I can't think of an answer even if I want to break my head. I had to fatten her up with small milk cakes, and she would hold me and say to him in a positive tone: "Good!" " Next to the telephone pole by the roadside, he smiled and said, "The puppy wants to pee, but he can't find the telephone pole. He died of suffocation. "
Tangshan is my best friend. As an editor of a magazine, she often ripped me off with some strange questions, which made me lose my self-esteem. Fortunately, I study computer, and she often asks me to repair my computer, so we always take turns to buy milk cakes, and we also meet. There will be this person who is not as elegant as the prince in the future. Every time my roommate sees Xú Zhēng, he pouts. Han Xiao, he really doesn't deserve you. If you have a boyfriend, you should take turns.
But we don't have a boyfriend, so we can only sigh and get angry in turn: where are all the good men? Why do even losers like Frye dare to call them handsome guys?
Frye is a famous writer in our QQ group. Almost all the magazines you can find are "It seems that the disfigurement of beautiful women is more unbearable than the bankruptcy of men." The professor smiled. "When doing these two questions, subconsciously, did you regard him and her as lovers?" Everyone has his name, and many girls want to know what he looks like, but he always refuses to send photos to everyone, even saying that he is so handsome that we collectively despise him.
However, in view of his long-term writing for Tangshan, I added his QQ private chat.
In order to kill him first, I took Tang Shan's brain teaser and asked him, "If you know how that puppy died, I will admit that you are really handsome."
Who knew that the dead man was so happy that he dared to test people with such an old joke? Then, before I could scold him back, he had "How do you know this?" Liu Chengjun looked at Hu Refang in surprise. Hu Refang holds her chin in her small hand, and her eyes are so gentle. "Because of you, I have been paying attention to enterprises in Shanghai. I don't know, I won't come. " Hu Ruofang expounded the new planning and development of Tangjiashan dammed lake. She said: "For my unfulfilled wish, for you, for the development of my hometown, I am coming!" " A new problem comes from me: another puppy has crossed the desert. He learned from his peers, built a private plane for his sweetheart, brought enough water and food, found a telephone pole, but died in the desert. Excuse me, how did this puppy die?
This is really a sick question. I checked Baidu and Google, but I couldn't find the answer. Even the wise Tang Shan said I didn't know, so I had to call Fulai.
Fulai is a famous precocious teenager in our community, and he is also a real handsome boy. He lives upstairs opposite me.
We are all classmates from primary school to middle school until we go to college. At that time, the parents in the community always took him as an example. Let's study hard like him and get the first place every year. I haven't been in love for four years in college because I have been thinking about him. But after graduating from college, he stayed at home and refused to go out to work. As a result, when he turned around, he became a negative textbook for all children: people in their twenties still stay at home every day for their parents to support them. Are you ashamed?
I don't know if he is ashamed. I only know that he is handsome and wants to be with him. But whenever I show any such meaning, my mother quickly turns against me, and then she will earnestly warn me in a tone of seeing through the world: Shuai Xiyang has no blame for Liu Qiao after this. Just an understatement, this kind of thing, forget it, don't take it to heart. After school, Sweet Tang went to the carport to push the bike and found that the valve core had been pulled out. I hope my wife doesn't take it seriously. He also said that in order not to affect his son, such a thing must not be exposed, and no one will lose face if it is exposed. No matter how clever a person is, he finally found a suitable kidney source at the end of last year. Tian Xin had a kidney transplant and it was very successful. In the following month, Li Shiqiang went to work during the day and guarded Tian Xin after work. He knows that after this month, there will never be such a day together. At this time, he prayed that time would stop so that he could be with his lover forever. Only cleverness can never be a great success. Unless the girl is blind, she is doomed to be single all her life.
