? Hearing the news, I felt very sad. Mainly lazy cancer. At the thought of going back to the dormitory, I am afraid that the quilt will be moldy. There may be many furry little mushrooms. Oh, my God, there is a box of Gannan navel oranges in my roommate's dormitory. I can't even imagine opening the bedroom door at school … Besides, the food in the canteen is not delicious, and the linguistics teacher's class is also boring.
? Because of the epidemic, my school was originally scheduled to start on February 23, and I have stayed at home for three months so far. My life is very moist except that I am sometimes rejected by my parents. For example, I usually take online classes and lie in bed when I am tired. Bored to eat duck neck and watch movies. My decadent college life ...
? Let me show you my real online class status.
? Just as teachers don't want to be anchors and students don't want to take online classes. Teachers don't have time to wash their hair because of online classes, and students are often criticized by teachers for not talking about wheat. ...
? One morning at eight o'clock in the linguistics class, the teacher waited for us in the live broadcast room early. Because the number of students in each class is odd, the vice monitor should remind all members to turn off the wheat every day. But I forgot to turn off the wheat that day. ...
? Girlfriend: "You forgot to turn off the wheat. I heard your cock crow. "
? Me: "nonsense, I obviously turned off the wheat."
? After that, I took a screenshot to show her. Convince her that this is not my cock crowing. Unexpectedly, after 3 seconds, QQ sounded a message reminder.
? Girlfriend: "You need to light this horn. It's the right way to turn off the wheat. Turn it off quickly, the teacher is diss you. "
? Scared me to turn off the wheat quickly. Since then, I have been on tenterhooks in online classes every day, for fear that the teacher will hear me crow again. However, what followed was that every day, I heard other students forget to turn off the wheat, and vendors peddled.
? There is also the thing that the network is disconnected, which often happens.
? Logic teacher: "xxx, is it right or wrong to answer the proposition that all equilateral triangles are equilateral triangles?" If it is wrong, how do you say it is right? Remember to open the wheat. "
? Xxx reluctantly pushed wheat away: "Can the teacher hear you?"
? Teacher: "I can't hear you."
? Xxx: "Teacher, my home is disconnected."
? Logic teacher: "OK, the next student will answer."
? And so on, until the end ...
? I couldn't understand the online class, and the teacher gave me an oversized homework bag. Moreover, the assignment is not what to say in the group. Every time it is: "As soon as I open the study pass, I find that the sign-in has expired. What did I miss? ! ! ! "
? Also mention our favorite English teacher who assigns homework. Do your homework once a week and bring a set of listening homework.
? English teacher: "The scope of our mid-term exam is the first three units." As long as you listen carefully, there is basically no problem in the exam. I left you homework after class today. Remember to review well and rest assured that the mid-term exam is not difficult. "
? After 3 seconds, QQ prompts. I was very close when I saw it. Did I forget to turn off the wheat again? ...
? Me: "What's the matter? I remember turning off the wheat. "
? Girlfriend: "It's not like you turned off the wheat. The teacher said there was a midterm exam. Is this true or not? I am so panicked. "
? Me: "I don't know. Don't you usually have a mid-term exam? This time how ... "
? Girlfriend: "Forget it, Dad, I'm going to review. Come on, son. "
? Me: "..."
? On the other hand, I quickly sent a QQ message to my roommate.
? Me: "Jianghu is in emergency. My English teacher said there was a mid-term exam. What about you?"
? Roommate: "No."
? I'm angry that I didn't chat with my roommate.
? After about ten minutes, QQ rang.
? Roommate: "My God, I want a midterm, too."
? Me: "Ha ha ha, stay with me."
? Roommate: "It's so annoying."
? Me: "Ha ha ha, stop complaining and give me a hug."
? In fact, I have to admit that online classes are not as effective as school classes. Therefore, it is very necessary to go back to school, and teachers are also working very hard to be network anchors.
? Recently, many English institutions have borrowed online classes to broadcast their English courses live to everyone. In order to prevent blind consumption, I suggest that you must think clearly about your real needs when you sign up for class. Do you really need to spend this money to learn English? After all, there are many English classes in the market, and some people claim to be the only one in the country …
? I watched the live broadcast of an English teacher from Netease the other day. He said that English belongs to Latin. I hope everyone will not be misled. English belongs to the Germanic family of Indo-European languages.
? If we make full use of English materials on the market, we can improve it. But the premise is that you can't fish for two days and dry the net for three days; And there must be a regular study plan. Remember that if your grades improve, it is the result of your own efforts.
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