-to the "hemorrhoids" that I love my relatives and friends.
The back door is sick, which is really a great misfortune in life! That place is an exit, which must be used every day, but it is also the most concentrated and sensitive place for peripheral nerves, and it is very easy to get excited. Otherwise, how can there be "chrysanthemum yellow, black and blue"? How can anyone enjoy anal sex? When it comes to the back door operation, I believe everyone will jump out of a word without thinking: pain! Pain, examination pain, postoperative pain, defecation pain, dressing change pain. There are many wonderful aphorisms on the Internet: No matter how strong a man is, he must break out in a cold sweat when going to the toilet. It takes half an hour of intense ideological struggle to turn over. "The ass was caught by a fire stick and burned!" "Every time you poop, it's like pulling a glass." You don't need any criminal law to catch a spy, just give him a back door inspection ... Napoleon lost to hemorrhoids in the Battle of Waterloo! 18 15 June 18, in the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon endured pain and rode all day. As a result, hemorrhoids broke out that night and I couldn't sleep because of the pain. Finally, he had to smoke opium to relieve the pain before going to sleep. The drowsiness caused by opium made him re-direct the operation at 1 1 the next morning, wasting more than seven hours, which was the key to strategic initiative. Later, Napoleon was upset by the pain of hemorrhoids and issued a series of wrong instructions, which eventually led to the failure of the French army and the end of Napoleon France. Rumors are rumors after all, but to what extent? Do you want a back door treatment? How to treat it? Listen to me, a "veteran" who just survived from the "battlefield" and tell you something.
Ancient people, without toilet paper, could only wipe their bottoms with clogs, bamboo chips and rags. This disease is not uncommon. 1973 Mawangdui silk book "Fifty-two Prescriptions for Diseases" unearthed in Changsha is the oldest known medical prescription in China. Records of surgical ligation and fistula clearance of hemorrhoids show that people suffered from hemorrhoids more than 2000 years ago. Hemorrhoids are caused by bad diet and living habits, but anal fistula is not necessarily related to hemorrhoids. People who often have loose bowels must pay special attention to anal fistula. Like animals, people have anal glands. At the anal orifice, if stolen goods enter the gland, they will flow into the gaps between tissues, form a pile, and then become infected and grow into a lump.
Like most of my friends, I spend most of my day sitting in an office chair. I also like to eat spicy food on weekdays and occasionally drink and smoke a few cigarettes. The friendship forged in the battle is very deep, and so is our hemorrhoids. One of my patients is a senior manager of Lenovo. This guy works hard and loves spicy food. Hemorrhoids have been growing for more than ten years, and he didn't care much. But one year when he was working in Hong Kong, he got a fistula. I didn't know what it was at first, but it hurt for a long time. He didn't receive timely treatment. He slowly spread from the buttock groove to the thigh root, forming three fistulas in a row. Fistula is connected with fistula, and bunker is connected with tunnel. The rotten lump cut by this operation is bigger than a dollar coin, and there are several "ditches" and three "pits" on the ass. I imagine it as Normandy after being bombed by shells. It's horrible.
Surgery: Ligation and opening of the wound.
Ligation is one of the ancient medical techniques in China. To put it bluntly, the entity of hemorrhoids should be removed first, and then the root of residual hemorrhoids should be tied with thread to cut off its nutrient source and let it wither and die slowly.
Open therapy: cut without suture, let the wound heal naturally. Surgery in Israel, rinse with water after the operation.
Rehabilitation innovation: Treatment includes diagnosis, operation and rehabilitation. The diagnosis is that I am half a doctor, and the operation is related to the depth of the incision, which directly affects the speed of recovery; But for the back door surgery, the recovery process is the most painful process. There is anesthetic during the operation, and you can hardly feel any pain and intuition. Semi-anesthesia is an injection of anesthetic, which is a process of heart abuse (a few needles around the anus), and there is almost no pain in spinal anesthesia. The efficacy of spinal anesthesia can last for about 4 days, and gradually decreases, so it can help patients to relieve pain in the first few days after operation (it will still hurt on the night of operation, which is the reason of anesthesia), but the biggest problem of spinal anesthesia is postoperative urination.
