The lines in the sketch are:
Song Xiaobao: Today, I am particularly unhappy. Let me introduce myself first. I am an ordinary rural teacher. I stayed in this ravine for thirty-four years, but thirty-four years ago, I was like this. Today, I am still like this, and my appearance has not changed. But the students who went out in my hands were batch after batch.
But today I heard a terrible news that the Education Bureau sent someone from above, and I don't have a teacher qualification certificate. However, if I don't have this certificate, it's easy to get me away. I'm not afraid to get rid of it. What am I most worried about? Sometimes one or two teachers from the city come here to gild. Stay for a month or two, the pain is unbearable, and then run away, which can still shock the child.
I'm worried that the same thing will happen to the person who is under the teacher. So, after he comes today, I will try to get rid of him. Will you support me? Well, I'll just look at him. I'll just wait for him to come. I'll just sit here and wait for him. Seeing him coming, I sent him away.
Ma Yun: It's better here. There is no smog. Yo, kid, kid! Yo, I'm sorry.
Song Xiaobao: Who do you call a child?
Ma Yun: Sorry, sorry, uncle, uncle,
Song Xiaobao: Who do you call Grandpa? Who are you younger than?
Ma Yun: What should I call you?
Song Xiaobao: Just call me Big Brother.
Ma Yun: Big Brother.
Song Xiaobao: Hello.
Ma Yun: What's your name, big brother?
Song Xiaobao: Me, so you, you sent it ... from above?
Ma Yun: Yes, I'm here to teach.
Song Xiaobao: Well, you are from China Line Network Company. Let me introduce you first. My surname is Song. Song is the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties. Benevolence is the benevolence of the benevolent lover, and joy is the chirping of magpies.
Ma Yun: Song Renzha?
Song Xiaobao: No, alas, I was wrong. That's Song Ren Xi.
Ma Yun: You AE, is the headmaster there?
Song Xiaobao: Who are you looking for?
Ma Yun: I'm looking for the headmaster.
Song Xiaobao: This is me.
Ma Yun: What about the Dean?
Song Xiaobao: This is me.
Ma Yun: What about the teacher?
Song Xiaobao: Me too.
Ma Yun: You mean you are alone in your village?
Song Xiaobao: I have many responsibilities. I'm also a breeder. I fed the last two pigs.
Extended data:
Song, born in 198 1 1.5, is a native of Guangming Village, Loujie Township, huinan county, Tonghua City, Jilin Province, and the 32nd apprentice of Chinese mainland actor and comedian Zhao Benshan. In 2009, he participated in the variety show "Happy Camp in Benshan" and became famous in one fell swoop. 20 1 1 I got more attention because I participated in the sketch "Blind Date" with Master Zhao Benshan in Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.
References:
Baidu encyclopedia _ Song Xiaobao