The less you talk about Shanghai, the more you use online languages. If this goes on, you will soon forget the original life in Shanghai. Now I'll show it to everyone. Laugh. If you want to come to Shanghai, you might as well learn. Boredom (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: boredom) is easy to understand. It means boring.

Eating life (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: lying down to cut mulberry) means being beaten. It is usually used when adults give lessons to children.

Galiang (pronounced in Shanghai dialect: Galiang) is synonymous with people who wear glasses ... a neutral word.

Shoutou (pronounced as "searching and spreading hands" in Shanghai dialect) describes a person who is stupid and has a tall tree that attracts the wind. ..

Setting the table (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: then acting as a response) is very beautiful and dignified ... and showing off. ..

Smile without moving (Shanghainese pronunciation: smile without moving) is very simple .. just smile without moving ~ to describe unexpected good things.

Xiaochilao (pronounced Xiao Juan Lao in Shanghainese) Petty bourgeoisie can be used in the context of affirmation and negation. ..

A Fei (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: A Fei) means hooligan .. a word commonly used in old Shanghai. ..

Empty sacks carry rice (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: empty wood instead of rice), empty hands or no money to go out for various activities.

Three ruthless and four ruthless (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: four ruthless) describes a person's fierce appearance. ..

My hometown (Shanghainese pronunciation: old Kasang) describes something very valuable ~ something with a long history.

Old three and old four (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: old four) describe people with little experience who always pretend to have a tone ~ ~

God Hu Zhi (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Sen Woods) means lawlessness. ..

Fight five fights six (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: beans fall) describes a person who is careless and does bad things everywhere ~ ~

The world in one day (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: night is the four causes) is in a mess. ..

It's easy to understand ~ men and women cheat each other when arranging flowers outside ~

Aosi 200 (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: concave silk 28) means pause.

Guess Dongli, guess (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Cai Dongli, Cai Cai) is the Shanghai dialect version of stone scissors cloth ~

Pig head three (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: word bean plug) swear words .. pig head ..

Heat fainting (Shanghainese pronunciation: pinch fainting) describes brain heat ~ without thinking ~ ~

The appearance of Hong Kong dollars (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: just like appearance) is more serious. ..

Dada (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: stiff) idiot ~ can also be a nickname between friends ~ ~

People come crazy (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: twist into the wind). Mandarin is crazy.

The way to do it (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: speaking way) means to teach you a lesson ~

It's my bad luck to know farmers.

Difficult (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: search) describes things as tricky.

Yaonijiao (pronounced in Shanghai dialect: Yo Niluo) describes an extremely remote and unremarkable place ~ ~

Five catties and six catties (Shanghainese pronunciation: hum, falling pounds) describe a loud voice, especially loud ~

Pan Yang (Shanghainese pronunciation: sample beui) is a layman ~ not good at something.

Loosening (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Longsong) describes playing a trick on someone. ..

Chest tightness (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: chest tightness) is relatively straightforward ... that is, there is an unspeakable pain called chest tightness. ..

Mud heart (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: mud heart) is disgusting ~ dirty ~ or describes people as rough and low ~

Scalp pry (Shanghai dialect silly boy pronunciation) people with hard scalp are stubborn. ...

Implication of Huolingzi (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: or collar) ~ ~

Turn it upside down (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: upside down), dizzy ... completely ..

Broken glass passes for diamond brick (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: stuffing passes for diamond).

Farmers (Shanghainese pronunciation: hometown without twists) Shanghainese like to say a word from others ... it's a bit derogatory ~ ~ ignore it.

Pidgin (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: foreign gangs) pronunciation is not standard or imitation clothes are not in place. ...

Lack of west (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: lack of west) is similar to zinc deficiency in Mandarin .. heartless.

Know what you don't know and feel your feelings.

Pick points (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: no two points) is to make money hard ~ ~

Touching the ceiling on his forehead (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: ng helped his family) describes a small probability event that happened to him.

