2, life, is life, is living-

3, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

I believe you so much that I doubt myself.

5. Urgent order: if you want money but have no money, you must be talented and unattractive, and it has been listed as "three noes". You must leave the city within 24 hours after receiving the order, or hell to pay!

6. Don't ask me anything, and don't ask me anything!

7. Argue with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said that "the Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that whales are not fish.

8. Leave the diamonds and take the singles away.

9. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

10, don't fall in love with me, hypocritical, capable we can get married.

1 1. It's really hard for you to be ugly. It's scary to run out in the morning and scare ghosts at night.

12, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

13. At first glance, you are not so good. The second time, it's better to be fierce.

14, the fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water loves the fallen petal mercilessly.

15, I am tempted to see beautiful women, and sweet words deceive my heart.

16, a long time ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. Lies are washed away first, leaving real clothes, but truth refuses to wear clothes of lies. Later, in people's eyes, only lies in real clothes are hard to accept the naked truth.

17, the world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

18, a man's infidelity is like a dog that can't change his mind and eat shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

19, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

20. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

2 1, a group of people who have made no achievements should accuse a world champion of having a problem with his education model. This is China's logic.

22. A diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

23. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I will die soon.

25. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong.

26. Smelly garbage people are the source of the word "spit".

27. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

28. I can resist anything but temptation.

30. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.

3 1, the huge shameless megaphone is a shame for Eskimos.

32. Go to kindergarten and lose innocence; I went to primary school and lost my childhood; In junior high school, I lost my happiness; In high school, I lost my mind; I went to college and lost my pursuit; After graduation, I lost my major; Work, lose your edge; Fall in love and lose your mind; Mortgage, lost a lifetime; Married, passion is gone; Doing business, losing the bottom line; Go abroad and lose your ancestors; Weibo, the luxury of losing privacy.

Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

34. God will regret not adding a wagging dog tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, and that is either one or the other.

36, there are cockroaches * * * super-individuals, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

37. Don't let your girlfriend have a blue confidant. If you are blue, you will be green; Don't let your boyfriend have a confidante. If you are red, you will be yellow.

38. A person's shortcomings are like a monkey's tail. When he is on the ground, his tail is invisible. Until he climbed the tree, he put his back for the public to see. However, the long tail of this red ass already exists, which is not a new symbol of his climbing status.

Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

40. We are all lies, not cheating.

4 1, brother, until now, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks.

42. Don't talk to me about ideals ... I quit!

43. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

44. If you fall, get up and cry again.

45. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

46. The pig hit a tree. Did you hit a pig and rear-end it?

47. The so-called' love' is to waste feelings after being loved.

48, don't think that you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days, the coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

49. I love my weeds, but I hate the ground decorated with weeds.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Sarcasm _ Sarcasm

Irony Classic Sentence _ Irony Sentence _ People have no sense of shame and can do anything.

It is better to die early than to have no sense of shame.

People have no sense of shame, and the king's law is difficult to treat.

People have no shame and cannot be treated; A dog is shameless and killed with a stick.

People have no conscience to eat

People are not satisfied.

People are not satisfied, and their throats are deep.

If a person lacks a heart, he will live a long and prosperous life.

The human heart is insufficient, the snake swallows the elephant, the heart is far from wealth, and the fool does not measure himself.

A man's heart is like a cow's stomach.

The human heart is higher than the sky, and the emperor wants to be immortal.

If you want to be beautiful, you scream with cold.

A man's mouth has two layers of skin, but it's okay anyway.

A person's mouth is divided into three parts (referring to people who talk too much and can't be trusted)

Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds.

Lazy as a stupid cow and cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)

Soft bullying, hard fear.

Soft bullying, hard fear, kneeling at the sight of a tiger.

Go pee and take care of yourself.

Three generations of pigs who shut their houses without reading.

Three loads of cow dung, six baskets (basket: dustpan)

Three points are not like people, seven points are like ghosts.

You can't break a fart with three sticks.

Three awls won't bleed.

Comet (figuratively speaking, a profligate family)

Monks are not monks, they are vulgar, regardless of gender.

Kill a chicken and ask it a hundred times.

Killing cattle and boiling soup pot (metaphor for doing nothing)

Kill without bloodshed/knife

Sigong

Shandong mule learns to bark.

The mountain pig learns to eat badly, and the monkey learns to fuck.

Incite the evil wind, spread the fire of unrest-create trouble; stir up trouble

Angry with Yang.

If the high beam is not straight

See less, more strange.

The snake doesn't mean bend, but that the road is not straight.

The snake passed before hitting the stick.

The snake went over and took the stick, and the thief bolted the door.

I forgot to put my hand behind me, but there is no turning back now.

