Scene 1:A is sitting at a desk playing with the "manager". There is a sign on the desk: Talent Employment Office.
My name is diligence. After 20 years of struggle, I finally realized my ideal. Now I'm the chairman of Xinghua Co., Ltd. (under the stage). What do you ask me in my hand? This is the manager! (Elevator) I rely on it to manage the company. Nowadays, knowledge is updated so fast that some employees can't keep up with the team if they don't pay attention to their studies. So our company is laying off employees every day and recruiting a group of new people every day.
My name is lazy. Twenty years ago, I was a junior three student like you, but I wanted to play all day, didn't study hard, didn't listen carefully in class and didn't do my homework. Fighting is my specialty. I stay in the game room all day. I didn't graduate from junior high school in the end. I went home to farm. But I was fired last year. Farming should be done at an agricultural university, and you can only go to farm if you are qualified. In this way, I worked as a cleaner, porter and tricycle, but I was finally replaced by modern intelligent tools. I've been looking for a job everywhere these days, but people don't want me, so I have no knowledge and run into a wall. (Sigh) I really regret it. If I have (sigh) ... I heard that my old classmates are hard-working and short of hands, I will go and see them today. (knocking at the door)
A: Please come in. (Take a look and continue to press Manager)
B: (smiling) You must be a diligent chairman. I am your old classmate. (Push the door and stand)
A: (pause) Really ... (get up)
I am lazy. We were deskmates 20 years ago! Why don't you recognize your old classmates now (Forward)
Oh, you are so lazy! (Step forward and put your hands up) Please sit down, please sit down. (sitting together)
B: I heard that there are your companies all over the world now, and your company has entered the top three in the world, with fixed assets of 800 billion.
This is a piece of cake. How did you become like this now? (Pause) You came this time. ...
B: (sighs) It's a long story! I ran for 30 days and went to 500 units. They all say that I have no education and don't need me. Isn't it your turn now Old classmate, you must help me. (A thinks) (gets up) No matter how dirty and tired the work is, I can do it.
A: I don't have any dirty work. Will this work? (Tell the manager to come over)
B: (picks up) (excites) the game machine! I liked playing 20 years ago. (His face suddenly changed) Now I hate it. (gnashing your teeth) (If you lift it, it will fall)
A: (Stand up and stop, exclaim) Don't fall! It's the manager It was invented by you and my classmates, and now I rely on it to manage the company.
B: (surprised) Is this the effort to study hard all day? (turning around) soliloquize: It's all taught by one teacher! (feeling)
A: (Click) This is my American branch. Can you use this machine? (finger)
B: No.
A: This is the simplest.
B: I haven't seen it. (turning around) It seems that I'm starving. (gloomy)
Answer: (sitting down with a pen to check), lazy, lazy. When we were at the same table, I offered to help you and enlighten you, but you just wouldn't listen and even hit me. You are too lazy to study, and laziness deceives you. (Handing the check) This is a check for 200,000 yuan.
B: (turning to a) I don't want money. I will have no money one day. I want to work!
This is your name.
What did you say?/Sorry? (doubt)
Answer: Buy your name! (Raise the volume) (Get up)
B: So I have no name or surname?
A: change it to a new name. This is called studious. How's it going?
B: (accepts the check) (turns to himself: I want to turn over a new leaf and not be lazy) (turns to a) I like the name. (All smiles) I want to be as studious as my present name in the future. (cheerful)
A: (Send a cheque separately) This is RMB 654.38+0 million, which will be used as tuition for studying in this school. It must be used up within one year, and then come to our company to apply for a job one year later.
B: (Hold A's hand tightly) Thank you, old classmate! Thank you, I will cherish this opportunity. (sincere and excited)
A: Students, I hope you will always be lazy and farewell, and make friends with people who are diligent and eager to learn. No matter how difficult it is, hard work, diligence and eagerness to learn will give you strength, and you will certainly realize your beautiful ideal! (higher and higher)
The script of inspirational theme sketch on university campus 2 characters: postman, umbrella shop owner.
Venue: Convenience Umbrella Shop.
Summary: In 2008, under the influence of the global financial crisis, many enterprises had problems in operation and production, and had to lay off employees and reduce wages to maintain production. The former top electronics factory where Wang Zai, the protagonist, was located, was also severely impacted and left his job in the big layoffs in the factory. But in order to make a living, he opened an umbrella shop. One day during the operation, he had a story with another hero, a passionate and conscientious postman comrade. ...
Theme: The whole sketch should express the sudden storm of the financial crisis, no matter how big or fierce it is, it will pass. At present, many people are laid off and unemployed, but it is only part of the reason, not all. Fundamentally speaking, the key to a person's development is himself, his ability and his attitude towards work and life. In order to gain a firm foothold in the severe test of working life, we need a working life attitude of taking precautions, planning early and preparing early. Do things with enthusiasm, be serious and keep learning to meet the needs of social development.
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Boss: (The boss is selling umbrellas on his counter) Walk by, look at those passing by, and look at all kinds of fancy umbrellas. Don't miss it! (repeat)
[The boss tells himself to the audience]
Boss: I believe everyone has never seen such a large-scale and high-end umbrella shop! Introduce yourself first! My name is Wang Hongzhi, nicknamed Wang Zi, and I am the owner and shopkeeper of this convenient umbrella shop. It hasn't opened yet, so I'll tell you why I opened this store. As we all know, the past 2008 was an extraordinary year: derailed by train; Take a plane and then return; Want to stay at home? There was an earthquake. But these are all local. On a small scale, it doesn't have a great influence on me. The global financial crisis that has the greatest impact on me and changed my life trajectory should be the one that broke out in 2008 after a long gestation. I used to be an employee of a top electronics factory. Although I didn't win a golden rice bowl, it was a good one. Affected by the financial crisis, our factory's products are badly unsalable. In order to maintain production, the factory has laid off employees for three days and laid off employees for ten days, which makes people panic. The leader of our factory gave me special treatment-to be laid off, to put it mildly, let me start my own business. Considering my usual comprehensive performance, it is also for the better development of our factory. But people have to eat, drink and spend money when they are alive, so I took out the money in my closet and took it out of this shop.
