1. The program has only been on for a while, and the four of us are standing on the stage. With gongs and drums, it's even worse!

College life is so novel, you have to rely on yourself. Glory used to stand aside and learn from scratch.

3. The dormitory environment is really good, microwave oven and rice cooker. There's only one thing I can't stand, smelly feet

4. Sleep in the middle of the night, talk nonsense and cheat. Mental state is a word, Kang!

There are quite a few small dishes in Peking University, including noodles and stir-fried dishes. What if I forget to bring my meal card? Eat seasoning!

6. It's really tiring to squeeze meals in the canteen, and the service attitude is underworld. A steamed bread is half pulled. It is really dark!

7. The campus hospital is a little small and the service attitude is not very good. There are not many kinds of drugs, so it is best not to get sick!

8. Recruiting new students in clubs is really lively, and new students are treasures. Only one thing is missing. Throw money!

9. Some students are really tired, and the clubs are all waiting in line. You get soft halfway, lie down and sleep!

10. Peking University Network is really a dish, and its name is Broadband. How much is an international night? 900 yuan!

1 1. Online course selection is really difficult, Monday to Friday. What if I can't log in? F5！

12. There are many computer games, and Warcraft is a big pineapple against terrorism. I forget to do my homework every time I pat my head in class!

13. There are many thieves in Peking University. They run back and forth at both ends every three days. What is the security guard doing? Sleep!

14. It is common to walk around the unnamed lake in pairs. Hide in the shade, shh! Don't look.

15. Double dormitory, both men and women are not tired. Bitter in the heart, money is too expensive!

16. The university has no taste and dozes off in music chat. What should I do if my homework is not good? Roger that.

17. I regret leaving school. My efforts in previous years were in vain. Do it again, and you won't return it!

18. Book prices are soaring, materials are expensive, homework is heavy, and learning is tiring. Burn wax and stay up late to make up the exam, memorize it!

19. Teachers are hard and tired, teaching and educating people is beautiful. What a pity that I didn't do well in the exam!

20. Many teachers are really good, but some are working. What if I'm not ready for class? That's bullshit！

2 1. Some students are so good that they go to class before dawn. The police put up some tables. Sit down!

22. Some general elections are really good, so hurry and get seated. No one came into the classroom, only schoolbags.

23. Graduation distribution is really difficult, and you have to pay for going out across provinces. There is also a good way out, postgraduate entrance examination!

24. The world of life is infinite, and a bright future lies ahead. Recalling the history of honor and disgrace in those years, thank Yanyuan!

25. What we say is not quite right, and we have to offend people. Now we must be ready to retreat!

& lt "Three Sentences and Half Words of Class Reunion";

Just after the spring outing, the four of us stood on the stage. With gongs and drums, it's even worse!

Cock the horn early in the morning instead of doing exercises and sleeping in. Finally up, slacker!

I opened my schoolbag and rummaged for a while before I realized that my homework was not finished. Secretly looking at the head teacher, so miserable!

English is like listening to a gobbledygook. Just play games. What a pity to think about the desire to start school!

Suddenly I heard music, so I ran to the playground. Stretch your arms and kick, fun!

Eye exercises are more fun. Scratch your ears and be the Monkey King. Then my eyes are not good, no matter!

Recess is my place, chasing and playing frolicking arhats. Noisy, your majesty!

Lunch break is my paradise, and I am allowed to rest in all directions. Take a break and watch your homework, idiot!

I have no energy in class in the afternoon, and the desk just makes the bed. The nap class is over, so annoying!

I never do cleaning, so deducting points has nothing to do with me. Then there is no way out, help!

Day after day, time is about to shine What should I do if I have poor grades and poor performance?

Students should study hard and win glory for their classes. Parents call the teacher to talk, unforgettable!

There are rules for school grades, which we should remember and not forget. One-day routine, do it!

Civilized manners have examples, and learning examples are ahead. There are many difficulties on the way to school, I rush!

Everyone loves the elegant environment, and the civilized campus is my home. Create an excellent class group and win glory!

& lt One more student after three and a half sentences & gt；;

There are so many beautiful senior sisters, all of whom are very capable and smart. You will see it in two months-sister-in-law!

What should I do when cooking in the canteen? Attracting the opposite sex cannot be wrong. If you find the wrong owner-half a spoon!

Chat in the computer room, ask about nationality and meeting, and then ask about the place in Iraq-next to it!

Standing in line outside the computer room, the sweaty sea of people finally stepped forward-power failure!

Three people wear a pair of trousers, and the dormitory will achieve mass production. When it is washed, we should act together-get out of the way!

Before the exam, the classroom stepped on the spot, the cheat sheet filled the table, and the teacher fainted-change classes!

Everyone carries a mobile phone around his waist, and hangs up as soon as the bell rings. Hang up and see what he's looking for-a public phone!

Dormitory love, boys keep mice and girls keep rabbits, and change jobs after three days-crossing!

College life is really good, and no one is noisy when playing every day. What if there is no job? -Forget it!

That night, I went to fetch water and ran into a man who thought it was a ghost. I was surprised to ask what they were doing-kissing!

Running in the student union every day, doing everything by myself and leaving home-quite successful.

& lt university three sentences and a half >:

Three sentences and a half on campus

The drummer knocked at the door.

Walk on stage in high spirits.

What if one person is missing?

I'll do it (running from the edge of the stage)!

Let's say three and a half sentences,

Nonsense, big and small,

Don't shout when you come,

-Give me the money!

There are many exams in Weill's Ministry.

Exams make everyone tremble,

Why is this?

-Stop it!

There are many mobile phones in foreign-related centers.

Call all the way,

Take it out if you need anything,

-Contact!

There are many beautiful women in the variety department.

Seems untouchable,

What if you want to get close?

Dating!

There are many educational notices,

Teaching management has the courage to explore,

Students are afraid to enter when they come.

-afraid of approval!

Basic department, amazing,

The number of directors ranks first,

What's this, boss?

-Old Ben!

Ordinary employees are not afraid of hardships.

Covered in mud,

They are all great people,

talk nonsense

The handsome guy in the experimental department is really good.

A specialty can make people love,

When I came home from work,

Cooking!

Working in the general department is very good,

We often take the principal's car,

Sometimes you can call,

pay one's own expenses

Teaching is not easy,

Work hard, talk less,

How to deal with violations of school discipline,

-Shoot.

Teacher Gao Fu is very motivated.

The burden of continuing education is shouldered,

Hard work and skilled work,

..... A trick!

The happy event of engineering school,

You can't have too much good news,

The work next year will surpass this year.

-Insurance!

Today we welcome the new year,

The headmaster invited us to a restaurant.

Wuliangye Moutai drinks casually,

That's bullshit！

& lt funny series >:

Funny three and a half sentences-God and me

God gave me a pair of feet,

Teach me how to stand still,

But I only learned

-Run away.

God gave me a straight back,

Teach me how to persevere,

But I only learned

-Show off.

God gave me a pair of hands,

Teach me how to create,

But I only learned

-Begging.

God gave me a pair of eyes,

Teach me how to find the answer,

But I only learned

-Just a quick glance.

God gave me a brain,

Teach me how to think,

But I only learned

-Sleep.

God gave me a mouth,

Teach me how to shout slogans,

But I only learned

-Interesting.

God shook his whole body violently,

-Faint ...