Ride two horses and two boats.

Big talk, light rain.

A louse bit the newspaper and hurt it (make a mountain out of a molehill)

The lion opens his mouth (to describe people's greed)

I can't open my fingers (figuratively speaking, I can't do things)

You want to extract oil from stones, but you want to make money from Qingshui River.

What the world wants is money, not life.

It is easy to be wise after the fact.

Whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk/whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk (usually in a conversation, the speaker has presupposed that the other person is incompetent)

Reach out too long

Watch the camel, don't brag.

Thin camel and 1000 pounds of meat.

The bookworm lost all his money in business.

Rats cannot produce ivory.

When the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds.

Two-headed snake, biting water on both sides, wetting the ground (metaphor for profiting from handling something or perfunctory)

Speaking is better than singing.

Say that wind is rain.

A few words will get twice the result with half the effort.

I'm not afraid to laugh my teeth off when I speak.

Put the willow tree in front of the four-door bodhisattva (four-door bodhisattva: kitchen god)

Burning incense in front of the Four Bodhisattvas

I didn't know anything when I died

Die to the brow, but don't know how to die.

The dead cat scared the living mouse to death.

Dead mice can't feel cold.

Four or six don't understand, nonsense.

Can neither cultivate land nor distinguish grains; I can't do manual labor, and I can't tell rice from wheat.

The limbs are developed and the mind is simple.

Instigate widows to sell rice fields

Instigate fools to fight tigers.

Advise fools to twist the fuse/blind people to twist the fuse (square)

Treadmat (refers to the bride walking slowly from the red carpet on the ground to the ceremony table after getting off the sedan chair). Metaphor goes slowly)

Pacific police are very tolerant.

Buy old cows cheaply

Greed for the sheep's head and lost the cow's head.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

Corrupt officials don't care about the poverty of the people, and their faces are not too thin.

Greed him a bucket of rice and lost half a year's grain.

be insatiably avaricious

I don't know how to measure myself.

It's no use blocking a car with a gladiator's arm.

Lift one thousand catties and put down four taels.

Lift four Liang, put down one thousand Jin.

Unnecessary worries and anxieties

Crows are as black as crows.

Crows in the world are generally black, which cat doesn't eat fishy?

Iron cock (figuratively speaking, stingy)

The miser can't pull out a feather-miser; A stingy person

Iron threshold, paper crotch (referring to the serious family rules on the surface of the big family in the old society, but in essence men and women have done immoral things)

Don't listen to oil and salt.

When I heard the wind, it was raining.

It is said that chicken is easy to sell, and it is sharpened overnight (the way of profiteers)

Tung oil lamp, turn it on (satirizing people who don't take the initiative)

The copper pot doesn't leak.

You can't steal a chicken, but you will eat a handful of rice.

There are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, and the top is rotten.

Deal with different things in the same way

Long hair and short knowledge.

Simple mind and developed limbs

Bald men look for flowers to wear, and ugly people do more harm.

A rabbit's tail can't be long.

Rabbits listen to the north and the south (metaphor for people who can't tell right from wrong)

Push a dead man across the line (figuratively refusing to take responsibility)

Kill the donkey after grinding.

Self-indulgence makes it difficult to succeed at home.

Swallowing gold to commit suicide, both people and money are empty.

Take off your pants. Show it to others.

Dig a hole in the wall (figuratively, knock down a person or a group or make things impossible)

Cut off a piece of meat to cure boils-take a treatment worse than illness.

Frog said he was thick, snake said he was long.

Wear a hat askew and pretend to be a good man.

Wearing a hat and arranging flowers obliquely (satirizing ugliness after drunkenness)

Squat in the pot and put the stove on (referring to people clinging to others casually)

Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures (figuratively speaking, deliberately distorting the original intention)

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth

There are sheep outside and wolves at home.

In sheep's clothing, there is a wolf's heart hidden inside.

If you chase rabbits outside, you will lose your temper in the house.

Wang Po's fucking foot binding is long and smelly.

Wang po sells melons to brag.

Forgot to eat a few bowls of rice by yourself

Kill cattle and eat meat.

Tail up to the sky

Learn to walk first, then learn to climb.

Literature can't secure the world, and it can't secure the world.

Chinese characters are unpredictable, and martial arts are unpredictable (word detection: disassembling or merging the radicals of Chinese characters to take advantage of bad luck,

And said the words were broken. Beating rice: farming. Refers to the incompetence of officials)

No words, no strength.

Mosquitoes can't see blood, and cats can't smell fish.

Conflicts within a family or group.

A lying rabbit can't catch a running rabbit.

Turtles eat barley and waste food.

Wu Wang GUI ba Lu Yi huo

The tortoise laughs and climbs.