Paofan (Shanghainese pronunciation: Hui Paofan) describes a person who talks a lot ~ ~

Zhabazi (Shanghainese pronunciation: Gangbazi) people who fool ~ don't lead the market

Edge cutting action interrupted by blowing (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: qiaobi). ..

Anyway (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Wang) it's no big deal ~ that's it ~ it doesn't matter ~ ..

Chai pian (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: scattered back) describes a person's skinny appearance. ...

Bitch bone (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: crossing beans in the west) describes someone as cheap and easy to fight. ...

Poor (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: don't pick it up) very poor ~ not up to grade ~ common words in Shanghai dialect

Li Bijiao (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Liebieguo) was called Li Bijiao when he was a child ... Hehe. ..

Rip off (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: copy as just) means to erase the light. ..

Grasping the class leader (pronounced beans in Shanghai dialect) is to find fault in the egg ~ ~ find fault ~ ~

Take the lead in eating (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: cutting beans) was criticized ... accused. ..

The most classic swear words in Shanghai dialect have the same meaning as TMD. ..

Wang Dan (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Wang Dai) refers to those outrageous and unreasonable behaviors.

Fake posture (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Gazi Gangai) pretends to be or expresses unwillingness. ..

A slap in the face (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: a little muddy) is not necessarily a real slap in the face ... sometimes it is a lesson ~ ~

Dogs are better than stoves (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: early enough) refers to those dishonest behaviors ~ ~ ~

Yi Gang (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Yi Gang) Basic modal particles in Shanghai dialect! It can be used in any environment. It usually means unexpected.

Er (Shanghainese pronunciation: er) very good ... all beautiful things or people are described like this. ..

Ling (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Ling) is a common adjective in Shanghai dialect. Its meaning is similar to three. ..

Gaduoduo (Shanghainese pronunciation: Gaxi reading) Dialect pronunciation of "so much" ..

Rotten dirty soup (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Laiwu Cisse soup) means messing around ~ ~

"Gege" (pronounced in Shanghai dialect: Xigege) describes someone's behavior .. or flattery. ..

In popular terms, setting up a standard landscape (Shanghainese: Ba) is an embarrassing shape. ..

It is unrealistic to talk big. ..

Same (Shanghainese pronunciation: same) muddling along ... fussy and difficult to serve ... sticky. ..

Commit iniquity (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: pinch) means commit iniquity ... an unfortunate sigh. ..

Teguozi (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Teguozi) is a very authentic dialect ~ which means common words ~

Touta (Shanghainese pronunciation: Doute) Knock on your head ~ ~ Start ~ ~

Being poor and evil (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: hungry) is cruelty. That's what it means. ..

Brain column three (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: noisy plunger) swearing words indicate that there is something wrong with the brain. ..

Go for a ride (pronounced "Sen Doudou" in Shanghai dialect) means to feel good about yourself ~ enjoy yourself ~ ~

Aosao (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Oh Sao) Hurry up! Hurry up! The meaning of ~ ~

Lesai (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Varaisai) means no. Lesay means yes. ..

Thief's brain (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: colored beans are noisy enough) thief's brain ..

Cuoqiang (Shanghainese pronunciation: Hong Kong accent) is very simple, just a silly accent ~ ~

Mud (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: no mud) The pronunciation of 2 when playing cards ~ ~

Mo Xunxun (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: touch and find) describes a person as dull and heavy. ..

Wusu (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Wusu) means that the color or clothes and hairstyle are not neat ~ ~ too complicated ~ ~

"Suddenly ... suddenly ..."

Lao Leke (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Lao Leke) refers to the old Shanghainese who pay attention to food and clothing and exquisite life. ..

Muddy workers (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: carpentry) are procrastinating and inefficient. ..

Muddle (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: falling into the river) means not being careful ... fooling around. ..

Weeping wula (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: wide volume but not pulling) with a sob or look ~ or an embarrassed expression ~

Tragic ancient (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Segu) is pitifully rare. ..

