The "party" takes place at the party of students and teachers on Teachers' Day.

Siyan: Is this the Zen Mountain Restaurant?

Monitor: Sorry! Sir, it's closed today.

Four eyes: closed? What's with the delicious food (turntable)

Monitor: Well, today is the tenth anniversary of Teachers' Day. Students who graduated from our primary school class will hold a party here.

Please forgive me for inviting the teacher to celebrate the festival, so I will suspend business for one day! Hey ... sir! What do you do?

Four eyes: so sweet! (Picking up grapes to eat)

Monitor: Hey ... Please show some respect.

Four eyes: What do you say (everyone is face to face)?

Monitor: Oh, four-eyed boy!

Four eyes: big monitor!

Lin Hai: (Up) Big monitor!

Guangzai: Look who he is.

Monitor: Xiaohui! Wow; Gee ... what a beautiful day today.

Lin Hai: I just had double eyelids, huh? ...

Hirozai: Hey! Monitor, all 65 students in this class have contacted except Wang Ming. Look! I'm in contact

This thing, this hair has lost a few hairs.

Monitor: Hey! Students! I'll find the teacher! (All) Good!

Wang Ming: (1) Is this Lili Restaurant? Hey! No business today?

Wang Ming: Comrade! Excuse me, is this the meeting place for the graduating classes of the seventh primary school and the fourth primary school?

W: Yes, you are. ...

Woman: Who is it?

Wang Ming: I'm Wang Ming.

Ah, Wang Ming!

Wang Ming: Who are you?

Xiaohui: What about me, Xiaohui!

Wang Ming: Who are you?

Bald head: Go! (Playing tricks) (Playing with three people)

Wang Ming: Bald head!

Monitor: (on) Hey! The teacher is here ... (boos)

Everybody: Hello, teacher! Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Hello, dear students! I don't recognize it. (Laughter)

Wang Ming: Teacher, your hair is so white!

Teacher: Oh, dear! People who are almost seventy years old, can their hair not be white? Who are you?

Wang Ming: I'm Wang Ming.

Teacher: Wang Ming? Ah! You copied your homework all night, Wang Ming. I criticized you at that time, but you were not convinced and wrote it on the blackboard.

The Wang Ming who cursed me.

Wang Ming: Yes! Yes! It's me, teacher. You remember me.

Bald head: Please sit down, teacher. No matter how old a cadre is, he should stand in front of the teacher.

Everyone: Yes! ! (two people sit down).

Lin Hai: Hey! The revolutionary masses are here and the leaders are here.

Logger Vick: Teacher, let me introduce you one by one. Yang Li, this is the general manager of our Lili restaurant, and our classmates get together.

The sponsor of the meeting.

Teacher: Yang Li, you are still so organized and infectious. Remember that time, I made him monitor, and you

Children always call me eccentric behind my back! !

Bald: He is Luo Jun, and now he is the general manager of pirated audio-visual publishing house.

Teacher: Luo Jun? Ah! The appearance has not changed much. What impressed me most was your eyes. I was pregnant during the class.

I suspect you are dozing off!

Four eyes: Why! Teacher!

Teacher: Because your eyes are open and closed, it's all like this!

Four eyes: teacher! This is my family photo, this is my child and this is my daughter-in-law.

Teacher: My eyes don't follow you!

Bald head: Teacher, his name is Lin Hai!

Lin Hai: OK, teacher!

Teacher: Ah! You are so strong. At that time, you were the most naughty in the class. You always run around during the 10 minute break.

I asked your parents a lot about this.

Lin Hai: I was not sensible at that time!

Xiaohui: Lin Hai, do you still remember when you said I told on you?

Lin Hai: I said you turned me in, Yang Sanjie. We sit at the same table. You drew a line, and I crossed the line a little. you

Just tell the teacher that I am a hooligan ... actually, she is a little girl. How can I know how to be a rogue?

Xiaohui: Then I'll hit you.

Lin Hai: You hit me at that time. Now you should be careful. You lent me an eraser, but you still don't return it?

Teacher: Lin Hai! What job are you doing now!

