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Examiner: OK, good performance. Go back and wait for the notice, okay?

You hired me, didn't you? Thank you so much, I will work hard and live up to the expectations of the leaders!

Examiner: OK, bye-bye, go back and wait for the notice! Huh?

A: Goodbye. A walked off the stage at the door.

Assistant 2 (on the phone): "What, where is the job advertisement posted? Every market has posted it, including the migrant workers' market.

Okay, okay, got it. Thank you. Goodbye. "

The examiner is sweating again.

Examiner: Didn't you see the migrant workers? Isn't this a joke for everyone? Hmm! "Assistant 2 (muttering): He said he was from Garreton University, but I didn't know he was the one who stayed at home. ...

The examiner shook his head and motioned to the host: next.

Recruitment (b)

Moderator: "Next, please welcome a beautiful woman, Wang Ermazi, a famous university, majoring in marketing."

Beautiful, with two years working experience in a foreign company, CET-8, good at communication, please come. B: hello, everyone. I am very glad to have this opportunity to stand on the stage and express my heartfelt wishes to you.

New year, happiness, all the best, all your wishes come true, congratulations on making a fortune. Hey hey hey. . .

Ladies and gentlemen, I wish them a happy new year! Good luck, good health, cheers. Iwishyouaha

ppySpringFestival。 Maytheseason's Joyfilyyoualltheyearround. Thank you.

B slammed the door and dragged down his high heels. The assistant covered his nose.

B After sitting down, put the stool back and plop on the ground. The second one: "Ah" again, tears came out, and he said with tears: "Oh, my God!"

He covered his face with his hand, refused to stand up and began to cry. The examiner and the assistant also stood up to comfort her. "Don't cry, don't cry."

When the assistant lifted her up again, she kept crying. The examiner and assistant handed towels to persuade her, but failed.

Law.

The examiner had to say, "Why don't you go home first?"

Hearing this, B immediately stopped crying loudly and sat in the chair very neatly.

There is something wrong with this room. Why do people always fall?

Examiner: Are you too nervous? No, I have seen this scene many times. Very strange, very strange.

Examiner: Please introduce yourself first. B: "My name is Wang, and my name is Wang Ermazi.

Examiner: What's your name? Why is it a little embarrassing?

Oh, sorry. This is my Japanese name, Wang Ermazi, and my Chinese name is Wang Guanglin. I am boating at home.

The second child is called Wang.

Examiner: Wang Guanglin, isn't this still there?

Really? How many years have you worked?

Two years. I worked in a foreign company. Examiner: What's your hobby?

I like singing, dancing, reading, surfing the Internet, playing ball games and working.

Examiner: You like your job, so you are a workaholic. ! People in foreign companies are workaholics! ! B: Hehe, I'm flattered. You are a hero when you are in a foreign company. Nothing you can do can stop it. Hold on.

Examiner: What kind of job do you like?

I like challenging jobs, such as sales. This is a brave job.

Examiner: Have you ever worked in sales before?

B: "Yes, I worked as a cosmetics promoter in college, and now my job is also related to sales."

Close. Examiner: Oh, have you ever been a manager? You know, we want to recruit an assistant sales manager this time. He not only knows sales,

And management. B: No problem. When I was in college, I was a life member, a labor member and a study member in my class. I am the monitor's assistant, although I have never done it.

But now I am leading a sales workstation in the unit. I am the stationmaster.

Everyone calls me webmaster Wang. "(counting his fingers)

Examiner: How many people are there in the workstation?

B: Me too.

The examiner lowered his head and raised his head again. Examiner: What are your strengths and weaknesses?

B: My strengths are self-confidence, beauty, elegance, kindness, generosity and dedication.

I'm very, oh, too much. Let me start with my weakness, that is, I trust others too easily.

Examiner: No? B: It's gone!

Examiner: Do you believe me?

I believe too much, examiner. When I look at your face and figure, I know you are by no means a mortal. You're just ...

Famous sentences in kidnapping: big head and thick neck, and a rich man, cook! Examiner: Are you complimenting me? You are so outrageous. . . Please describe how you feel about the assistant manager.

Understanding of this position.

B: Assistant manager, that is, I will do whatever the leader doesn't do, and I will help him do whatever the leader wants to do.

I will see people that leaders can't see, and I will fuck off people that leaders want to see. The examiner nodded with satisfaction, quietly picked up the white paper on the desk and handed it to Assistant 2, who left the desk and turned it into white paper.