No money stinks, but money smells good.

People who have no ambition often yearn for it.

People who take fifty steps back are laughing at people who take a hundred steps back.

Wash your feet with a basin, one basin after another (metaphor for men marrying women, one after another)

I like being covered in a chicken coop. It looks good outside and dirty inside.

A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

Blind fist, old routine

Blind people light candles-it's pure waste.

Blind people are greedy for money.

Write fast but stray from the subject.

Don't deal with it at ordinary times, and complain when you are in trouble.

Salted radish is light and sad.

County magistrate, county magistrate, listen to money (describing officials taking bribes and bending the law)

I want to eat mutton, but I am afraid of embarrassment.

Miss, it is difficult to embroider the door.

A small cage can't hold a big bird.

There is no room for a big bodhisattva in a small temple.

The villain is arrogant.

Small puddles can't keep big jiaozi.

A little wizard is dwarfed by a big wizard.

My heart fell into my stomach.

The scholar rebelled for three years.

Embroidered pillow (figuratively speaking, only those who have no real talent and learning in appearance)

A pillow embroidered with a bag of grass.

Find something to do.

Bed press (metaphor for women's incompetence or overeating at night)

The duck is dead, but its mouth is still hard.

You don't know anything about the fire from the pipe.

The giant of words, the dwarf of action.

This is for Yan people. The guests are ghosts.

There is no one in the eyes/eyes (ironic arrogance)

Eyes on the forehead/head (meaning that some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)

Eyes like a mouse, heart like a tiger.

Cats don't take mice, they only eat chickens.

The officials in Yaoling are very generous (Yaoling: the name of the village)

The jar on Yaoling is a real guy every year. Tuantuan nest: (square) circle. Metaphor has no progress or improvement]

Eat sheep's brain, regardless of sheep's life

Begging for three years, lazy to support the pot.

Pheasants care about their heads and tails.

A mouthful of grass (metaphor for people's words and deeds are chaotic, or people have many bad ideas)

Full of vault tendons [vault tendons: (square) grass]

Mean cunning

You can't eat a penny (square)

One monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat and three monks have water to eat.

The bull's head faces east and the horse's face faces west.

Eat a fat man in one breath (metaphor for people who are eager to succeed)

Nothing, money is like life, two feet stretch out, clean (nothing: describe people as extremely stingy. Stretch one's foot: refers to death)

One year in the soil, two years abroad and three years in denial.

Shovel into the well [(square) indicates a desire for success]

A light bone, not four or two.

Think of yourself first (people's selfishness)

Hit the south wall (describing a person who is stubborn and willful and doesn't know how to improvise)

Deny all knowledge of an event.

A nest of monkeys are all surnamed Sun.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai. Two beans plugged my ears and I couldn't smell the thunder.

Measure the height of a great man by the standard of a small person

One set of yin and one set of yang.

Li Yin ghost pulls a vertical line and has something to do after dinner (Li Yin ghost: in dialect, it refers to a ghost who takes the life of a woman in labor. Longitudinal thread: in dialect, it refers to the carding line when weaving on the old loom)

Win the cat and lose the cow.

Eggs roll in an oil tank, one is smoother than the other (Zhejiang proverb)

Oily shoe leather (figuratively speaking, thick leather)

With 800 and 1000, the emperor wants to be immortal.

Milk is the mother.

Have a mother, no grandfather to teach/have a mother to teach (ironic uneducated)

Have eyes but don't know the jade of Jingshan (Jing: refers to the ancient state of Chu. Jingshan Jade: Jade discovered by a jade craftsman in Jingshan. Over the years, you have been misinformed that you don't understand gold and jade.

I want to be a bitch and build a chastity memorial arch.

I want the horse to run fast, and I want the horse not to eat grass.

Nice and smart, and cows don't eat grass.

Expect the horse to run fast, but don't let it eat grass-eat your own cake and help yourself.

I want the hen to lay eggs, but I don't give it rice.

A lump on elm's head (describing people's stubbornness)

Jade waves go to four o'clock, and they are still the skin of kings.

Meet a sheep is a hero, meet a hero is a sheep.

Round hand plate (metaphor at a loss)

Guests are not welcome at home, but they know less about their hosts when they go out.

There are bears at home and dragons outside.

Like a tiger at home, like a mouse when going out.

Be a hero in front of the sheep, be a sheep in front of the hero (Mongolian proverb)

If I know today, why should I know?

Sit on the toilet, but don't shit-don't do any work, stick to your post and don't let anyone take over.

It's easy to stand and talk.

Can't play chess well in the long exam (exam: thinking; Bad chess: losing chess)

Draw a gourd according to the script.

The other mountain always looks taller-the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener.