Make (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: making a sound) means that little girls are not easy to provoke, picky, coquettish ... and sometimes with praise. ..

Ga Sanhu (Shanghainese pronunciation: GASEU) chats about mountains. ..

I don't understand (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: I don't understand the situation). I'm stupid. ..

Crotch mode (Shanghainese pronunciation: Lidang Mu Zi) is often said in the north ~ ~

Grab (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: grab) for what? Why? ~ should mean "scattered" ... if you speak quickly, it becomes "catch" ..

Come here blindly (Shanghainese pronunciation: ha la la la) ~ ~ fiddle with it ~ ~

Thief-like (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Seduxi) almost means fresh space ... as mentioned above.

Eddie Niang (Shanghai dialect pronunciation: Er Niang) is my God! Oh, my God! Express surprise. ..

Chamber pot (pronounced "Peter Wu Ya" in Shanghainese) describes a person's ugly facial features ~ ~ ugly ~ ~

13 o'clock (Shanghainese pronunciation: color land), swearing words mean that someone is 13 ... abnormal. ..

Stick a stick-explain [fierce, reliable] eating life-explain [being beaten and eating a wrench]

Eat sour-explain [what can't be done], die-explain [curse and die]

Climbing vines-explanation [slow] poor-explanation [poor quality]

Half-baked-explain [a little knowledge], old demon-explain [ghost]

Scrape the skin-explain [stingy, stingy], clear the edge, and wear the help-explain [revealing]

Allah-Explain [Me, Us] White Phase-Explain [Entertainment, Games]

Lin-explain [slowly] help-explain [save energy]

Dull-explain [just, accidentally]-explain [empty things]

Trembling-Explain [Inner Trembling and Retreating]

A proverb with a changed meaning

Wang Zhongxian's illustration of the Shanghai proverb in 1935 refers to a mess of accounts. Today refers to all kinds of "mixed". Do things carelessly, perfunctory, and make up the numbers; Nonsense, dawdle; It even became a compliment, meaning to settle all kinds of relationships.

Flying white doves: In the 1920s and 1930s, it refers to the rogue behavior of falsely marrying an anonymous person and then taking away his property and flying away. This refers to breaking a promise and making people fall for it. Also known as "standing up".

I can't figure it out: it means I have a knot in my heart and I don't understand. It is surprising and incredible to point it out today.

Don't establish boundaries: it used to be boring, but now the other party thanks you and says, "Never mind, nothing."

Cashmere: Originally transliteration of cashmere, it refers to fine wool made of cashmere wool. Kissme now means "kiss me".

Black & decker glue: It originally refers to a kind of glue with strong viscosity and a wide range of adhesive substances. Today refers to people who can't get away.

The latest catchword in Shanghai dialect: rice cake: a silly, annoying and fucked girl.

Moon-throwing type: a kind of contact lens, which also refers to people who change their love objects every month.

Girls are boys: gentle boys, with a little girl's personality.

Limei: a woman who takes thinness as beauty.

Pocket man: he is called a short young man.

Dark cuisine: roadside food stalls.

Old three and old four: old three and old four.

3.72 square: thirteen o'clock, no three no four.

Root number 3: a young man who is still too short.

Follow the bag: carry the bag at the back.

Daily limit: bad luck to the extreme; Absolutely not favored by the opposite sex.

Collapse: I was stunned for a while and couldn't respond.

Compendium of Materia Medica: Stupid, Noisy, Arrogant and Stupid.

Altman: Altman.

Don't be cruel: be cynical about people who feel good about themselves and accuse them of putting on airs.

Xiaohua: anthomaniac.

Ba culture: depression.

Hands-free receiver: I often talk to myself, and no one likes to listen.

Have a tone: describe people with temperament, style, chic and personality; It also means that some things are done in an orderly and decent way.

Die in the corner: describe the situation as bad and irreversible; Tell people to fuck off again.