Because of the anesthetic, the urination place will not be forced, and some patients will feel uncomfortable and have to use a catheter. This is really: it rains all night, which is even worse. It's extremely sad!
Why is there no anesthetic that can be administered? Or, a martial arts master, give me a pain point? Just a few more needles of acupuncture.
Battlefield documentary
On Monday, April 10, I was admitted to the hospital. It is very exciting to see patients and a group of "zombies". The corridor of the inpatient ward is simply a zombie world: as soon as you enter the inpatient ward, there are many patients recovering from surgery in the corridor. Some of them hold the wall with their hands, while others bend over. Each of them walked with a figure-of-eight step, accompanied by a painful expression and a gray hospital gown. As if I were in a zombie world, I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and felt a chill in my back. Accept admission education, buy necessary items according to the list required by nurses, accept skin preparation, and to put it bluntly, shave your head; Because I was informed that I would have surgery the next morning, I stopped eating and drinking from tonight 10; Chatting with the attending doctor, I further gained some knowledge of hemorrhoids surgery and learned about the surgical technique we used: it is called "external stripping and internal ligation" in China, "Mulgan -Morgan" abroad, and further called "Forgersen". The method of combining traditional Chinese and western medicine, first cut off the internal hemorrhoid, then ligation, cut off the external hemorrhoid, dig out the anal fistula and open treatment; The contrast between local anesthesia and spinal anesthesia can be used in surgery: there is anesthesia during surgery, and you can hardly feel any pain and intuition. Semi-anesthesia is the process of abusing your heart by injecting anesthetic (sticking a few needles around the anus), and there is almost no pain in spinal anesthesia. The efficacy of spinal anesthesia can be maintained for about 4 days and gradually decreases, so it can help patients to relieve pain in the first few days after operation (it still hurts on the night of operation, which is caused by anesthetic), but the biggest problem of spinal anesthesia is urination after operation. Because of anesthesia, the place where urination will be difficult to use, and some patients have to use catheters because they feel uncomfortable. This is really: it rains all night, which is even worse. It's extremely sad!
April 1 1 Tuesday, I had an operation. At five o'clock in the morning, the nurse came to give me a dose of Caselo to empty my body of dirt. Because today is not the operation day of anorectal department, there has been no vacancy during the operation. Until one o'clock in the afternoon, news finally came: one patient had just sawed off a leg, and another patient had to saw off several toes. These operations have given me a lot of confidence. Compared with these, my little problem is "sprinkling water". At three o'clock, it was finally my turn to "go on stage", and the operating room informed me to report. Following the beautiful nurses in the operating room into the solemn operating room, I heard the doctor's order: "Take off your clothes and lie on the operating table" and looked around at the nurses who kept coming in and out. I was a little embarrassed for a while. I'm really ashamed. Long-acting anesthetic, out of fear of pain, I chose the best-selling anesthetic. This method will make the anesthetic stay in your body for 5-6 days, gradually metabolize it from your body, and reduce the pain in the first few days after the operation: undress, forget all sense of shame, and legally show it naked in front of women. It used to be ok in Dongguan, but it was illegal. Lying on my side, trying to bend my body into an arch, like a baby in the womb, I am highly nervous: if I lose too much anesthetic, will it make me disabled? In fact, I think too much. The anesthesiologist accompanies the operation all the time and always observes the anesthesia effect. The attending doctor held my hand and talked about a relaxed topic. The anesthesiologist sneaked behind me. I feel a little pain in the second or third section of the spine, and long-acting anesthetic is injected into the body from the second and third sections of the lumbar spine. It really doesn't hurt. A few minutes later, I lost consciousness from the waist down. I pinched my thigh several times, just like touching French bread, but it was really softer than a French stick. During the operation, the lower body was numb, but the upper body was awake. You can feel what the attending doctor is doing down there, but he is unconscious. To tell the truth, the operation process of hemorrhoids and anal fistula is not terrible at all, without any pain, lying in bed and being at the mercy of others. After nearly two hours of anesthesia and surgery, I was pushed back to the ward by anesthesiologists and nurses. In order to prevent the side effects of anesthesia, I need to lie flat in bed for six hours and give five bottles of intravenous drip. At this time, I can't get up and move. This is a difficult time. As time goes on, the lower body gradually wakes up, and it is very easy to stay up until 12. After more than six hours, I urinated frequently. I got up and went straight to the toilet, but the problem came: standing in front of the urinal, no matter how hard I concentrated, my penis was swollen and painful, and I couldn't squeeze a drops of urine out. I thought: This is a bad dish. If I insert another catheter, I will be completely disabled. No, absolutely not, you must solve it yourself! Back to bed, Gududu drank a bottle of mineral water. Half an hour later, I rubbed my lower abdomen, blew a whistle and finally forced the urine out. I'm too busy sweating. The living almost suffocated by urine. Back to bed, because of the anesthetic, the pain was not very strong and I fell asleep.
