It's just a joke because of my girlfriend.
Even if it's a big deal, you can be sarcastic, but we're all our own, so there's no need.
What kind of experience is it to be beaten by your girlfriend? This is the first time.
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That means I care about you.
This is love.
What kind of experience is a girlfriend? I think I am a very positive or super positive person in the world outlook, and I am absolutely unambiguous on moral issues. I especially despise those who have been trying to spy on other people's friends and boyfriends all their lives. What such a thing can do is how poor the family education is. Don't tell me long live love, it's actually friendship.
What kind of experience is it to be angry and cry with your girlfriend? It depends on the specific situation. For example, after quarreling with his girlfriend, her girlfriend said, why don't men like you die? Then this is hers. She is really disappointed in you. You may not think much of it yourself, but it's really tiring to cry.
What kind of experience is it to be squeezed dry by your girlfriend? You got nothing, man. You are in pain.
In fact, it was mainly a very tiring experience, nothing else, because as long as you can have a good rest and then take good care of yourself, it doesn't matter.
What kind of experience is it for my girlfriend to know that I have no money?
Ticket money must be bad face or soft rice.
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In fact, a lot of troubles are because we think too much.
What kind of experience is a girlfriend with thin legs? Not everyone likes it now.
A girl with a better figure
If you have such a good figure,
You will have face if you go out.
What kind of experience is it to have a good girlfriend? It's cool and I feel the happiness of being a human being. Sending you to the cloud will give you a new love experience. Life will be very comfortable and happy with someone who knows how to love!
What kind of experience is a girlfriend with a small chest? 1. I told her before that it is enough for one of the couples to have breasts. So I started to exercise my chest muscles. Then I had chest muscles ... but I lost my girlfriend. .....
2. Finally, we slept together for the first time, turned off the light and went to bed ... I touched my girlfriend's chest and said to her, "Honey, don't sleep on your stomach!"
I asked my girlfriend what to do if someone robbed me. She said she could pick up her clothes and tell the robbers directly. Actually, I'm one of our own!
I tell you, my girlfriend is lying on her back, and she doesn't spill four dishes and one soup.
5, Xiao He only shows sharp corners, and there are two dates on the poached egg.
6. Never bring a messenger bag, because her bra will flatten out.
7. After being hit in the chest on the bus, the bra was flat and could not bounce. ........
8. I saw my girlfriend changing clothes before going to work and muttered something. My breasts are so small that I have to wear underwear. I came home from work to take a shower and found that I couldn't find any of my * * *.
9. Feel the stairs are empty.
10, I was not used to it when I first got together. One night when I was sleeping, I reached out to hug her unconsciously, in a daze, and then I couldn't help but touch my chest, just a little. At that time, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep, thinking that there was a man next to me!
1 1, ... legs straight, hands on knees, almost this experience.
12, when we are together, men pay more or less attention. Not bad, actually. It's small and beautiful. Nima later learned whether the bra was twice as thick as my palm. My girlfriend proudly told me that this is the Q Cup. What a good question.
13, I fell in love with a flat-chested girl. Since then, I have seen that women all over the world feel that they have gained two lumps of meat.
14, pity those poor monkeys who only have claws to use.
15, nothing else, just * * * every time you take off, you look like Haier brothers. Girlfriend is fair and beautiful with ice cream (smiling face).
16, lights out, hug to each other and sleep. My husband groped for me for a long time and sighed-I had to turn on the light to find your chest. ...
17, probably, with his father.
18, chest? Can't you ask my girlfriend what she has?
19, you can't catch it, you can only hold it.
20. My girlfriend's thorough airport runway, I 180cm, she just touches my chin, and I can see her directly every time I wear a skirt.
2 1, I don't want to touch my chest during sex, otherwise I will think I am gay.
22. Other people's female tickets are all girls' faces, and mine is girls with big breasts and big faces.
23. What is the size of the cup? That depends on how angry I am.
24. Girlfriends who have been in contact before have normal chest sizes. Later, I made a flat-chested girlfriend, turned off the lights for the first time and went to bed, then touched her chest. I feel like touching my chest, wondering if my girlfriend is a man (mainly because she is tall, 172cm), and I quickly touched my ass. Fortunately, it is different from me. I put my hand back on my chest to continue foreplay.
25. No matter how small the gap is, women's tickets can pass.
26, this is not an experience, this is a test! I am going to marry my girlfriend. I'm very happy, but I don't think I'll have a chance to feel the C Cup again. A little sad. Nima has never felt c since she was so big.
27. The child wakes up hungry at night ~ ~ Touch the left, dad, touch the right, ah ~ it's still dad! And then look stupid.
28. Why can't the chest be flat and the breasts be huge?
29. I bought underwear from a friend. Seeing the label 350, I pulled her away, went to the drugstore 15 yuan and bought three boxes of band-AIDS, still in color! 350 yuan will be solved. 15 I can solve it. Awesome, too witty.
30. I always call my girlfriend Little Prince Milk. She thinks it makes me treasure her. She hasn't tried to read backwards yet.
3 1. Others are licking grapes and I am licking sesame seeds.
32. When drinking with * * *, other people's water slowly flows into their mouths. Damn, my girlfriend's is a waterfall I don't know where to answer the mouth, and it all falls on myself.
33. I feel that someone else's girlfriend's chest is (0)(0), and mine is () ().