1. Students are bored in class, and the teacher is encouraging everyone to ask questions and speak actively. A female classmate raised her hand and said, "Teacher, can I say something?" The teacher is very happy: "You say." The female classmate stood up, looked around and said, "Who has this book for my boys and girls?"

There will be more homework as soon as the school starts. Xiao Ming complained: "Hey, every day is homework, homework, so tired!" " Dad quickly comforted: "You have received your homework for five days, can't you change it for a weekend?"

3. The teacher talked to Xiaoming and asked, "How are you doing recently? Do you seldom make trouble?" Xiao Ming said with a mature face: "I have read all the vicissitudes of the world and seen through the coldness of the world. I don't want to be the first bird! Teacher: "Speak human words!"

"Recently, strong cold air crossed the border and the temperature plummeted. It's windy outside, afraid of catching a cold! "

4. Today, a classmate in the class was singing my skateboard shoes, and just sang: "Friction, friction, on this smooth ground." A schoolmaster behind said silently, "Where is the friction on the smooth ground?" .

I am a student scum, and I am always despised by my teacher. So two days ago, I silently changed the recipient name of Taobao to Xueba. I think when I answer the phone in the future, "Xueba, your courier ~ ~" is still a little excited, hahaha. ..

6. When a student is always confused about the difference between white and transparent, the teacher gets angry, picks up a glass of water, points to the water and asks what color it is. The student said it was white, and the teacher said, come and wear this white dress tomorrow.

7. Today; The teacher asked me a question, and I couldn't figure out what I typed wrong. She asked, "which one can make a phone call, the light or the telephone?" I thought for a long time, "it should be a lamp." The mobile phone won't hit itself, will it ...

When I made a mistake at school, the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said my parents weren't here. Can I call my uncle? The teacher said yes. So the next day, I carried my three-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

9. A girl in my class has very small breasts, all of which are 18- 19. It rarely develops like this. One day, a boy in our class specialized in teasing girls. Unexpectedly, the girl was angry. Immediately shouted: "It's none of your business? Can't I follow my dad? "

10. A classmate walked into the dormitory and announced to everyone, "I will never buy cigarettes again. I want to quit smoking! " Everyone expressed their support and lent him cigarettes.

1 1. In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher said: people with double eyelids are beautiful, while people with single eyelids are smart. Look at me, a single pair!

12. The reporter asked the primary school students, "What would you do if you had money to burn?" The student replied, "I want to buy my school." The reporter asked curiously, "Why do you want to buy your school?" The student calmly replied, "I want to give those teachers homework!" " "

13. I remember that when I was a child, I only got 8 points in an exam. In order not to be beaten, I secretly added a 0. When I got home, my mother looked at my test paper and asked me, "Did you change the score?" I confidently said no, and my mother scolded me while hitting me: "Let you get an 08, let you get an 08."

14. The boys' dormitory suddenly lost power, and the students shouted: Hoo, Hoo! Soon, the electricity came. God stunned the boys and cheered together: come to women, come to women! The aunt who manages the dormitory came and shouted, Shut up.

15. Teacher: "Please make sentences with" you "and" you ". The shorter the requirements, the better! " Xiao Ming: "Double!" Teacher: "That makes sense. I can't find a reason to let you go! " "

16. In high school, the teacher transferred the boys to one table and the girls to another table to prevent puppy love. In fact, he didn't realize the more serious problem!

17. The teacher wrote couplets, but ginger is still old and spicy. Xiao Minghui: The breasts are still bigger than women. The whole class laughed.

18. Our class all went to the zoo, and a buddy saw the parrot and said, I really envy it. The teacher said that the parrot family can be polygamous. That buddy said, this is what I envy.

19. Junior high schools are often beaten, and the most unfair one is this. Gangster: How dare you fucking hit my shirt! Don't want to live? Me: Big Brother, we both wear school uniforms. Fuck me!

20. I remember when I was in the third year of high school, several buddies were taking a bath in the bathhouse, and suddenly the hot water stopped and the power was cut off. A few people were bored and had a water fight. I suddenly wanted to pee and sprayed it out in the dark. The buddy next to him shouted, wow, hot water is coming! It was several weeks before I got up!

Interesting campus to talk about it

1, I am very low-key, I want to be low-key, and the whole world knows that I am low-key!

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

3, I can't see you happy, I will close my eyes.

It is said that boys are the most handsome when playing basketball. In fact, the back of a man cooking is the most handsome.

The day of the senior high school entrance examination is Dragon Boat Festival. It's up to you to eat zongzi or jump into the river.

