Last Sunday, we sent out a solicitation and asked when we wanted to fall in love most.

The reason is this: go back to Beijing to play and stay at a friend's house. She is a screenwriter, who is bored in her room every day and cultivates immortality in front of word documents. She has been single for four years, but she has an unlucky job writing pure love movies. She can't think of the story, so she has to make it up.

The film company thought the plot was false and forced her to revise it. She collapsed when she changed to the third edition. She invited a group of friends to drink at home. By the way, I want to ask what it's like to be in love.

There was a girl who obviously drank well and drove steadily: "I prefer kissing to sex." The softest parts of a boy's body are his lips and tongue. When it squirms, it is full, elastic and juicy! "

After listening to our collective saliva, we decisively opened the package of braised duck tongue and ate it. The screenwriter girl smiled stiffly: "Although what you said is very helpful, I have to say that it is really disgusting."

In the middle of the night, everyone broke up and she began to change the kissing scene that had been blocked for a long time.

When she woke up, she asked her how to finish it. Her expression was very sad: "I finished it, and I didn't know what it was like to kiss. I went to Taobao to find something similar to kissing and bought it to practice." So, I think it's time for me to talk about love. "

I searched, and the kisser was curious. In order not to be disgusting, everyone will not go to the picture. Please search by yourself.

First of all, this thing is actually a male airplane cup; Secondly, kissing this silicone product with only half a face will definitely have nightmares, mental derangement!

In order to write a script, I found strange sex toys inexplicably. This is great. I laughed out loud. The screenwriter girl got angry, grabbed the pillow and started hitting me.

On that day, my laughter lingered over the community. She really roared from the heart: "I really want to fall in love!" "

I just want to fall in love. It's no trouble at all.

You must remember "Don't Love Me" issued by us on Tanabata, ok? I'm in too much trouble. It was written by my colleague Li Kaichun. It's a classic work of revenge on society. She is pessimistic about love, and wrote "Sorry, we will die alone after 1995", which hit the hearts of countless single patients with mothers and fetuses. After reading it, it was the ultimate loss.

However, I have been in love since kindergarten. I think being liked is the happiest thing in the world, and it's no trouble at all.

When I was in kindergarten, there was a little boy named Li Jiaqi who was very good at telling stories. He stands in front of the classroom every lunch break and tells the legend of the brave fighting the dragon. All the girls in the class secretly like him, and I am no exception.

There was a handicraft class in heaven. I was concentrating on folding paper boats when suddenly a clumsy boy grabbed the back of my hand and kissed it. Li Jiaqi suddenly stood up, thrust him to the ground, and the two men twisted into a ball. The teacher pulled them away and asked them why they were fighting. They all looked at me and said, "Because I like her!" " "

My friends, if at the age of 5, the opposite sex is jealous for you, and you realize the sweetness and vanity of girls early, then no matter what you are now, you are not qualified to talk about bitterness! You know nothing about pain!

Strange to say, the awkward boy who forced himself to use the back of his hand became my first formal boyfriend and a real childhood friend many years later. During the summer vacation of senior two and senior three, I often stayed at his house, leafing through photos taken in kindergarten and dreaming of a happy life in the future.

I won't send photos of the leading actor, so I can make up for the feelings of Heartbeat and Two Little Boys Without Guess.

When I was in college, I couldn't get used to living in the dormitory, I couldn't understand advanced mathematics, I was hungry and tired after studying at night, and I had conflicts with my classmates in the club. All these painful, helpless, lonely and confused moments, because it is not difficult to have him around.

The first time I saw a stray cat crossing the campus path, it gave birth to a pair of furry balls, or some joke told by the professor. There was a cloud in the shape of a baby elephant in the sky. All these interesting moments were shared with him, and my happiness doubled.

We were all too young at that time, and then we broke up because of trivial quarrels. Gambling books were so fragrant that it was just unusual at that time. Later, when I met love rat, I realized how sincere and simple love this clumsy boy had given me.