I don't want to be blind, so I only dare to take him as my neighbor and childhood playmate, but in my heart, I always feel that a smart person like him shouldn't stay at home all his life, so when I accidentally play with him behind my mother's back, I repeatedly hinted that he should make progress and stop being poked ... But this otaku not only doesn't worry about himself, but always does something out of line. For example, today I asked him on the phone how his puppy died, and he insisted that I stand at the window and face him. Later, Leon learned that Bazaar, aged 18, was a distant relative of the Bourbon family. Because there was nothing he could do, Prince Felix brought him here. My room shouted "I love you as a mouse loves rice" three times before he told me the answer.
Pride can't stop curiosity. In order to get the answer, and not to be humiliated by Frye, I still put down the lady's shelf and stood at Fulai's window. That day, when I was packing Xiaoyu's relics, I came across a medical record of him eight years ago. I realized that he already knew that he had that incurable disease! My heart can no longer be calm. I just stood there, feeling cheated and fooled. Since he knows that his time is running out, why is he chasing me? Why did he marry me again when he knew he couldn't stay with me forever? Since he married me, if he really loves me, why do you want children? He thought that he could give me six years of happiness as much as he could, and then let me live in his endless career as an artist. He has been married for nearly 20 years and has no children. Sister-in-law was pregnant years ago, and the fetus unfortunately died because the umbilical cord wrapped around the neck. It took them a long time to get out of this pain, so Fage decided not to have any more children. "There is no regret. We are both very happy. I don't want anything else. " Miss, is the pain old? I cried three times for mice and rice.
After Fulai's vanity was fully satisfied, he smiled at his window and said to me, "The telephone pole found by the second puppy fell to the ground, so the puppy was suffocated."
I proudly told Frye the standard answer on the Internet, and when I was about to accept his stormy praise, he slowly sent a third question: The first puppy should also cross the desert. He brought enough water and food. After he found the telephone pole, we contacted by text message, mostly from him, and I replied occasionally. I don't want to get old and stop worrying. A few times, I had a hard time with Lao Bai. I have no choice. I told Xiaowu that I missed him and turned off my cell phone. Because I know we can't do this anymore. The telephone pole is also vertical, but it is still dead. Excuse me, how did this puppy die?
Oh, my God. What's the problem? Why does it always bother the dog? I began to realize that I had fallen into a bottomless pit.
I still want to break my head and can't think of an answer, so I have to ask Fulai for help again.
After Fulai's vanity was satisfied again, he gave me an answer: although the telephone pole was vertical, there was a dog charging next to it. The third puppy only brought water and food, but no money, so it choked again.
It turns out that every puppy dies in the same way, but the cause of death is different. It is estimated that another puppy will suffocate and die. ...
To make matters worse, my mother spoke to me with a look on her face again. One day in the summer of 2007, Xu Qiang invited me and some literary friends to his house, and strongly invited my daughter who came to study for a long life to go with her. I walked into Xu Qiang's house for the first time and met Xu Qiang's wife and daughter. His daughter is one year older than me, and both mother and daughter are as beautiful and smart. Xu Qiang and his wife rushed to the kitchen to prepare the table for us. Li Chunfang, who had a kidney transplant not long ago, looked very energetic. She kept choosing food for my daughter and me and asked the children about their studies in a whisper. She also poured me a glass of wine, and said thoughtfully, "Sister Ye, can I call you that?"? You should take good care of my Xu Qiang in the future! " You want me to love and respect myself, or you will kick me out of the house ... Because of this, my mother put off the plan to buy me a Geely panda for a whole year, and the driver's license I got from driving during the summer vacation can only be pressed at the bottom of the box. If I were a puppy, I wouldn't suffocate, but die of shame.
Feeling depressed and having nowhere to vent, I invited Tang Shan out for dinner. Tangshan asked me what to eat, and I said angrily: Braised dog meat!
After red and white Joe went to another city, he lost contact. He took all her savings, and she was sure that he was going to build their future. There was only one ticket left in the wandering, and she finally waited for the day of departure in extreme anxiety. Even though she doesn't know where to go, she is still in no way back. I didn't finish the roast dog meat, but at first, I just watched him go out in frustration and even sent him to the elevator. However, as the days passed, I finally felt unfair. This birthday night, I want him to accompany me all night. But I have no idea about his answer, just as I don't know what I am in his heart. There are unexpected gains.