6. I have the heart to lose weight, but I have the life to eat.

7. No matter how hard my aunt turns, she can't turn out of my uncle's arms.

I'll tell you again that my youth will be fed to the dog.

9. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

10, one day someone asked me how I was born. I said to that man without hesitation, have you seen the journey to the west?

1 1. If you have a pear and put it in the refrigerator, it will become a frozen pear.

12, you are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

13, I won't tell you that I ate cut cake, and I'm going to Gao Fushuai.

14, hello, the woman you called will call you back when she will cry.

15, menstruation couldn't turn out of his uncle's arms.

16, I'll tell you again. My youth will be fed to dogs.

17, am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?

18, one day someone asked me how I was born. I said to that man without hesitation, have you seen the journey to the west?

19, you are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

20. Shave your head and be a dishonest monk.

2 1, I won't tell you that I ate cut cake, and I'm going to Gao Fushuai.

22. Hello, the woman you called will call you back crying.

23, moonlight, heart. It's a good time to steal the chicken and touch the dog. hey ...

24. I will watch your happiness quietly in the distance and curse that you will not be together.

25. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

26. No matter how big Samsung is, no matter how good Apple is, it is not as good as Nokia, the walnut-smashing artifact that will eventually die for us.

27. I am not crazy, but I have never been normal.

Don't give up if you love me, and keep working hard if you hate me. ...

29, don't say low-key, I just take this tone.

30. Whether you are a grandfather or not, please find the right grandson.

3 1, the days have passed, and there are more and more mistresses.

32, the next stop is hell, see if there is a mistress.

33. You are my super happy insole. Let me step on you.

34. I am long-haired, don't call others monsters.

35. I have been striving for a single sister; I never give up married women.

36. Life is wonderful, but there are few handsome guys.

37. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible.

38. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!

39. The first step in the world is diapers.

40, but gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light!

4 1, inferiority was left to yesterday, and the women's university changed eighteen times. Look at my seventy-two changes!

42. The most painful thing is to see big thick legs wearing miniskirts.

43. I prayed to God to make me rich, but God always made me fat.

44. You came into my room quietly, got into my bed and fucked me, you dead mosquito. ...

45. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

46. The sweat and tears you shed today are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major.

47. The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner.

48. I turn on the TV and watch advertisements. Why did you interrupt the TV play for me?

49. Holding you in my hand and closing my palm, I can't keep you!

50. This is the end of the world. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

Campus funny jokes

1. There is a man and a woman sitting at the same table. The man said to others, "My deskmate is a pig!" " His deskmate listened, kicked him and said, "Your deskmate is the pig!" " "

Several male students came back to the classroom after playing football, all sweaty. Answer: "If I take off my shoes now, the whole class will escape from the classroom, haha." B said calmly, "After I took off my shoes, they didn't even have a chance to escape!" " "

Teacher: Xiaoming, remind your deskmate Lily to sleep in class in the future. Xiao Ming: Oh, I see. The next day, just after class, Xiaoming said to Lili: Lili, it's time for you to go to bed! The teacher is afraid that you will forget. Let me remind you.

In other words, many people now say that children are paper, and a female classmate often sells cute like this. One day, the woman caught a cold and ran out of paper in the library, so she sent a short message to her roommate, saying that you had two packs of paper when you came over. After a while, my roommate came over with two steamed buns in his hand.

5. Teacher: What does the word "chinese odyssey" mean? Student:' the whole world' means being born, and' unparalleled' means having no parents. Absolutely, it is born without parents!

6. I am a kindergarten teacher. In a class, I got into a fight with Xiong Haizi. I asked them why they were fighting, and Xiong Haizi curled his lips and said, Teacher, I said your face looks like a horse's face, and he insisted that it looks like a donkey's face. As a teacher, if I have special powers at the moment, I will throw them into outer space and show them what will happen if I offend them.

7. The teacher talked about inertia in physics class. He asked, "A dog crossed the road, and a high-speed vehicle suddenly braked, and everyone in the car leaned forward. What is this phenomenon? " A classmate replied: "that's because people want to see if the dog has been killed, which is a phenomenon of watching."

8. Teacher: Can you name an animal? Student: An ant. Teacher: Can you tell me another one? Student: Another ant.

9. One day, Xiao Ming arrived at school very late. The teacher asked, why are you so late? Xiao Ming proudly replied, stop it. Today, my car broke down and I came on foot. Hearing this, the teacher straightened his voice and said, I thought you said your family was poor, so you can still drive. Xiao Ming lowered his head and replied, Teacher, my car is a second-hand bike.