Lin Hai: Report to the teacher! Do a little business and build a building.

Bald head: Hey! Now he is the chairman.

Logger Vick: Teacher, she is Xiaohui.

Xiaohui: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Ah, a good singer, a good singer, and a good singer since childhood. That year, our class took part in a singing contest.

The lead singer is Xiaohui. Do you remember?

Four eyes: I remember. We also won the first place.

Man: Yes, yes, yes!

Xiaohui: (singing) The moon is floating in the evening breeze ... (everyone sings together) We sit beside the high mound and listen to mom.

In the past ... (Xiaohui cried ...)

Old teacher: Xiaohui, when I was a child, I cried again. Oh, dear! Xiaohui, why are you so sad (Wang Ming introduced,

Blocked by a bald head)

Baldy: Slow down, first come, first served. What about me? Engaged in intermediary information services, matchmaking for lovers, making money!

Teacher: No wonder you know everyone's situation.

Bald head: That's not true! I have a contact map here, which records the work unit, home address and telephone number of the whole class.

I read the number to the teacher: Sun Xiaofeng, engineer of construction company, tel: 3375782; Liu is a doctor in the province.

Hospital doctor, tel: 3371567; Zhangyan, chairman of Tongyihua Hotel, office phone number:

33709 14, midnight call: 67 17568, after the connection, the prompt tone is: miss, please put Mr. Adam on the phone.

W: What a mess.

Teacher: I am familiar with today's telephone number. You really deserve to work in information.

Bald head: Teacher, I am a late bloomer. Hey! Wang Ming just doesn't have your phone number and home address in this book. You can write it later.

To the teacher.

Teacher: Write down your phone number and home address, Wang Ming. (Everyone is busy again)

Monitor: Everybody stand up! Are you here for Teacher's Day or for business?

Sorry, teacher, we are talking about business.

Teacher: That's all right. You are all busy people. Let's talk!

Monitor: Boys and girls, this reunion of old classmates received strong support from the whole class, but I was not present because of my busy work.

The students who arrived here wrote and called one after another, asking me to convey holiday greetings to the teacher on their behalf (applause).

Siyan: Teacher, I bought 1 a talking bird for 300 yuan. He will say hello, teacher! Say it! Say it!

Lin Hai: Hum! Hua 300 yuan bought a mute (laughs)

Four eyes: teacher, close your eyes first. (speaking for himself) Hello, teacher! (Laughter ...)

Teacher: Oh, it cost so much money.

Four eyes: Never mind! It doesn't matter!

Lin Hai: Teacher, I remember that the clothes you wore in those years were blue except gray. Now that the students will earn money, I will buy it for you.

A gorgeous dress of the famous Mona Lisa.

Teacher: Thank you. How much did you spend?

Lin Hai: Thousands of dollars. This is a piece of cake. Please accept it.

Xiaohui: Hey-gentlemen! Ladies!

Q: What's the matter with you?

Xiaohui: Dear teachers and classmates, lofty feelings are nothing more than sincere friendship and the best gift for teachers.

Nothing is better than students' excellent grades. Therefore, my gift to my teacher was recorded by a pirate band.

Singing topic: Please come with me on the thief boat!

Bald head: Hey ... I propose a toast to celebrate Teachers' Day and to the health and longevity of our teachers! (Everyone raises their glasses)

Teacher: You have grown up and developed. Students, you are very busy. You are here to celebrate the festival for me, which shows that you have not forgotten.

Remember the teacher, I am very, very grateful, and I am even more grateful to see that you are all successful in your posts.

I feel comforted, but besides this gratitude, I also feel a little regret. Just now, I looked at this carefully.

Zhang contact map, I found a problem, classmates, there are 54 students in our class, why not one?

Are you engaged in education?

Wang Ming: Teacher! I didn't expect you to have this idea, so I didn't dare to write the address on the contact map just now.

Write down your occupation.

Teacher: Why?

Wang Ming: I have been a private teacher in this remote mountain city for ten years!

Teacher: Yes!

