Breast as white as silver, the county as muddy as snow.
Elbow and arm are better than rouge, and fragrant shoulders are better than powder.
The belly is soft and the back is smooth.
Knee and wrist half circumference, golden lotus is three inches narrow.
A love affair in the middle reveals romance.
-Wu Cheng'en The Journey to the West's description of the nature of spiders.
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Ji Xianlin's Tsinghua Campus Diary
1932. 12.5438+0 "To tell the truth, watching women play basketball ... is just watching thighs. The female students attached to the middle school have black thighs and only return at half time. "
1934.5. 17 "I have no other hope in my life. I just hope that I can have more women and reach out to women all over the world. "
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Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.
-When Su Shi was 80 years old, he teased his friend Zhang Xian and married a concubine of 18 years old.
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28. A beautiful woman looks crisp, and her waist is covered with swords to kill a stupid man.
Although I didn't see my head fall off, I teach you that your bone marrow is dry.
-"Warning" by Yan ()
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"Cherry has a small mouth and a small waist" originated from Su Fan and Xiao Man, two beautiful women in Bai Juyi's works. After retiring from the position of assistant minister of punishments, Lao Bai built a big villa in Luoyang and wrote poems to show off his beautiful house: "The water chestnut embraces Shengquan, and the valley wipes the pipa." Red yarn is dancing and purple yarn is singing at will. "
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At first glance, I am free, but I also looked down and saw it.
The woman's voice trembled and her hair hung in a mess.
Slow down the eyes and cross waves into the temples, and comb them for half a month on the shoulders.
The man also stared at his eyes and stretched out his limbs …
-Bai Juyi's younger brother, Bai Xingjian's Yin and Yang of Heaven and Earth.
Zhao Luanluan, a famous prostitute in Tang Dynasty, wrote the poem "Crispy Milk".
Powder fragrant sweat in heptachlor, spring crisp cotton rain cream.
After bathing in Tan Lang, the purple grapes are cool and fragrant.
Confucius sees two children every day.
2. When I was in middle school, I found a spoof article linking ancient Chinese, but the website Baidu was not allowed to post it, and neither was the content. Please leave an email. Text: The gentleman said: Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place, fuck a thousand songs and make a sound.
On the evening of 20061October 12, General Xiang Chong set off happily. Just as my fair lady has nothing to do with pleasure, she suffers from chaos and lack of sleep.
Take off your clothes and want to sleep, revealing your breasts. When a general is in his prime, he will leap forward in policy.
From the mouth, through the outside straight, not through the disease. She brushed the strings, twisted slowly, swept and plucked. On the other hand, she gradually heard the sound of water gurgling between the two peaks.
The woman was not happy either, so the general persevered and made great efforts to cure the disease. Her daughter was surging, the soup rang up and down, and the wailing turned for a long time, howling: "Alas! Ha ha! Ouch! Ha ha. How happy I am! What a pleasure! " The average shooter is no longer quiet, sitting with his hands touching the yin and sighing. The next day, the general reported to the first emperor, who called it energy.
Her daughter has less leisure in the second month and twice as busy in May. Her name ranks first in the list of musicians, winning her fickle fate.
If the guest has air holes, don't bend your fingers when you fly to gargle. The first emperor waved his whip to the east, saying, "One man can keep it, but ten thousand people can't force it!" Therefore, the first emperor and his daughter boarded the building.
His daughter gave birth to Ceng Yun, and she is still singing Flowers. The first emperor sighed, "It's not that chrysanthemums are preferred among flowers, but that this flower is even more flowerless!" " Finally, you get a chrysanthemum.
However, the daughter is full of resentment, such as admiration. The first emperor hesitated, and she was worried about advancing and retreating. Her daughter is exhausted and doesn't know the heat. She was tired and tired, and suddenly it was windy and rainy, and the spring was harmonious. Fortunately, it's even awkward.
His daughter sobbed, "It's immoral to come and not go!" Therefore, if you want to tell the first emperor, the first emperor will be defeated and flee, saying, "Jade can be seen from a distance, not ridiculous." The reason is considerable. If the husband is a lady, so is the poet.
So be patient, do whatever you want, and go it alone for hundreds of years. This so-called relaxation is moderate and invincible.