Boss: Look at the weather. It is going to rain soon. There must be a lot of people who won't take umbrellas if it doesn't rain. I'm sure I can make a small sum of money and two packs of milk powder for my baby in the future. At this moment, let the storm come more violently!
The postman hurried on.
Postman: What's the weather? It will rain at once, and it will rain so heavily without any warning in advance. How's this? I still have a lot of letters in my hand that haven't been posted yet. I don't know when the rain will stop These are all express delivery. They must be urgent, important and important. This can't be delayed!
look around
Postman: Great, there is an umbrella shop ahead. (running to the umbrella shop)
Boss: Hello, sir, umbrella seller. Just look around and choose.
Postman: Yes, it's really a bad time when it rains. I am in a hurry. How much is this umbrella?
Boss: There are two prices, one is 20 yuan and the other is 40 yuan. I can generously give you a 50% discount.
Postman: Isn't it the same price? This is too expensive. Can you make it cheaper?
Boss: How can you say expensive? Look at this umbrella, look at the quality, look at this style, plus today's fine weather, it's definitely worth it. Do you think it is a minority?
Postman: Boss, just leave your umbrella for ten yuan at most. Why does your umbrella change periodically with the weather?
Boss: Yes, I like to pay attention to today's price when I sell things. Look, the rain won't stop for a while. Don't get caught in the rain for these few dollars. Maybe it will delay your important thing and make it impossible.
Postman: I'm just afraid that the rain will get these letters wet, or the rain will stump me. Well, I'm in a hurry. Let's make it twenty. Give me a hand.
The postman searched him all over, but he couldn't find the money. He dropped his wallet.
Boss: Sir, you are really a frank person. Take this umbrella, 20 yuan, thank you!
Postman: No, I lost my wallet.
Boss: Please look carefully, sir ... Look in the pockets inside.
Postman: I've looked everywhere. No, the rain hasn't stopped yet. What a mess!
Boss: I have no money. Unfortunately, it seems that our business will fail. Then help yourself.
Postman: Boss, boss. In my case, can I discuss it with you? Give me a credit first and I'll pay tomorrow. It doesn't matter if I get wet. These letters can't get wet.
Boss: You're kidding. You came to my shop for the first time today, so you asked me to give you something on credit. What do you want me to do in today's business? Besides, I can't afford the loan for this small business. Help yourself if you have no money. Don't waste everyone's time here.
Postman: It's convenient for you, sir. I still have a dozen letters to post. It's all express. I can't afford to delay.
Boss: No, you go. Don't hold me up.
Postman: Do me a favor, sir. I am the postman here. Everyone knows me. I promise to pay tomorrow. You see, this letter is a letter from Unit 3 of Happy Community and Honesty Building, and a letter from Happy Community and Happy Building. This letter is a letter from Unit 3 of Harmonious Community 10. ), there are still so many, I have to send them out before noon today.
Boss: What did you say? Harmony Building, Unit 3, Xianghe Community 10 (? )。
Postman: Yes, it's Room 3 10 of Harmony Building in Xianghe Community. ), it seems that it was sent by an electronics factory on a good day. what can I do for you?
Boss: I (? ), it must be that after I was laid off, more than 100 resumes I invested in looking for a job finally got a reply. Great, this is what I expected, the stars and the moon. Please give it to me now.
Postman: I can't do that. This is not Room 3 10 of Harmony Building in Xianghe Community. I didn't know you were the recipient mentioned above. I can't give it to you.
Boss: The recipient on it is me. Please believe me.
Postman: Sorry, I can only send the letter to the address written on it, and I don't know the recipient. I can't give it to you now.
Boss: By the way, I almost forgot. This is my ID card. Now you should believe it.
Postman: The address is right. Ok, here you are. Please sign for it.
The boss immediately tore open the letter and read it.
Sir:
Hello, we have read your resume. Your previous work experience and current work ability are still suitable for development in our company. If you are willing to work in our factory, please report to the personnel department of our factory with your personal information before 20/200912009. If it fails, it will be regarded as giving up this employment opportunity automatically. (The boss says to the postman with a look of shame)
Boss: Comrade postman, you see, I'm really not human. just now ...
Postman: Nothing, it's all the hardships of life! By the way, you have become a self-employed, how can you receive such an offer?
Boss: You don't know. I finally opened this store after the fierce financial crisis, but the business is not good. If you can't even earn the rent every month, you have to do it. So the information that I have been drilling in recent months has finally been answered. Thank you for your timely delivery!
Postman: Yes, this financial crisis has caused many people to lose their jobs. Like this sudden storm. Those who plan ahead are very calm and active, while those who are not prepared can only run around and let the rain shower them.
Boss: What you said is so reasonable. I met a noble man when I met you today, brother.
Postman: No, no, this financial crisis will soon pass, and society will become orderly. We should keep this idea of taking precautions in mind! Oh, I can't. I have to go. Go to the next stop. Goodbye.
Boss: Brother, take an umbrella. Don't get caught in the rain. (chasing it)
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