Lao Gao is an authentic farmer with little education. After sewing open-backed pants, Lao Gao studied in primary school for four years in the village and died in the second grade. He is often punished and criticized. Lao Gao had had enough, so he threw his schoolbag to herd sheep.
Although herding sheep is lonely, Lao Gao likes it. He wandered around the mountain, catching grasshoppers and locusts, digging birds' eggs, trapping sand chickens, or looking at birds and clouds in the sky and thinking.
Lao Gao strung the caught grasshoppers on an Artemisia pole and watched them crawl in all directions, as well as the ladybug mantis lying together. Lao Gao killed them all, scalded the ant nest with a bubble of hot urine, and killed the pheasant's neck with a few big stones (two kinds of snakes on the mountain). Lao Gao is busy!
During the slack season, my father goes to herd sheep. Lao Gao is more like a free fish, wandering in every corner of the village. He knew whose corn his daughter-in-law had stolen, who had planted two opium trees in his field, who had planted what kind of flour beans in his field, who loved to fight, under which stone was the key of Sixiezi's house pressed, who had stolen Wang Yu's pig and lamb, and jumped into the widow's back at night.
People in the village gradually look at Lao Gao with new eyes and feel that they owe Lao Gao something. Lao Gao has become a person to be reckoned with in the village. Lao Gao's father can't understand this.
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Lao Gao often herded sheep in spring, when his parents were busy farming, and he played herding sheep in the wild.
Spring is also the season of estrus for sheep. Under the blue sky and white clouds, the breeze is slow, and the sour pulp with the ears is bent. Lao Gao often gawks at the ram chasing the ewe. Ram prone on the back of ewe, a fresh pink guy from under the belly into the ewe's belly, ewe motionless. After the ram hit hard, the ewe had a cub in her stomach. These chasing sheep gave Lao Gao the initial sex education, and Lao Gao probably knew how he came.
Lao Gao gradually grew into a black-faced young man, and his peers in the village dropped out of school. There are no college students in this village at present. Watching Bud walk out of school, Lao Gao suddenly felt like an elder. Some parents look at the children who can't do farm work, and then look at the days of Lao Gao's family, licking their mouths and thinking that it is useless to let their children go to school!
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Lao Gao's favorite thing to do in his spare time is to go fishing by the river. It was through fishing that he learned about Ersongwat and Dazhu's daughter-in-law in the village.
When the sun is burning, it is noon, and everyone in the village is asleep, dreaming dreams that others don't understand. Flies are buzzing in the pigsty, crops are wilting, a corn cob stands on the corn stalk, and the whiskers on the corn are softly attached to the corn skin. The temperature of the river fluctuates gently. The hen croaked out of the henhouse, and the rooster exaggerated, kept raising one foot and looking around with a red crown. Huge clouds stuck to the sky motionless, letting the wind touch the willows.
Gave vilen a high look, shouldered the fishing rod and prepared to go fishing. When he approached the willow nest, he heard a strange sound inside. Open the willow nest high and see two sunspots on the daughter-in-law of the big pillar gnawing at her. The daughter-in-law's chest with big pillars is dazzling white in the sun, just like the clouds in the sky.
Ersunspot suddenly saw Gao's deformed face, and hurriedly got up to carry his pants. Seeing the guy between two sunspots' legs, Gao was immediately stuffed back into his crotch by two sunspots. That guy, like a tree root.
Lao Gao ran away, and Erhei caught him and crawled like a sweaty maggot. "Brother, don't tell me. I will be your brother in the future, as long as I can do it, anything will do. " Two sunspots are burning in their eyes. Lao Gao stood there, and Erhei took out fifty dollars and gave it to Lao shifu.
Lao Gao turned and ran away.
Lao Gao just eats and sleeps, but he can't forget the scene in Liuwo. His crotch always bulges. Lao Gao is good at touching. Thinking about that black guy makes me feel short.