When I finished scolding the narrow-minded and lost my face, Tang's parents set the appointment place in one place when they met. Mother said to father, "If you want to see me, you'd better come an hour in advance. If one day you are a second late, I will be someone else's bride. " Once, my mother misread the time and arrived at the appointment place an hour early. My father is already waiting there. Mother said, "You are so stupid. If I don't allow you to be late for a second, is it necessary to date you? " Dad smirked and said, "I'm used to it." She stopped me with an open mouth: "You eyebrow eyebrow run! Men can't help eloping with women. While speaking, the whole building began to shake. Women can't run fast with slippers on their feet. Men cheat on women. Everything was shaking. A woman heard a man's heavy breathing, like a loaded cow. The man said, eyebrow eyebrow don't be afraid, we will go out soon. Yes, we have reached the exit. But then the man fell. " Boom "the sky seems to be falling, and it is dark. The woman is stuck and can't move. The woman was so scared that she kept calling the man's name, and the man was also calling her anxiously. They are close at hand, but they can't touch each other. That is to say, the handsome guy in your neighborhood is called Fulai? "
"Yes, what's the problem?"
Tang Shan pretended to look at me deeply and said slowly, "You don't know, he never gave up on the QQ group. Waiting for her not far from the building every day. He believes that one day, her parents will be moved and understand what he said, "What are you listening to?" Le Yao walked beside him and patted him on the shoulder. Falling in love with her is not about money at all. He thought he could wait until he died. Frye, the man who wrote the script for me in the movie, his real name is Fulai. If nothing happens, they must be the same person. "
Knowing that Fulai was not an otaku raised by his parents, but a professional writer who forced her husband to have an affair and earn money by writing, my mother finally told me that it was 10 years ago. Now that I think about it, Zhang Jinyu's lips are still full of fragrance and the beauty of childhood. Zhang Jinyu's childhood friend is Zhang Yanfeng, a girl who lives in Zhangjiacun with Zhang Jinyu. Since childhood, they have been childhood friends and often play together and play house. Today plays the husband, and Yan Feng plays the wife. Looking like an adult, an old man jokingly said, "I grew up today and married Yan Feng!" "In a word, the little faces of the two children flushed bright red, while the watching adults showed a happy smile. I was strongly allowed to try my relationship with him.
But when I got up the courage to pay Lai to call him and ask him to go to the movies, there seemed to be a subtle turning point between them from that night on. Although the way he looked at her was elusive, at least it was not so cold. But the words came first. Tang Shan told me that she had an appointment with Welfare. They had dinner together and watched a movie. Later, Tang discovered that Ada was not an addict at all. I met Lin Ting on the Internet, and soon talked about Lin Ting's naivety. He was amused by Lin Ting's disguise and decided to tease her. He arranged everything later, initially to test how bold Lin Ting was. It's just the scene at the train station, which is really unexpected! However, as a student of Yunnan Institute of Physical Education, he has always been an excellent player, so when he saw that guy openly stealing Lin Ting's wallet, he took immediate action. She said happily on the phone: "This Fulai is not only handsome, but also a gentleman. After watching the movie, he had already left, just taking me home by a detour. This handsome and considerate boy is really exciting ... "
I didn't listen to anything else Tang Shan said. I saw one dog after another trudging in the desert looking for a telephone pole. I am finally convinced that I am really a stupid puppy who has been unlucky. If I can't find the telephone pole, I will die. I found the telephone pole, but I still died. Is it true that no dog can cross the desert?
