Cows are called sheep,
The sheep asked, "Who are you?"
The cow said, "I am a cow."
The sheep asked, Shit, who are you?
Bull: Shit, I am a cow.
A saw that B was struggling to move the box, so he said, Let me help you move it.
B can't use the roller on the box, so he says to A, Go away!
A is very angry, B says quickly, I let you use the wheel.
Two Yunnan people went to Beijing to play. They heard that Beijing roast duck is very famous, so they decided to eat it. As soon as they sat down, one of them said to the waiter, "Go and dump those two roast ducks!" " After waiting for a while, they saw the waiter waving a roast duck in front of them and left. One of them couldn't wait, so he called the waiter and asked him why he didn't serve them roast duck. The waiter said, "Didn't you ask me to bring a roast duck?"
Note: ("Shuai Shuai" means "eat" in Yunnan dialect)
Old Dong from Henan came to the south to have breakfast. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Miss, how much is it to sleep (bowl) in jiaozi for one night?" The waiter was very unhappy and said, "No, only.
Steamed bread. "Old Dong said," Oh, just touch it. " The waiter was so angry that he scolded, "rogue! Old Dong was surprised: "Sixty cents?" It's too cheap! "
A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」
Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」
Now, please talk to the township head! )
The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」
Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )
No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...
Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.