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Later, he has been avoiding the daughter-in-law of Ersunwater and Daizhu, and it is uncomfortable to see them. Big pillar daughter-in-law always smiles at him, and when people are not looking, big pillar daughter-in-law rubs him with her round chest. The old body is as fragile as electricity. Lao Gao felt afraid and quickly dodged.
When two sunspots saw Lao Gao, they greeted him from a distance and handed him a cigarette. Lao Gao doesn't know what to say. That's when Lao Gao learned to smoke.
In the dead of night, Lao Gao rubbed Ersunwater's fifty dollars, thinking about the attitude of his daughter-in-law and Ersunwater to himself, and suddenly understood something.
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Second, the sunspot felt that Lao Gao made him uncertain and wondered if Lao Gao could tell him anything.
Thinking about it, I'm going to marry my sister-in-law Lan Ying.
Just these days, Lao Gao also began to think about marrying a wife. It seems that Ersenwatt's idea is to fart on drums-very punctual.
When Ersunwatt came to Lao Gao's house, Lao Gao's father was surprised. I don't know why Ersenwatt, who didn't like talking to herself before, came to match Lao Gao. She was talking about her sister-in-law. This girl has been seen by Lao Gao's father, who is willing to do it.
The next day, Lao Gao went to the girl's house for a blind date, and the marriage was nailed immediately, and the girl didn't want anything more. Lao Gao's parents think the ancestral grave is clean.
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When Lao Gao saw the girl, he fell in love with her at once. She has big blue eyes and a well-proportioned figure. When she smiles, she shows small white broken teeth. He looked at Lan Ying and saw a ram and a ewe under the blue sky, two sunspots in the willow nest and a daughter-in-law with a big pillar. Lan ying's big eyes flashed with a smile, and she didn't avoid those tall and hot eyes.
When Lan Ying came to Lao Gao's house in a few days, Lao Gao pulled Lan Ying into the wicker nest and pressed Lan Ying on the ground where the second grandson and the daughter-in-law of Da Zhu met. ...
Looking at Lan Yinghong's face, Gao suddenly felt as good as his children and grandchildren and as good as those rams. From that day on, Lan Ying Lao Gao has been stuck together, and Lao Gao's parents are also getting married in winter.
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Erhei introduced her sister-in-law to Lao Gao, but she was still not at ease. In case Lao Gao tells Lan Ying what to do, or tells her wife directly when she turns against her. ...
Big pillar daughter-in-law still smiles when she sees Lao Gao. Lao Gao has eaten animal products. When she rubbed him again, she not only didn't hide, but also touched him. Never thought, this bitch is tender, and her big hand covered her chest like a poke. "Brother, why don't you visit my house?" Big pillar daughter-in-law has flowers on her face. Lao Gao swallowed, "Mama of, women are really turnips and cabbages, each with its own flavor."
Lao Gao hasn't planned to do anything to Big Pillar's daughter-in-law, although Big Pillar's daughter-in-law is like a ewe in heat.
The heart of the second sunspot won't touch the ground all day.
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With love, I feel like a spring breeze, and suddenly I'm going to do something.
Lao Gao pondered for several days and prepared to open a seed fertilizer shop in the village.
Lao Gao's father disagreed, and the cost was too high. What if I lose it? Where can I get money? That's bullshit！ Lao Gao walked silently in the village for two days, borrowed some money from Er Shun and the villagers who felt that he owed Lao Gao, and with his father's savings, the store soon opened.
Lao Gao and Lan Ying invited influential people in the surrounding villages respectively, those they knew directly and those they didn't know climbed up through acquaintances, regardless of the credit. It quickly opened the market.
Looking at a car full of fertilizer seeds and bags of goods sold, Lao Gao felt his pockets bulging.
After returning the villagers' money, Lao Gao finally returned Er Sunwang's money and gave the fifty dollars he had never spent to Er Sunwang.
"Big pillar daughter-in-law fucking let me sleep!" Lao Gao smiled.
Two sunspots zheng, and then laughed, laughing a little relieved, like a high spring.