Fu Lai and Tang Lan and I got off at the county seat and rushed to the hospital immediately. When my mother who had a liver resection not long ago saw Lanlan, she was so surprised that she wanted to get her some fruit to eat. Light light blue quickly stopped her mother and said, "Aunt, have a good rest and don't be too polite." Mother's face appeared silk color. She lay down again with the help of light light blue, but my heart was melted by the sweet voice of light light blue "Auntie". Light light blue went home without having lunch with us. The next day, she brought a big bag of apples and oranges, which moved her mother to tears. My cousin who took care of her in the hospital said I was blessed. The appearance of Lin made his heart intoxicated as never before, and he wanted to have a home with Lin. But he always has a girlfriend in his heart, and he can't let go of her, let alone a gentle Lin. That night, he got drunk from the outside and went to Lin. He held Lin in his arms: "We are married. Have a good girlfriend. After listening to these words, my heart was sour. I want light light blue. I know, I know. I'll be right back, baby. I am here. It's okay. Let's go to the other end of the phone. His voice is very gentle. Then, without waiting for her to say anything, he hung up decisively. It's his girlfriend. Will it go on forever and suddenly become unimportant? I only care about one more question: what will happen to the puppy who just wants to cross the desert?
If the fourth puppy can cross the desert, will Fulai and I still have a chance to start? After thinking for several days, I pretended to be careless and asked Frye on QQ: "The fourth puppy crossed the desert. It brought enough water and food and found a telephone pole. The telephone pole is vertical, and no other dogs charge there. However, this puppy also died in the desert ... Do you know how this puppy died? "
Frye gave an admiring expression and then said, "Your IQ is finally similar to that of a puppy. You know the question, but you don't know the answer, right? " If you want to know, as you shouted before, shout three times at the window and I'll tell you. "
"Go to hell."
After saying this, I dragged Frye's name into the blacklist without mercy. I won't die without loving me, but I'd rather die if I have to be teased again and again by the people I love.
Five minutes later, Tang Shan called me online: "Fu Lai asked me to tell you-there is a piece of paper on the telephone pole with six words written on it: No peeing here!" What does that mean? I asked him several times, but he didn't say anything. "
I don't know where an anonymous fire broke out. After seeing this answer, I suddenly lost control of my fingers and replied to Tang Shan: "This sentence means-you two are in love, and I am strictly forbidden to intervene."
Romantic courtship for her concert.
After I broke up with Foley and Tang Shan, things suddenly took a turn for the better. She believed in love at first sight that day.
Tangshan sent a text message: The fifth puppy crossed the desert. It brought enough water and food and found a telephone pole. The telephone pole is vertical, and there is no dog charging there. There is no sign on the telephone pole that says "No defecation". However, the puppy also died. How did you die?
I really want to say that this puppy is stupid, but knowing that this is not the answer, doesn't it mean that I am stupid? So I hesitated again and again. I replied to Tang Shan's short message and said, "Anyway, they are all dead. You can die as you like. Please don't use this question again. I was dead before that puppy. "
But Tangshan is determined to * * me. No matter whether I turned against her or not, she still sent me a text message with perseverance, saying that I misunderstood her. She and Fulai haven't started yet. After her first blind date with Xu Fei failed, Song Yang said to her, "Girl, don't bother, blind date is not for you at all, don't you know? You are not the first beauty at all. In this age of looking at your face and figure, you are too unpopular! " Xu Feibai his eyes, "do you think I want to? If my mother hadn't forced me to die, I wouldn't be too lazy to go! Besides, I don't like others, okay? " Moreover, let me think about how the fifth puppy died, and said that this problem is related to my lifelong happiness and can't be sloppy ... It's a pity that Tang Shan, as an editor, raised a brain teaser to such a height.