On Wednesday, the first day after the operation in April 12, I thought the anesthetic Yu Wei was still there. It should not be very painful, but the actual situation is: it is very painful, but this pain is caused by skin irritation caused by anesthetic. I have no choice but to ask the nurse for painkillers. The doctor told me that I can eat normally and I should eat normally, but I should pay attention to lightness and maintain normal defecation. It could be a psychological hint. As long as the words defecation and dressing change are mentioned in the ward, everyone will subconsciously feel refreshed and break out in a cold sweat. Because today will be the first time to go to the toilet after surgery, the first time to change the medicine, I don't know what the pain is like, and my appetite is not good. I only eat a little liquid food a day. At eight o'clock in the evening, it is the second dressing change every day. The patients listened to the nurse's call, and more than a dozen relatives and friends who love hemorrhoids gathered at the door of the dressing room. This is an important moment for everyone to greet each other and exchange experiences. I found that I am really not a kind of person. I don't enter a door: people with dampness and spleen deficiency, people who don't pay attention to diet control, people who like spicy food, and some people like drinking. The trouble with the back door is that the front door is not well managed! I also shudder at the "hemorrhoid" friend who grinned from the dressing room. Enter the dressing room, slowly climb to the bed, take off your pants, move your lower body as far as possible to the bed, and bend your legs to your chest. The doctor took off the gauze from my ass, opened my anus, took out the gauze left in my body, examined the wound, cleaned it to diminish inflammation, and then stuffed it with cotton wool and hemorrhoids suppository. The whole process is short and the pain is tolerable.
The night finally ushered in a historic moment, and I took the first shit. I was lying in bed because the muscles in my anus were out of control because of anesthesia. I just felt a bowel movement, and the shit has come out. Fortunately, gauze blocked it and didn't pull it to the bed. I hurried to the toilet, took off my pants, held the sink of the toilet with my hands, and sat down on the toilet gently, with high tension and trembling legs, waiting for that touching moment. However, the result was unexpected and there was not much pain. Without effort, the poop slipped out unconsciously.
Rinse your lower body with a faucet, dry pp with gauze, spray a piece of gauze with anti-inflammatory drugs, put it in the butt ditch, put another piece of gauze outside, seal it with tape into a cross, dress neatly, move your feet carefully, and gently return to bed.
On Thursday, the day after the operation on April 3rd, 10+ Mrding was discharged from the hospital. He has had hemorrhoids for a short time, only in the last two years, but it has developed rapidly. Internal hemorrhoids are often swollen as big as the belly of a thumb, and he often has blood in his stool. He was a little scared and went to the hospital to report the case. This guy had a local anesthesia. Before the operation, he had three injections around the anus and almost fainted. I lived for 8 days after operation. I defecated and flatted every day, and I couldn't stand up when I walked. Finally, I stayed one more day and went home.
