart. Although the weather is cold, my feelings will not be cold, my blessings will not stop and my worries will not change. Greetings will be made by voice, clothes will be added to prevent cold, exercise will be good, and you will be happy for a long time!

108, take a ray of sunshine and write down your thoughts to make your eyes warm and bright; Pick a white cloud and hang a blessing to make your dream fly higher. Dear, love is not far away, I am by your side.

109, a ray of thoughts, good luck for you; Pieces of maple leaves, auspicious for you to open the way; Fruitful autumn, peace as a gift; Faint reverie, send warm wishes, and wish you a happy life.

1 10 I hope all the cold winds blow to me in winter, and all the rain and snow float to me! Let me create a warm and sunny sky for you! Dear, may there be no wind, frost, rain and snow in your winter, only happiness and warmth!

1 1 1, a woman should be a third party in her life anyway. Only when you have been a third party will you understand how bleak it is to love someone. The person we want is not always available.

1 12, your tenderness makes me tremble; You are so beautiful that my eyes are blurred; You are so kind, which makes my body and mind ripple; You are so cute, I can't help loving you. I love you.

1 13, without you for a second, life doesn't work, without you, day and night, one day without you, every day is like a year. Baby, don't be too busy, share it with me happily, don't just say it in half sadly!

1 14, if missing is a wisp of smoke, let the wind blow to you and let you know how much I miss you; If you are worried about a drop of rain, let the heavy rain fall on your head and let you know how much I miss you; Have you caught a cold？

1 15, it doesn't matter if you don't see it for a day, as long as you are willing to send a message! It's no problem to see you for two days. I have to call you! I can't stand not seeing you for three days. The ends of the earth are looking for you! Dear, I love you all my life!

1 16, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and we don't expect it; Never, dare not think; Fly in pairs, not for; It is not easy to get married together; I just want to take care of it every day in exchange for your sweet smile all the time. Hello, I'm very happy!

1 17, I often blame myself, I shouldn't. I often regret not leaving you. Why do we love each other, but we have to part in the end? Do we always wander outside the door of our hearts?

1 18, Valentine's Day wish: be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

1 19, the spring dream is traceless, the spring rain is silent, and when the spring night is lonely, don't think about tenderness; The flowers that should be thanked have been thanked, and the flowers that should be opened are in bloom. Where are the people who should come? Still walking on the road?

120, you once told me that meeting is a song, honesty is the lyrics, and it is like a melody; You once told me that meeting is poetry, affection is poetic rhyme, and communication is poetic. Happy Valentine's Day to my baby!

12 1, when love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle of life and death!

122, because of colorful time, because of fragrant blessing air, blessing, my feelings, because of bright flowers, when you open the mail, I wish you happiness at this moment!