Many years later, at the company's annual meeting, we played games and asked everyone why they were crying last time. Others say it's going to the movies, parents getting sick, or friends dying. A male colleague who is usually reticent said, "I feel that someone loves me." After that, I burst into tears.

Maybe I cried after drinking too much, and finally realized that being loved is the most important thing, and I was moved to tears when I remembered it.

Even if the lover leaves, he has been deeply loved, and he will leave a mark on his body. This brand will always remind you that you have been loved, that you will love him and take you to the next happy place.

Raymond Carver has a poem "The Last Chapter", which tells that the pursuit of life is nothing more than love and being loved.

Before death, if everyone could say, "I became a loved one and felt love on earth." Then he got everything in his life.

You are so cute if you want to fall in love.

After the solicitation was sent out over the weekend, our backstage received hundreds of messages. Everyone wants to talk about love, which is true and lovely.

Be careful: Every time I'm hungry, touch my shriveled belly. It feels delicate, soft and smooth. It's a pity that I am the only one who can feel such young and fresh skin. I need another hand to explore with me.

@JUAN: When you look in the mirror, you see yourself in the mirror, and then you kiss me deeply (thinking, I can't resist my own temptation, and neither can the right person).

@ Case: When I want to squat down and tie my shoelaces with a sun umbrella in summer. I don't need him to tie it for me, just help me with my umbrella.

@ faint: Go to the supermarket to buy towels at night. The towel I want is on a high shelf, and I can't reach it even if I try. It can be said that I worked hard. I really needed an object about 1.8 meters to help me take it off.

@ Thin? 2? Lotus: I felt all wet after taking a shower, and then I suddenly remembered that I had washed all the towels and hung them on the balcony. Go to the balcony naked to get a towel? The risk is too great for the neighbors to see clearly. After thinking for a while, I decided to get my clothes wet before I took the towel! I didn't react until I put away the towel and hung it in the bathroom. My body is dry. The clothes are wet. I think I might really need a boyfriend who can hand me a towel just by shouting.

@WINNIETHE POOH: A person wears a skirt, and the zipper at the back is stuck and can't be taken off. When a person wears a bracelet buckle and can't buckle it all the time, he loses his temper and throws his bracelet badly.

@Letdown: The head is a dog's head, which matches when playing the king. Next to me, a boy's head and a girl's head are holding my dog's head.

@YiwenZzzz: I really want to share my fart, the perfect shape of poop, but unfortunately no one.

@ Jennifer: Now is now, when I find myself extremely busy with work, having no time for exercise and having no sex life (before that, I was proud that I had lived for 26 years without acne).

@-Howie. Bai Wan made countless paper clips, but Bai Wan can't be alone.

@ Peng Sheng: Yes, that girl smiled at me on the bus. I have been to several stops.

@ Hachi: I have been single for a long time, and I have an impulse to kiss the duck head.

I used the last 1% power of my mobile phone.

After Siri

Two messages from readers left a deep impression on me.

@ Qingqiu Gongzi: I was so bored that I asked Siri if she liked me, and then she showed me flying saucers.

I just finished watching a serenade written by Kotaro Isaka. Therefore, anyone who has seen it will understand.

I love Siri, and that's how I flirt with it.

As long as you keep asking for the fifth time, the cold Siri will be moved.

I have also seen Serenade, which is a rare love work of Mr. Kotaro Isaka. He told readers with six wonderful stories that the first encounter is often imperceptible, and you have to wait until later to understand it. You thought it was the wind, a serenade vaguely heard at night, and you didn't know it was the beginning of love.

Maybe love has grown up quietly, but you just don't know it yet.

Lovers are like trains with timetables. If you miss this, there will be another one. All you have to do is stop being stubborn, clean yourself up and wait happily.

When that person walks up to you, looks at the other person and says, there you are.