1, the longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

2. Love is made!

If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

I swallowed a medicine and the world became sexy at once.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

7, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, adult.

8. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep for a while!

9. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, and then die like a grandfather.

10, if cutting my hair means cutting my memory, can I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

1 1. Similarity between a wife and a computer: We can't understand the communication language between computers at all.

12, life is like a millstone that keeps turning, crushing hope a little.

13, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

14, urinating is prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated.

15, the elder sister is the elder sister and has never been surpassed.

16, life has never died since ancient times, ah, shit without paper!

17, a man who was fined for illegal parking will have a quarrel with the police, and a woman will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

18, when you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

19, hard life needs no explanation.

I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't give myself happiness.

2 1, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent!

22. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people attack me, they will give three points, and if people attack me, they will destroy the grass.

23. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good. No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

24. January is a rare month when everyone no longer cares about the boat tickets, because they can't even buy tickets to go home.

25, with two dollars, five million!

26, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

27. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

28. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

29. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

3 1, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

32, the buddy's greatest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!

33. I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu.

34. I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: I was in a hurry to fly over.

35. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

36. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

37. Only the fakes are real, and everything else is fake!

38. I will give you any face as you are. You want me to please you artificially. You are delusional.

39. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

40, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

4 1, sorry to make you laugh.

42. Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except chewing gum.

43. There is a black forest on the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg! My understanding of white matter has finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!

44. You will never become an excellent college student, relying on excellent quality!

45. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

46. Growing old together is more than dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

47. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

48. I can't stand this business-the sign says: demolition, give money to sell! I threw her 5 yuan to buy a down jacket, but she wouldn't sell it. It's too deceiving consumers!

49. If you want to mix rivers and lakes, you'd better be single!

50. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

5 1, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

What makes me proud and proud is that until now, the earth is still being trampled by me.

Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

54. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

55. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.

56. There are no fat people in the world. There are many thin people, and there will be fat people!

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

58. I am a stream, which keeps flowing forward, stream, stream, and never stops.

59. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

60. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

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