Put the paper on the ground and go back to your seat.

Examiner: OK, OK, thank you. Today's interview is over

So, can I be hired?

Examiner: It depends on yourself. Go back and wait for the notice, okay? Thank you for your participation.

B got up to thank the audience, gave them a triumphant wink, and then cautiously walked outside and saw the ground.

White paper, but just a look, passed by the white paper. Seeing B disappear at the door, the examiner sighed and lay on the back of the chair, shaking regretfully like a deflated ball.

Head.

Recruitment (c)

The host came to the stage, and before he could speak, C rushed to the stage. Moderator: "You came up before I called the roll, and then we were the last one. What will happen? " Let's wait and see. Please welcome. "Say that finish under the auspices.

C: May I come in? Assistant 1: Of course.

C was just about to enter the door when he saw the paper on the ground. At this time, Assistant 2 got up from his desk to come and get it, but it was too late. Only C picked up the paper and handed it directly to the assistant 1, saying, "Here, you dropped your paper." As soon as the assistant took the blank paper, he couldn't make a move to stay, so he had to say thank you. C went straight into the door to find the examiner, and the examiner said a little rudely, "You,

Why don't you pull the rope? "Assistant A hurriedly followed, holding a piece of white paper, want to take back the stool.

C asked the examiner strangely, "Pull the wire, what wire?" "

The examiner quickly sat up straight. At this time, when the assistant saw the examiner gesturing for C to sit down, he was ready to move the stool, but C pulled up the back of the chair with his hand and sat down face to face with the examiner, saying, "Is it a straight line with you pulling the chair?" All right. "Lord!

The examiner was speechless, just staring at C, and the assistant pulled it with his hand and stopped. After sitting down, C turned to the assistant and said, "Thank you!"

The assistant shrugged his shoulders and motioned to the examiner, who had to nod slightly and put it by hand. As soon as the assistant comes back.

The original seat.

The examiner stared at C's eyes, and they looked at each other and were silent for ten seconds. Neither side spoke.

Then the heads of the two men are getting closer and closer, and the eyes are getting closer and closer. Lean forward and suddenly part when you touch your nose.

When they leaned back in their chairs, they began to talk.

Examiner:

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C: My name is Xiao Haizhou.

Examiner: Xiao Haizhou? Is that a name, too you and

What does it matter?

C: He and I are from the same village.

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Examiner: You are quite humorous!

C: No matter where you are now, you must be able to talk about many sales matters. I can't help myself in the Jianghu.

Examiner: How many years have you worked in this industry?

C (posing): I have traveled all over China for four years. That's really:

It snowed in Anling, Daqing.

The wind blows through Ala Pass,

The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau has worshipped Buddha, and the Xisha Islands have trained soldiers.

Feeling a little rude, C ran back to his seat and sat down again.

Moderator (thumbs up): Not bad, not bad, no loss.

From a village.

Compere: Why did you leave?

Company, come to our company to apply?

C: Because your company is an American group company, it is very big, very big and very good (thumbs up), so I want to do something big.

Compere: Do you want to be ambitious? ! Our position is just an assistant manager, don't you think it's very

Qu Cai? C: a gentleman can bend and stretch. Today's smallness is to achieve tomorrow's greatness. I don't think this is a problem. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. I hope your company can give me this opportunity. Okay? (head back, a look of complacency. )

Examiner: OK? Ok, ok, ok … please don't speak English with me, ok?

C: Oh. . Okay, I can't speak English. "

Examiner: What's your specialty? C: What I am good at is reciting poems. Examiner: How about giving us all a paragraph?

C: All right. Music. . . Music. . (Stand up and walk to the stage. )

c:"

Dai wangshu. "The music began. The lights are dimmed.

C: "'Hold on.

Wandering alone for a long, long, long time . .

. "Continuous said slowly.

Dragon, and said, "I'm still a dragon if you don't applaud." (until the audience laughs. )

"I hope to meet a girl like lilac.

She has the same color and fragrance as cloves.

As sad as cloves. "

At this time, a girl from the audience ran to the stage with a bunch of flowers and gave it to him. )

C (feeling): "Today is a good day. Speaking of girls, girls will come. Oh, don't go. It's the New Year. I have nothing to give you. I will give you a red envelope. (pulls out a red envelope) Is your name Lilac? Let's meet. I haven't met anyone yet. " It suddenly occurred to me that I was reciting a poem, so I added, "Stop.