Wang Ming: In order to come out to see you this time, I asked the students for three days off. When they heard that I was going to see the teacher,

They all asked me to pay tribute to you on their behalf. As for me, I didn't bring you any gifts. This is 20 years.

Before, I scolded you for writing on the blackboard. Later, I wrote a critical letter with your comments. What did you write?

When to truly realize that a teacher is good, and when I give you a review, teacher, I will give you this self-criticism.

You brought it.

Teacher: Wang Ming! Wang Ming! Thank you, teacher. Thank you!

Q: Wine? Where is the wine? Here it is!

Monitor: Students raise their glasses to our teacher!

Wang Ming: No! For all teachers!

Everyone: Yes! All teachers, cheers!

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Crosstalk: the teacher's fault

A: Hello, class! Oh, I am so happy today!

B: Yo! What happened? So happy?

The annual Teacher's Day is coming. Oh, happy!

No, then Teacher's Day is a holiday for all teachers. What do you like there?

A: Look at what you said! I think teachers are the hardest people in this school. They have a holiday, and we students should be happy for them!

Well, that's true.

Teacher's Day is coming. Now entering the campus, the male teachers are more handsome than each other. Female teachers are more beautiful than one.

Really?

A: Is that right? Take our class teacher Luo for example! Seeing her now, I don't think she is a newlywed at all.

So you think she looks like ...

A: I just graduated from college!

B: Er, it's big ... Oh, she hasn't grown taller since she graduated from college, has she?

It makes her look young. You idiot, you really don't appreciate beauty.

B: What do you mean?

A: Well, I found that she had a problem.

B: That's right! As the saying goes, no one is perfect, and gold is not enough! No, what happened to her?

A: Too much like a child.

B: For example ... No, it shouldn't be a problem!

A: It's too serious. (Shanghainese) Do you know?

B: (Shanghainese) I don't know

A: Let me give you an example. It happens every day when she walks into the classroom. "Oh, hello, everyone, let's start the class now! Today is another brand-new day. I hope today's class is the most interesting. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you ... "

B: Stop!

A: Why?

No, did you describe her like this in class? After all, people are young people and should have such vitality!

A: It can't be like that!

B: Then tell me how to take this course.

A: it should be served like this. "Students, let's start the class now!"

Oh, my God! What class is this? The whole battle. this is ...

A: Before class, say a bad thing first, and rectify the class atmosphere by the way. First of all, I want to criticize our monitor Fang. she ...

B: Stop! Is there anyone in the same class as you? If you want to teach in your way, what will the class be criticized by you?

A: No, it's ... class is a serious matter! Good. Why don't you tell me how to take this course?

In my opinion, how about this one? Let's ask Mr. Ma to come up and talk for himself. what do you think?

Amid everyone's applause, Teacher Ma came up by herself, and she took classes with her classmates in her own way.

B: Find it yourself. Did anyone describe her like this in class?

A: All right then! Let me give you another example. But let me ask you a question first.

Oh, is there a problem?

Do you like snacks?

B: all you ask is nonsense! Let me tell you, everyone here likes to eat snacks.

This is her fault, too.

B: Why is she involved?

A: As soon as she saw the delicious snacks, she was elated and her hand naturally reached out.

B: (pointing to A's hand) Eh! Why do these look like hands? It is a pair of chicken feet!

A: (Clapping B's hand) What are you talking about? Ah, all right! Let's talk about another teacher

B: Here he comes again.

A: Now I also find that there is something wrong with the person in charge of our foreign language department.

Oh, what happened to him?

My hometown accent is too strong.

Well, that's true.

A: To tell the truth, let him be the director of our department.

B: Then let our students' minds, haha!

He: Don't be awkward! ! !

B: What the hell? Talking to our students in Shandong dialect all day makes me feel awkward!

A: (Shandong dialect) Ah, the exams are at 10: 30, 10: 30 and 10: 30.

B: Besides, the so-called foreign language department director should know a little English! Will he?

(Shandong accent) Come on, go, nod your head to show your agreement, and shake your head to show your disapproval. Thank you very much!

