Teacher: Class.
Monitor: Stand up.
Student: Good teacher.
Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. Remember what we learned last class?
Student: antonym
Teacher: Shall we review it again?
Student: OK. .....
Teacher: I said long ....
Student: Let's make a long story short. ....
Teacher: I'm kidding. ....
Student: We speak the truth. ....
Teacher: I speak slowly. ....
Student: We said we were in a hurry. .....
Teacher: I said lively. ....
Student: We say there is no life. .....
Teacher: I said frugality is glorious. ....
Student: We say luxury is shameful. ....
Teacher: (happily) Well, you answered very well.
Student: (grinning grimly) Oh, our answer is particularly bad.
Teacher: Now let's start a new lesson.
Student: (raising his voice deliberately) You can't have a new lesson now.
Teacher: (a little angry) I said no antonyms.
Student: (deliberately playing tricks on) We said we would also speak antonyms.
Teacher: (angry) I told you to stop.
Student: (Victory) We won't stop.
Teacher: (Collapse) Stop.
Student: (Naughty) Not stopping.
Teacher: I told you not to talk.
Student: We still have to say.
Teacher: Are you going to give a lecture after class?
Student: Aren't we going to discuss the class ending?
Teacher: (extremely sad) Oh, my God. Do you still want me to take classes?
Student: (overwhelmingly) I don't want you to take classes.
Teacher: (Nothing to say) Well, I'm leaving.
Student: Goodbye, teacher (Student A: Yes)
Teacher: (suddenly remembering) Well, go on. ......
Student: (I don't know) Let's stop.
Teacher: There is no need to preview the next lesson.
Student: We must preview the next lesson.
Teacher: the monitor doesn't need to be started, and students don't need to read it together.
Monitor: I should start.
Student: We should read it together, too.
Teacher: (Nodding) Hmm.
Monitor: From the shepherd boy.
Student: shepherd boy Tang Luyan
The grass shop is six or seven miles away from the field, and the flute makes the night wind three or four times.
Come back from a full meal at dusk and lie in the moonlight without taking off your hemp fiber.
Teacher: (secretly grinned) Hey, hey, I still don't believe I can't cure you. ....
(bell rings)
Teacher: (happily) The class is over.
Monitor: Stand up.
Student: The teacher is resting (Student A: It's really high).
Teacher: The study committee needs a notebook.
Student: (strongly retorts) The study committee won't accept this book.
Teacher: Ah, I fainted (on purpose)
Student: (stunned and anxious) Teacher, wake up. Wake up. We're just kidding you.
Student B: Stop it, stop it, and take it to the veterinary station.
Teacher: (jumping up) What? Boy, can someone take it to the veterinary station?
Teacher: I don't listen in class, naughty boy.
Student: (Good) Teacher, we will never be naughty again. We all love you.
Huang Shiren's new biography
Yellow; Don't ignore me, Huang Shiren. There is only one handsome song in the world. Don't be ignorant of what treasure is. Yohito is the wealth of our China. His wife is nice. She is a treasure. He comes from a good family and is a treasure. Speaking of treasures, don't laugh. Our name is the body of work ... [It's best to add more comedy with any tools that used to sing Peking Opera] Haha.
Who shouted at the back: Let me go, Huang Shiren, you landlord, you will get what you deserve one day. What blinded you, poor God, and encouraged this bad guy?
Huang: Honey, don't, don't scold me like that. I won't part with you, hahaha. .....
Zhou: Peeping and peeling. I'm born shameless and love to take advantage. I am ashamed, thin and disloyal. My bones are dying, it's purely unintentional. As long as I have money, I will be happy at once, but I can't take it. I am extremely depressed. That old yellow skin, with his present money, doesn't care about Lao Tzu at all. I am so angry that I want to stamp my feet. I want to stamp my feet.
Huang: Yo, here comes Pigeon.
Zhou: This guy is a little stingy with me.
Huang: What did you come to see me for? Brothers, settle accounts and be loyal. I am not fighting alone. I am adhering to the fine tradition of the Chinese nation and will be frugal to the extreme, yes, to the extreme. [He thought Zhou would borrow money from him]
This incoherent speech scared Zhou half to death. He kept wiping his face and swearing behind his back.
Huang is still smug.
Zhou: Brother Huang, do you know?
Huang: Huh?
Zhou: The People's Liberation Army is here. Hey, hey, are you scared?
Huang is not ... no ... no ... not afraid.
Zhou: Really?
Huang: Don't worry, they dare not touch me. I ... have a ... daughter. Who is the ... hostage? Yes, the hostage.
Zhou: And? Why haven't you heard of it? Huh? ? Isn't it, isn't it, the flowers in front of the village that people often say?
Huang Yinxi: If I hadn't come early, I'm afraid you would have robbed me of my depression.
Zhou smiled and smiled shyly: forget it, you are also having a hard time. You can't blame your wife for being called the mud behind the village. Getting a flower is also fragrant, isn't it?
Zhou: Let me see this flower.
Huang: Of course, Shang Xier.
Joey came over and stared at them with a fierce expression.
Zhou: You go out for a walk. No, it's okay. Take a walk.
Who reluctantly left.
Zhou: Joy, run, hurry up.
Joy slipped away, and when spring came, Joy hid behind him.
Huang: Zhou Lazhi, you are. Why ... Actually ... Do it.
Zhou: I'm a revolutionary. I'm a fucking revolutionary, okay? I'm a revolutionary, a real revolutionary. Long live the People's Liberation Army, long live, hey hey, you little bastard, forget it.
Da Chun: Well done, Pippi Zhou. I will definitely remember your merits now. All right, take him away.
Zhou: Yes. [A salute that doesn't look like a salute proudly pulls Huang away]