This mountain looks higher than that one, and there is no wood to burn in that mountain.

If you fight for him, you will lose an elbow.

To lie brazenly/completely/blatantly

Shake a whole bottle and a half bottle.

Eat only vegetables [thorns: the long stems of certain vegetables. Cauliflower is cauliflower. Metaphor can only stand praise, not criticism]

See the cow's tail, but not the cow's body.

cannot see the wood for the trees

As long as it is beautiful, it is cold.

Only value the clothes men wear, not the men themselves.

A paper tiger can see through it.

Sell mountain mills, borrow water to sail (metaphor)

Pig eight quit to rake, rake back.

Can't catch the tiger, take it out on the cat.

You can't catch mice and take it out on cats.

The son is a wolf in the mountains, and success is even more rampant.

Self-pulling stone self-pressing foot

I fell and complained about the high threshold.

Dig a hole and bury it yourself.

The walking daughter-in-law defeated her family.

The mouth is two skins, and there is no high or low talk.

Read Buddhist scriptures in your mouth and be a thief in your hand.

Reading amitabha is like a snake's nest.

Yao Shunyu is doing the same thing as a thief and a prostitute with soup in his mouth.

Hard mouth and brittle bones (describe people with hard mouth and soft heart)

I don't know how smelly shit is sitting on it.

Being an emperor means wanting to live forever.

When a monk rings a bell/when a monk rings a bell for a day (metaphor takes up a position and doesn't work well)

If you can't make salt, you can't make acetic acid

Sentences satirizing love _ classic sentences satirizing men

A sarcastic remark about love:

1, fireworks are easy to cool and people are easy to separate. You ask me if I still wait.

Sometimes you can see the cleanest world by closing your eyes.

I thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be a farce.

4. Love is like a cigarette. This is a burning process. When it burns out, it will disappear.

5. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

6. Love words are nonsense that you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe.

Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.

8. Love is just a cover for two people to use each other!

9. My charm alone is not as sweet as the two of you.

10, everyone knows that it is a lie, but I will still be moved.

1 1. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

12, gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say I don't love you.

13, you can let go of whatever you hold, and you can take away those tender feelings.

14, there is an ending called destiny takes a hand, and there is a heartache called endless.

15, love, either makes people mature or deprives them.

16, the most heartbreaking feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you were cheating on me.

17, sunshine is happier after dark clouds, and love is sweeter after disharmony.

18, nine times out of ten, women have a little love in their hearts, and they show two things on the surface.

19, you are not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear.

20, love is very strange, everything cares, and finally everything can be forgiven.

2 1, husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and when the disaster comes, they fly separately.

22. I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity!

23. Women can change under the interests, and men can grow up under the lessons.

24. Every time I deceive myself, I do it perfectly.

25, in fact, wine is not intoxicating, just a drink reminds me of the past.

26. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

27. I hope their boyfriends are electric and their girlfriends are inflatable.

28. Missed love is like a stagnant watch, which will never meet the staggered hands.

29. Some people say that love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

30. If you love each other, get married quickly. Don't gamble on love with your youth.

A selection of classic sentences satirizing men;

Your appearance is very refreshing.

2. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

When mosquitoes bite your face, they will want to commit suicide.

4, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it.

6. You are smart and know you are a person.

7. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

8. When you are away from home, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10, no matter how handsome it is. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

1 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I counted myself a hooligan as soon as I turned my head!

12, if being handsome is a gift from God, it seems that God doesn't look at you.

13, it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!

14, the way a man dies: watching a beautiful woman die with a beautiful death in his hand.

15, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

16. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

17, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

18, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

19, you get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.

20. He always sits still until he is tempted. He was indomitable until he was tortured!

2 1, do you have a childhood shadow? I think you have a shadow not only in childhood, but also in adolescence, youth and year after year.

22. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

23. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

24, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan is ruined; The person who wants to be soaked is soaked in formalin, which is called bleeding.

25, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

26. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will be pregnant, second, their wife will be desperate, third, their young lady will be ill, fourth, their lover will be soaked, sixth, mahjong will be played, seventh, money will be stolen, and eighth, Viagra will fail.

27. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

28, men, always smiling, eyes discharge, not sick, or derailed! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

29. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me, you can give it to me.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

3 1, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin to see if you can make up for the birth defects.

Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! This is really a rich water!

You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

35. It's really nothing, but the wolf makes up one lie after another as soon as he calls.

36. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.

37. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?

38. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

39. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

40, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

4 1, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.

42. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

44. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

45. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

I've never seen you like this. I said no, and I confessed like this.

48. Don't tell me when you break up: in fact, you are fine. So you still dumped me?

49. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

50. A man's infidelity is like a dog that can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.