Did you graduate from Shandong English Department? What the hell is this? Not as good as we Shanghainese say!

A: Yes! I heard that you Shanghainese speak standard English. Please say a few words to everyone present.

B: Listen carefully!

A: Come on!

B: (Shanghainese) Come, go, dog, nod, potion (yes), shake, lotus root (no), thank you for asking for rice and selling three grams of oil (VeryMuchThankYou)!

A: Stop! What the hell? Also called English.

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The teacher and us

A: Thank you for your applause. It's a shame to say it I only learned about the performance a few days ago, so I may be well prepared.

B: But we can't ignore this point. After all, this is a cross talk on Teachers' Day.

Teachers are a respected profession.

B: Yes! They are teachers, and they are tirelessly cultivating the flowers and plants of our motherland in the future.

A: Actually, there are many kinds of teachers.

B: That's right. For example, those who are serious and rigorous and have strong leadership skills are grade directors at first glance.

A: And just graduated, approachable, seemingly fragile but full of responsibility.

B: It also has the characteristics of rich timbre and energy, and often does exercises between classes with students.

A: Of course, every kind of teacher is very dedicated and loves their students very much.

For example, our beloved teacher Li is a typical example.

Yes, we all wrote several letters to Miss Li. (self-criticism)

B: it's pure handwriting. It is very old, full of warm greetings and ...

A: Our tears, that guy, like a surging river, keep running.

B: I'm so touched!

A: Having said that, we are even more ashamed. We are the ones who trouble Mr. Du.

B: Like me, he, he, he and he all belong to the N-type protector of the office area and often wander among them.

A: What is even more exasperating is that we not only don't talk about violating discipline, but also always make the teacher laugh when we are called to talk in the office area.

B: Whenever we sit in front of Mr. Du, somehow, we always admit our mistakes so sincerely.

A: "We work hard and pursue diligently."

"three don't, four want, five don't"

A: "Learning must be put in the first place."

B: All these quibbles in the office area come out involuntarily.

A: After listening to our slogan, Mr. Du's mood is much calmer. After analyzing with us, we delayed our study in order to forget to eat and sleep, and made a later study plan for us.

B: He also joked with us: If she violates discipline again in the future, she will give us questions.

A: What a good intention.

B: I'm sure other teachers must be considerate of their students everywhere.

A: As the saying goes: burn the lamp at night and watch the volume.

B: dream of being beautiful but poor.

A: The three-foot platform focuses on peaches and plums.

B: White chalk symbolizes new hope.

A: Autumn soldiers in the examination room.

B: The pen flies like a dragon and phoenix.

A: The fork is like a thunderbolt.

B: get rid of your parents' thoughts

A: I didn't have a name before or after my death.

I just need to sit in front of all the teachers.

A: White hair is born.

A, B: Thank you, teacher.

In order to show our respect, we decided to repay you with a brand-new cross talk.

B: This noise is different from before.

He is our original match.

B: In order to ensure scientific simplicity, we have greatly deleted many unnecessary places.

Actually, that's all.

A and B: Thank you.

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Singing articles (interspersed)

Man 2: The sunshine in September is particularly bright, and the sky in September is particularly bright! Dear friends, we are destined to gather here to celebrate the 20th Teachers' Day. Please condense our feelings, admiration and expectations in meditation into sincere blessings at this moment and dedicate them to our glorious people's teachers in your favorite way. Let's give a warm applause to the first friend at today's party and present a gift to the teacher!

1 female: people's teachers, although living a poor life, think that the country is proud of sharing worries, and the people take pleasure in suffering. They are connected with the future of the motherland, and their hearts are connected with the hearts of students. People's teacher, an ordinary and great name, a simple and kind title; A glorious image, a towering monument.

2 M: You took me from ignorance to maturity and from ignorance to learning. It is you who let us see how high the sky is and how deep the earth is ... Your kind words still seem to echo in my ears.

Woman: You introduced me into the temple of knowledge, and you gave me wings. When I took the baton from you, my life began to shine under your gaze.

