1. Roll call in class! The students quickly called their roommates and whispered, Come on! The teacher called the roll. Roommate calmly said: put it on speaker.

My best friend wishes you a happy marriage, a happy wedding, a sweet life and an early birth.

3. When you are in a bad mood, you can spread out some stationery and send it to a friend's mailbox to dilute a sadness in such a "* * *"; When you are in a good mood, you can also release a homing pigeon and send it to a friend, so that you can feel greater and more perfect joy in a "happiness".

4. Remember the self-introduction on the first day? It's really nervous and funny. From then on, we really got closer. Students from different regions introduce themselves in various versions of Mandarin with simple and shy smiles. Occasionally some cool classmates want to tell some cold jokes. As a result, for the first time, all the students were dull and insensitive, only making themselves unexpectedly embarrassed. Although I don't remember everyone's name, I already have my own shadow in my mind.

Sincerity is the foundation of friendship. A smile, a caring word, and a helping hand in times of crisis can all contribute to the birth of a friendship. Lasting friendship needs sincere care. Friendship is a sincere paper, on which only sincere words can be written.

6. Our university has first-class equipment, the most experienced teachers and the best students (laughs). I think it is an honor and I will have the opportunity to study here. I sincerely hope that we can have a beautiful campus life!

7. It is said that ears are big, wealth is big, ears are thick, family background is thick, ears are long, they can settle accounts, ears are short, they can judge, ears are fat, they don't waste, ears are thin, and they earn money. Today is National Ear Love Day. Look at your ears, fat or thin, long or short. Remember, mind your ears, and luck will wave to you!

8. Beauty comes in spring after winter, warms and melts time after silence, and dreams come today after yesterday. My blessing is sent to you through the years. May you be beautiful and healthy in the spring equinox.

9. Sometimes I will get together with many like-minded people to watch my favorite cartoons when I was a child, and I will smile at the computer: Oh, I haven't grown up yet, I am still a child; But sometimes, when I have an accident, I don't mean it. When a friend pulls out a white hair on the back of my head that suddenly surprises me, I will bow my head and smile bitterly at myself: Hey, I am old.

10. Friendship is pistachio. When a friend is happy, it is a blessing to him. Friendship is a pill to relieve anger. Give a friend timely comfort when he is sad and painful. Friendship is a sober agent. When a friend goes astray, it will lead him astray.

1 1. Tomorrow's exam, my roommate is busy playing cheat sheets. I'm kidding. What should I do if I cheat on the ground during the exam? My roommate thought about it and calmly wrote down my name.

12. The university is a dormitory university, and roommates are inseparable, and roommates have love and hate.