Wandering alone for a long, long, long time. . . "Bob, the music suddenly stopped. When the light came on, the examiner said, "Are you finished? "? !" C was startled and had to go back to his seat with flowers in his hand. He wants to put them on his knees. When he thought it was wrong, he held them up to the examiner with both hands, and the examiner said; "This is not you bribe me face to face? I can always be honest and clean, keep my sleeves clean, and don't take the masses. " say

Suddenly, I took it, handed it to Assistant 2 and said, "Keep it. Give it to you later. "

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Continue the dialogue with the examiner.

Examiner: Let's begin. What's your current salary?

C: Our salary is confidential and it is not convenient to disclose it. How much can your company give us? Examiner: Hehehehe, we are also confidential. . . How much do you want?

Hold out five fingers.

Examiner (leaning in a low voice): Annual salary? Ten thousand or thousands?

C also whispered: Hundred!

The examiner suddenly grabbed C's outstretched hand, with tears in his eyes, stood up and said to the audience, "OK, the same."

Volunteers, you must know that employees who save money for the company must be good employees! "Qin Feng pulled out his hand a little unnaturally and whispered," I haven't finished yet, and there is another word behind it: Wan! " Hearing this, the examiner hurriedly off hand, "five million! Thank you for saying so. I don't have that high annual salary! "C:" Sorry, my previous unit was a Japanese-funded enterprise. I'm used to it. It's yen! " "

Examiner: "5 million yen, that's more like it!" But we are an American-funded enterprise, and our wages are all dollars!

Dollars! "At the same time out of the ring finger.

C: "How about cutting it in half, 250?" Ask carefully.

C: "Two hundred?" C: "One hundred and fifty?"

The examiner stretched out five fingers. C: "Fifty. . . Wan? "

The examiner closed his hand, shrugged his shoulders and made no comment.

C: "Five. . . Wan? " The examiner looked disdainful.

C gritted his teeth: "Five. . . A thousand lines,

, as a tuition fee. "

The examiner nodded with satisfaction and reached for the white paper on the table, only to remember that he was in the hand of an assistant and gestured to the assistant with his finger.

First, put the white paper at the door.

After a while, the assistant misunderstood and thought it was for her to pull the thread and get it ready.

Examiner: "Well, today's interview is over."

C: "Oh? So soon? Can you give a result? " Examiner: "Go ahead and you will know the result. Ok? "

C: "O. . Ok, goodbye. "

Examiner: "Goodbye, thank you for your participation!" " "C:" Thank you, goodbye, goodbye. "

C left his seat, put his hand on his forehead and stood up thoughtfully. The examiner motioned to the assistant, but she was ready.

A single-minded guy, ignoring the examiner's gestures.

C walked quickly and began to walk towards the audience, just greeting them. When he walked out of the door with a smile, the assistant pulled the line.

Get up.

C plopped out. . . Keep your head down until you can stop it.

The examiner covered his forehead with his hand and couldn't bear to look again. Assistant two stood up and ran over.

The assistant went to help C with a blank sheet of paper in one hand, and the host ran over and was interviewed with a microphone. Qin Feng finally stood up, a little overwhelmed, with a feeling of dizziness. He put his hand on his head and asked his assistant, "What's going on?

What happened? What's going on here? As soon as the assistant turned to the examiner, the examiner came over and said to the assistant, "I asked you to pick up paper for him, not you."

Pull the wire! "

The assistant said, "Didn't he pick up the paper?"

The examiner patted his head: "Oh, blame me, blame me, I forgot."

At this time, the host solemnly asked the examiner: "Excuse me, examiner, why did you change the recruitment process this time? First?"

Pick up the newspaper. Where is the rear cable? "

Examiner: "this, this, is called: people all over the country steal vegetables,

The plan won't change so fast! People all over the country love foreigners,

I love XXX company! "

At this time, assistant 1 and assistant 2 prepare a banner that says, "I love a company".

Then he took the white paper from the assistant and handed it directly to C.C. He took a look and said, "Congratulations, you are hired."

C was stunned first, and then: "Ah! I won! " Lean back, pass out, like Fan Jinzhong, crazy.

I jumped twice, and my mood was a little out of control.

The host, assistant, examiner and others quickly stepped down with C. .

He is sometimes the oldest.

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Terrible: you don't understand this, since

There is a way to be greedy for money. Only by being greedy can you make money. If the method of making money is used by me and supervised by Ji Xiaolan, my wealth will be enough!

Yang Xiu: The chairman is eclectic and unique. I'm sure.