Apartment: food shelves

Hospital: spoiled food exchange center

Train: sausage

Pregnant women: meat buns

2. Fruit

Three men were caught by cannibals, who begged them to let them go. The cannibal leader said, "If you can find some fruit, I can consider letting you go." So the three men went to look for fruit respectively.

The first man came back with some grapes in his hand. It turns out that the cannibal leader just wants Doby and them. He ordered his men to stuff grapes into the man's anus, and the man was miserable. The second man brought back oranges, and of course, he was doomed. Two people who were sweating and groaning with pain couldn't help laughing when they saw the third person who came back. It turned out that the third man had two huge coconuts in his hand.

3. Men's soup and women's soup

Cannibals travel abroad and come to a restaurant. They were very surprised when they opened the menu. It turns out that there are two dishes in the menu called men's soup and women's soup. The cannibal thought, are there cannibals here, too? So the cannibal asked the waiter what male soup and female soup were.

The waiter said that "the male soup is meatball soup" and the female soup is scallop soup.

4. The power of the Bible

An atheist came to an undeveloped island looking for evidence of evolution. To his surprise,

He found the local aborigines reading the Bible.

"There is no God in the world, and there is no God. You got it? This is what I want to prove here. "

"oh? Is it? But without God's restraint, you would have been in my stomach. "

5, cannibalism recipes

When traveling in Africa, Chu Fengtou mistakenly entered the territory of cannibals and was captured by cannibals. Cannibal chef tied ChuFeng head in front of the frying pan, asked:

"What's your name?"

ChuFengTou asks.

"I'm dying, what's the use of knowing my name!"

Chef flew into a rage:

"Still dare to mouth shut! I don't know your name, how to write a recipe? ! "