A young man with a lump in his anus came, and Dave only examined his fingers. This guy screamed in pain and stayed up all night. The next day, I had a B-ultrasound, so I couldn't judge whether it was a "fistula". The doctor advised him to have an operation and have a check-up. Seeing our painful experience, this brother was more nervous than those of us who had finished the operation. He thought about it and went home.
On Friday, April, the third day after KLOC-0/4 operation, my parents came to see me today, just in time for anesthesia, went to the toilet and sweated in front of my coat. Dad has been there before. My father was a hemorrhoids surgery when he was young. When he did, he didn't get enough anesthetic. The pain came when he was in the middle of anesthesia. Imagine his back is cold. But my father hummed revolutionary songs in his mouth and encouraged the doctor to talk about the operation to the end. After that, I went to the field. My mother uses a rented tricycle, and I can't ride it. I pushed 5 kilometers and pushed my dad home from Anzhen. After going back for two days without rest, I went straight to work. At that time, the technology was backward. Mom's hemorrhoids surgery did it three or four times. It's simple: how steel is made, Paulkochakin.
April 15 Today is the fourth day after operation. On Saturday, the anesthetic became lighter and lighter, and the pain was very shallow. Two days ago, in order to prevent dry stool after operation, I took a piece of Tongbianling, and the hospital told me the importance of moistening intestines. I didn't expect to "moisten" too much. Going to the toilet three times a day really makes me feel the pain of heartbreaking and the feeling of "pulling the glass through the anus". Anus blood vessels chug, legs trembling, sometimes clenched fists, sometimes hands dancing helplessly in the air, sweat dripping down the neck. Soon, my hair was all wet. The pain is divided into ten grades, the natural delivery of women is grade one, and hemorrhoids surgery is grade four. /kloc-what is the pain of 0/00? Since the palace! Let's pay tribute to Wei Zhongxian and An Dehai, two great historical men who wielded swords from the palace!
April 16, the fifth day after operation, Sunday, today, lying in bed without pain, can still move freely. However, when defecating, my heart is still full of emotions and the pain is severe. Because the hemorrhoid wound at the exit is inside, the pain is not strong, but because the fistula site is "open to the outside world", after sitting for half a minute, a burning sensation began to come from the fistula wound. In order to relieve today's pain, mainly the sharp pain during dressing change, I took a strong painkiller from South Korea one hour before dressing change. Don't tell me, it worked, and it didn't wake up in the middle of the night.
On April 17, the sixth day after the operation, Monday, the air in Beijing was heavily polluted today, and even fewer swallows came out. Looking out the window and chasing the cheerful dance steps of birds every day has become my daily compulsory course. Only at this moment can I forget myself and get a short pleasure. Thanks to the beautiful elves and my super painkillers.
Today, when I changed my dressing, there was a good news. The attending doctor gently dialed and two rope ends fell off, indicating that I recovered well. But there is still a thread in the body, and the doctor tries to "pull" it out gently. A terrible pain hit me, and my upper and lower teeth kept colliding. My hands clasped the handle beside the bed, and my arms were stretched straight and trembling. It really hurt for more than half an hour. I don't remember how I got out of the hospital bed.
Today 12 patient was discharged from hospital, 13 patient came in. People came and went in the corridor, and the nurses were busy for quite a while. How many people got sick at the back door! I was a recruit last week, but now I am an "old driver".
On Tuesday, the seventh day after April 18 operation, gusts of magnitude 5 and 6 blew away yesterday's smog, and I woke up after 5 o'clock, and my pain was relieved a lot. I went to the bathroom first. Although the surgical site is still very painful, hemorrhoids surgery's pain is not so intense. The last thread fell off during dressing change today. The doctor specially took a picture of me, so that I could see my ass for the first time after operation. The last thread fell off, announcing that several hemorrhoids were "dead", carrion was removed, internal injuries were closed, and it was not far from discharge. During dressing change, I peeked at a seriously ill friend's ass and was deeply shocked to see a thumb-sized "deep pit" on his left ass!