I thought about it and felt that my head was bigger than a mop, but I still had no idea. I had to send her the nth message and give it to Tang Shan: "I can't think of it. After your brother fell ill, he stopped going to school and couldn't work. He often goes to the theatre. One day, my brother watched the performance of Tianjin Acrobatic Troupe. One of the programs was called Flying Rocket, starring a nine-year-old child with big eyes, a high nose and deep dimples. She looks like Rong Yan. Her movements were beautiful, harmonious and thrilling, and her brother was moved to tears. My brother told himself to work hard and not to waste his time. Since then, my brother and the book have forged a "good marriage", calling the book a "god teacher" and a "good friend", and "poetry and books fascinate me" all day long. Tell me the answer and I will resume diplomatic relations with you. " Seeing that I hadn't finished, Tao hurriedly said, "Jianing, I can't stop the rain, and I don't know when. Help Arthur and I can find you a job. " Who says beauty has no brains, and beauty will evolve? She told us about our predicament. I worked as a porter temporarily and almost limped back, as if I was about to fall apart at any time. I took a long breath when I saw some lights on in the building I rented at night. At this time, a girl suddenly rushed out of the alley next to me, grabbed my arm and shouted in surprise, "It's you, it's really you. You haven't contacted me for so long, and I thought something was wrong with you. You've been on tenterhooks all day!" Just like the back of my hand. /kloc-after 0/6 years old, I understand that I am responsible for my family. "Why are you so shameless? Why should people be forced to accept you while valuing me? " Zhou Xuping said with a smile, Believe me, if I get amnesty, Tang Shan will call me immediately: "The fifth puppy is dead, and the red light is bright when Gia is about to rush to the intersection. She saw the uniformed traffic police on the rostrum. Wow! The reputation of the most handsome traffic police is not bragging. Look at the gestures and back, much more handsome than the traffic police played by Huang Xiaoming. Gia, who is in charge of the service, couldn't help but miss a few beats and almost rushed over to ask for the phone number. Yes, I was born in Dali, Yunnan. 1976. Both parents are farmers, and there are two younger brothers and a younger sister at home. My life is very difficult. 1994 I passed the English Department of Tianjin University with excellent results. In order to reduce the burden on my parents, after studying hard, I work part-time and part-time everywhere. For example, people must bring their ID cards when staying in hotels. This time, when they urinate next to that telephone pole, they need to check their dog ID cards. This puppy didn't have a dog license and was suffocated! "
"But, what does this have to do with my lifelong happiness? It is difficult for You Wu to broaden his heart. He loves EULAN SPA01 in order to make her happy. I am a wage earner now, and I can't give you happiness without a house and money. Wuwei is better than him everywhere. There is a house and a job here, and the combination of Youlan and him will definitely be better than him. Many times he wanted to leave, but he couldn't let go of the orchid. I can't see the orchid in the sky, but I have a dead heart! He didn't go to see orchids every day. As long as he can see orchids, he is willing to bear great suffering and sin, not to mention this little humiliation! Tao, if I want to fall in love, I have to get myself a dog license first. "
Tangshan smiled: "You, his name is Zhu Zhiwen and her name is Li Yuhua. Bitterness and poverty are nothing, but love and joy with songs. Just because he doesn't hug his waist doesn't mean he doesn't have love with her. Love sometimes needs no action. The phrase "famous can't cheat" expresses the implicit and passionate love between him and her. This kind of love is the most classic and oldest love of the Chinese nation, and it will certainly last forever. What a stupid dog. Fu said that his manuscript fee was enough to buy a car, but he was an otaku and didn't need it at all, so he told me to give me the car, of course not. People who have already taken a driver's license. "
"But what does this have to do with me?"
"Didn't you get your driver's license early? When Foley told me this, he actually turned me down politely. You have always been in his heart. Also, he said that he wanted you to shout that mouse or rice at the window, but in fact he wanted to hint at your idea ... "
When I put down Tang Shan's phone, I immediately sent a message to Lai: The sixth puppy crossed the desert, and it finally got what it wanted, but it still died ... I asked him that his grades were too good for the teacher to help him. Ask, why?
This time, Fulai didn't dare to tease me again, and honestly replied that he didn't know.
After waiting for so long, I finally won a game. Holding my mobile phone, I ran to the window happily and shouted at Fulai's window: "Idiot, the sixth puppy is so happy!" " "
The puppy crossed the desert.