Break-up dialogue (classic Shanghai dialect, people who laugh at s don't want to die)

To Dear Zhu Da Jun:

XXXX I want to help break up, because I found that you loved me a long time ago and treated me well a long time ago. Now farmers know that White Elephant KFC sends some toys every day! Do me a favor. Listen. I have made up my mind to persuade me again! Because Nong is crazy, that person is! ! Five people would rather live in one room and one living room (my parents and sisters in Doby), which one is Deng Ning Frog? As long as Sanning farts in the middle of the night, the whole family will be sleepy! That's a good girl. She trapped Allah in bed, pulled two people to the left and one to the right, and put them on the floor. It is said that Allah's head is noisy at night. If it falls and rolls over Ella, it is easy to hurt him! I won, bah! Ah, ah, bah! I'm really cut! ! I am handsome all the time, and I don't wear a white shirt until 15 to 35 degrees. I get tired of watching it, and I know how to learn from the little nutcracker next door. In fact, Nong Gang Ng Man Tat is exactly the same! Talk about a baby face, cute, but actually it's just a particularly round face, like a ball! From blowing * * * during the day to dancing at night, just do what I tell you. Actually, dancing is like a crab, a crab with legs! Sing like an old monk chanting! Only when you have done everything can you cut people for nothing! Now I have a big boss chasing me, and people always get promoted! Selling crayfish in summer and hairy crabs in cold weather, you really need to take care of yourself! Next class, I will sit on a Mercedes-Benz, and I will say hello to you. Cut it and ignore me! I have been eating shark's fin, abalone and mineral water every day for 82 years! But I really miss getting forehead denomination, smooth and high head, and the shape of two vegetables is beautiful! Lennon said it was an accent. Fuck that bitch! Farmers only know the accent, and the accent is very special. Either he goes back to incubate the air conditioner, and is willing to turn on the air conditioner in his nest at 38 degrees and hide in the billiards room to incubate the air conditioner until 12! The old man and his mother also came for three days, burning, stewing and frying the board every day. Lao Bu burned the cloth firmly, saying that eating hot and clearing fire, eating air-conditioned shoes is easy to cut! ! I'll give it! ! Also, I really know the amount of money, how can I come up with a QQ name that matches the amount of money-love * *! And get a personal signature, "Girls under the age of 20 suggest chatting with themselves accompanied by their parents!" ! "In fact, Nong Zijia is a child! ! Find a local, Artugen! !

Judging from the forehead that once loved Nong

XXXXX:

Oh, why ~ ~ I wasted several titles and youth to get it! I really know how to cut my forehead. Do you know if the boss is blind? Or look like ella's mother! ! 8. I can give you a time bomb anyway! I really want to thank Ella's three families! It's better to read the letter from the ancient farmer than to be in the nest! Dad is now opening champagne and calling out yes in the dark! The meal cooked by my mother this morning is more delicious than the New Year's Eve! Also, I like Elodea best, but I also add eye meat. It's delicious! My cousin Adi has also arrived in ancient times, and now there are firecrackers at the black door! Sister burns incense and worships Buddha. I hope to be free forever and come back! In fact, if you want to get Ava, you must feel old and beautiful, and your eyes are full, I admit it, but getting a nostril is more beautiful than getting a pair of eyes! His face is as generous as a brick, and he even asked me to help Sarah do it. It's easy to make faces every time you praise. Face as white as snow, like singing Beijing opera, sister, agricultural powder has collapsed too much. Did Shannon Road Company invest in a friend who only sells crayfish? ! Also, do you know how to cut it? Get a beautiful QQ& Dai & ampgua! Only a fool can get a book! Get a QQ personal signature, what a color! I appreciate biang biang's voice better. In autumn, I buried my husband in the ground and watered him carefully. In spring, I will have many husbands. ) how can there be a lack of ella like Nong? It's just an awu. I'm impressed with you. Have a nice trip! !