Today, I met my attending doctor, Director Xu, and talked to her about a question: Ancient people were not so particular about it, why didn't they have hemorrhoids? Director Xu said with a smile that "Fifty-two Prescriptions for Diseases" unearthed in Mawangdui is the oldest known medical prescription in China, which records hemorrhoids surgery such as ligation, excision and fistula clearance, which not only embodies the advanced surgical techniques of traditional Chinese medicine at that time, but also shows that people suffered from hemorrhoids more than 2,000 years ago. In the evening, I chatted with another attending doctor, Dr. Li Dafu, about the development history of Chinese medicine surgery. When talking about the problem that there was no traditional Chinese medicine operation after Huatuo, Dr. Li's point of view was unique: ancient famous doctors kept trying various surgical operations, and perhaps the methods they adopted were great, but the biggest problem was that they could not prevent postoperative infection well, so the mortality rate was high, while Chinese medicine only recorded successful cases and methods, but failed cases were not recorded, which was caused.
We communicated with Mi Tao on WeChat, and Feifei Rabbit's forest education forum was a great success, which set off a storm of children's forest education in the country. On the 28th, Mi Tao and I set up a shareholders' meeting. I spoke to Oda on the phone and discussed the next product development direction of Shanfei.
On the 8th day after April 19, Wednesday, today, the pain is not strong, and the small blood vessels that bled yesterday don't flow today. During the dressing change, Dr. Li said that I recovered well and could be discharged from the hospital on Friday. I survived. Location network technology has received a fund investment TS, and I also have the energy to change it. The new BP of Yanyuan Holdings also needs to see. A new patient has arrived. He used to be a chef in Wang Fu Hotel. He was in high spirits, but he also came to the ward trembling. In order to dispel his fears, this battle diary has its first loyal reader.
On the 9th day after the operation on April 20th, Thursday, today is the last day of hospitalization, and I woke up earlier. There are two new patients, one is going to have hemorrhoids surgery today, and the other is going to have colonoscopy. Neither of them fell asleep, and I woke up after midnight.
I stayed in the hospital for 10 days and met all kinds of patients. Everyone has a different attitude towards life. The treatment of "hemorrhoids and anal fistula" is a test of human nature. Some people grin, lie about their military situation, or pull a long face all day, complain about others and have a deep hatred. Some friends are positive, optimistic and tenacious, talking and laughing every day. In fact, no matter how you behave, the pain is there, and a positive face is more conducive to recovery. Because women have experienced childbirth and physical pain, their pain tolerance is significantly higher than that of men. We often tease each other: women are all Jiang Jie and men are all Zhigao Pu!
Small experience sharing: first find the part of the knife edge by feeling. If it is to the right, push the left leg hard when defecating and put the strength on the left leg, which will relieve the pain; After sitting down, first break the two butt eggs to both sides by hand, so that the stool can slide down smoothly without touching the knife edge (wound); If you have difficulty urinating, whistle. Remember the wonderful music when mom and dad held us to pee when we were young? If you can't do it again, rinse your abdomen with a hot water tap or take a hot bath. Don't you often pee in public bathhouses? Hot water cleaning: after defecation every time, you should use the faucet to wash hard at the exit, and you must use hot water to keep that part clean and relieve the pain. Communicate with patients more, encourage each other, eliminate lonely time, relax consciousness and temporarily forget the pain.
Food: In the first few days, liquid food was the main food, meat and protein were eaten less, radish could not be eaten, and gas production was less. Apples, porridge, vegetables (celery), tomatoes, pasta. Never be constipated, let alone have loose bowels!
Wipe the poop: wipe it from the back to the front, and then rinse it with hot water. Hot water can relieve pain!
Finally, we must thank our angels in white:
Millennium benevolence benefits from diligence,
Skillful hands, diligence and pain relief.
Family ties are as real as relatives and friends.
Xinglin evergreen helps others.