4 M: you attract our eyes for knowledge; You make the fountain of knowledge jingle. Endless hymns, endless homesickness ... Teacher, how can I forget you!

Woman: Your teachings will always echo in my ears, and your face will always be remembered in my heart. Teacher! In your festival, your student union will be song for you and song for you!

6 male: peaches and plums are all over the world, and spring is everywhere. The teacher's kindness is as heavy as a mountain. How can students forget it? Sincerely wish our beloved teacher all the best and good health!

7. Woman: Who gives life to simple chalk and paints a vast world? Who will dedicate three feet of pure land, sow the seeds of civilization and bear the flowers and fruits of the motherland's hope? Who ignited the fire of hope with the blood of youth and brought the yearning for human civilization? It's you, teacher. When I grow up, I will become you. I am the continuation of your life and will always light the fire of life.

Man: White clouds are for the blue sky and flowers are for Shan Ye. What should we give you, my teacher! Only by working harder and loving my motherland can I repay your hard work and teaching!

9 female: Time is like a river, which flows quietly with time. Teacher, maybe you are faltering, maybe you are exhausted. No matter how many vicissitudes of life are engraved on your face by years and wind and frost, I can't reduce my love for you.

10 male: Your witticisms are continuous, blending ancient and modern in your mind; Your eyes are like electricity, penetrating history and showing the future; You have guided us to the kingdom of science, the palace of art and the peak of civilization! In the wrinkles on your face, the eternal motto is clearly engraved: teach and educate people, live without regrets!

1 1 female: you are the first spring breeze; You are the first drop of dew in summer; You are the first sunshine in autumn; You are the first snow in winter. In your festival, sincerely say: thank you, teacher! You have worked hard!

12 male: the name engraved on the board may not be immortal, and the name engraved on the stone may not last forever; Teacher, your name will be engraved in our hearts forever!

13 female: You are as proud as a plum blossom, as quiet as an orchid, as quiet as a chrysanthemum and as noble as a lotus. Dear teacher, I sincerely wish you a happy holiday!

14 male: rivers flow to the vast sea, and dawn brings bright mornings; Dear teacher, you have given us knowledge and strength, and let us bravely move towards a better life.

15 female: You are a candle, burning yourself and illuminating others; You are a willing cow, eating grass and milking cows; You are a stone, quietly paving the runway of history; ..... Too many metaphors can't express my respect and love for you.

Men and women: "Education is the foundation of a century-long plan", glorious people's teacher, your career is sacred and lofty, and your mission is heavy and arduous. We are experiencing a great era of reform and opening up and surging clouds; What we are facing is a brand-new century, which is changing with each passing day and unprecedented in grand occasion! This will provide unprecedented opportunities and challenges for our education. I hope that our people's teachers will make persistent efforts to create more glories with innovative ideas, courage in competitive development, rigorous and scientific attitude and tireless character!

Miss the gardener

Everything in the past will be a beautiful memory-

Teacher, I miss my middle school days, my alma mater and you. ...

If time can go back, let me go back to my student days-

Dear teacher, how much I want to listen to your inculcation ... Teacher's Day poem again.

After parting, your voice often echoes in my ears for a long time; Your figure often appears in front of my eyes; Your teachings, in my heart forever ...

Life is an endless road. I walk, walk, keep walking. When I am tired and slack, your firm face, firm voice and tenacious spirit will float in my memory. Teacher, you have taught me life, how can I forget you!

Whenever I harvest, I can't help but miss the hard-working cultivator-the teacher.

Teacher, although I have been away for a long time, your image seems to be a bright light, which has been flashing in my heart.

Today, I am in a distant place, folding the yesterday you gave me into a boat of memory and floating it in the lake of missing.

The clothes are still the same, and the lights are still the same. Your familiar blackboard writing and familiar voice lead our thoughts to the past student days. Oh, teacher ...

Miss you, dear teacher! I cherish the gaze of your bright eyes in my heart. They are like clear water with two eyes, flowing in my heart forever. ...

Those who drink its stream will cherish its source, and when they learn, they will miss my teacher.