1, Architect A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "I suddenly realized that some words were true, but they sounded false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce an English gentleman and a French woman to share a box. This woman wants to seduce this Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. " How else can I help you? "Mr. Wang asked gloomily that when I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where is the spoon? "Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. 4. Wearing the wrong restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat. " Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre? ""no, I'm not. " The man replied, "He breathed a sigh of relief," so I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "It is not easy to be justified in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Express 1 On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. 6. Sad Story Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. 7. Selling Books A famous writer is going to visit a bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. 8. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady of 1 said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! " "all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, it is best ... Australia has been dry for two years, and my lawn is not prosperous. I can't stand my neighbor's horse, so I have to let my neighbor take it away. But when the grass grows tall, it has to be cut. In order to save trouble, I bought two sheep and put them on the grass in March this year. My wife chose a small and capable sheep named Heidi. My sheep is fat and strong. I call it Gail. According to ranchers, they are similar to wild sheep. When I untied them and took off my blindfold, Gail jumped up and hit the door welded with iron pipe again and again, trying to run out, but Heidi only hit it once and stopped hitting it. Put them on the pasture, and when people come near, they run in horror. In a short time, we found that the seemingly powerful Gail followed little Heidi everywhere. As long as Heidi does not move, Gail will not run; Wherever Heidi goes, Gail goes. Later, I gradually found that Heidi and Gail had very different reactions to things: when I first fed them vegetables (which should be their first contact with vegetables in their lives), Heidi hesitated for a while. She came first, smelled them first, and then ate them; And Gail saw Heidi eat it, didn't smell it, and ate it. It seems that leaders must have the quality of exploring new things. My dog is not more than a foot long, but he always likes to help me drive the sheep. At first, the two of them were driven away by the dog. The dog was in a hurry. Big Gail ignored her head and just ran. Instead, little Heidi suddenly turned around and started to top the dog, scaring the dog to dodge at once. So, they understand that puppies are not terrible, but dogs fight with people! Look! Leaders should also have a rebellious spirit. Tie both of them with chains (in case of escape). When I approach, Heidi can take the initiative to come over and smell my hand with her nose and lick my hand with her tongue. Gail would rather die than surrender. I put my hand on its nose, and it didn't smell, just shrank back. It seems that leaders should have strong compromise and adaptability. Every time I approach them, Gail always runs first; On the other hand, Heidi was relatively calm, and when I really got close, she started running. Look! Leaders must also be bold. What interests me, however, is that they are not the leaders of the original group. Why did Heidi suddenly become a leader and Gail suddenly become a follower in a strange environment? I believe that when there are no sheep, two people must act by instinct in a new environment. Heidi's leadership qualities such as novelty, boldness, rebellion and compromise may be more than Gail's. Therefore, when encountering new situations, Heidi will act before Gail does. Therefore, the safest thing for Gail is to follow Heidi's example. Over time, Gail's leadership quality became worse and worse, and Gail became Heidi's follower; On the contrary, Heidi's leadership quality is getting stronger and stronger. This judgment was further confirmed by the subsequent development of their relationship: now whenever something new happens, Gail's first reaction is to move closer to Heidi-seeking protection and waiting for instructions. Thus, the relationship between the leader and the led was formed, and the leader was born: Heidi had the right to tease Gail in the morning. Some people may say, "Is leadership born?" I said, "No! A hero is known in the time of misfortune. If you don't buy them from the pasture, they will only be dead sheep; If it is not Heidi and Gail, but Gail and a sheep with inferior leadership quality, then Gail will become a leader; If you buy three sheep, and the other one has the same leadership quality as Heidi, Heidi will compete with it to decide who will be the leader. "