10. In high school, at noon, everyone rushed to the canteen. The PE teacher squatted at the entrance of the canteen to select sprinters.

1 1. Xiaoming slept in class many times and was advised to go home by the teacher. Xiaoming: The teacher refused to let me go to school and told me to drop out. Ming Dad: Why Xiaoming: Sleeping in class Ming Dad: What happened to sleeping in class? Who hasn't slept in class? Dad is sleeping at school, too! Xiaoming: Dad, do you like sleeping naked, too?

12. Girlfriends were not allowed in high school at that time, but I did. The class teacher found out and called my mother: "Your son is in puppy love! You want education! " My mother: "Don't be ridiculous, teacher. That child is so ugly. Who will give him money?"

13. At the opening ceremony, the new headmaster gave a speech to encourage the students: "Our school is a normal college, so don't use it as a place to eat and sleep. "

14. During class, I suddenly saw a classmate come in backwards from the classroom door with a schoolbag on his back. The teacher was still writing on the blackboard and suddenly turned his head and said, "Don't try to skip class under my nose. Go back to your seat. " The classmate sighed and returned to his seat, when the whole class laughed.

15. Get up early and go to the bathroom to wash. The person on the right unscrewed the toothpaste cover and squeezed the toothpaste directly onto the front teeth! ! Then I began to brush my teeth, and the overall action was clean and there was no sense of disobedience. . . In an instant, I was shaken by the habit of more than 20 years. . .

16. "When the teacher checked his bed, he saw that our classmates were still talking in full swing. The teacher shone a flashlight on him and the flashlight shook his eyes. Then he scolded the teacher. The teacher said, "How can you talk to this classmate like this? Can you try swearing again? "Guess what, our classmate scolded again, and then said," I have never seen such a rude request. " "

17. In the first aid class, the teacher asked, "Someone is injured. What should I do first? " There was silence below. Suddenly, Xiaobai stood up and said, "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation? "

18. math teacher: a banana, three children want to grab it. The result was robbed by two children and divided. You know there are 1 children left. What have you got? Student: Yes ... The teacher was surprised: What? Student: Banana peel.

19. Once in a Chinese class, the teacher asked the students, "Do the students know what a priest does?" In order to show his wisdom, a classmate who just woke up shouted a sentence that shocked the whole class: "shepherd."

20. At the graduation ceremony, the headmaster announced that the first student in the whole grade would take the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive shouts, the students slowly walked onto the stage. Later, the teacher asked the students, what happened? Are you sick? Or did you not hear clearly just now? Student: No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly.

2 1. The new semester has started, and students are returning to school one after another. Liu Xiong, who sleeps in the upper bunk of the dormitory, is called lazy. He blamed Bi Xiao Wei who slept in the lower berth. He was the only roommate who stayed at school and didn't go home during the holidays. Who did you bring on holiday? How dare you borrow my uncle's sleeper? Who sleeps in your bed! Never put off till tomorrow what you can Xiao Wei every denial. You still want to deny it! You don't want to think, I have been in school for several years. When have you ever seen me fold a quilt? When I came back this time, I found my bed neatly folded. If not, who else would you be?

22. In high school, many computers were lost in the school classroom, and the school called the police. As a result, every night, the police patrol around the school with police dogs, and an idiot roommate in the dormitory climbed over the wall and went out all night. That's right! You guessed it! The police found out and thought it was a thief! Damn it, just let the police dog go! Idiot roommate ran away, and finally, he beat the police dog. I was famous for a while.

23. In primary school, I loved sleeping. Once, the Chinese teacher assigned homework and wrote a composition entitled "If I were a spider". I asked my classmates after class and racked my brains at home at night to write a sensational "If I were a pig". Then I got angry at school. ...

24. My Chinese teacher changed a question today. The Yellow Crane Tower taught Meng Haoran a lesson and asked to write the dialogue between Li Bai and Meng Haoran when they broke up. A student wrote: Li Bai said: Brother Haoran, take care and come and play often when you are free! Meng Haoran said: Well, you must be happy.

25. In high school, our teacher asked one of our classmates: Did you go to the Internet cafe again? That classmate said: I didn't wow! The teacher said: No? Teacher Mingming said that she saw you surfing the Internet in the Internet cafe. The classmate said: Who said that? I have never been seen surfing the Internet.

26. The teacher asked Xiaoming to use it at once. Got it. Patience. Touched. In case you make an independent sentence. Xiao Ming said, "The time for the pigs raised by Lao Wang's family is 5 minutes. Lao Wang's pig just got its hair cut a few days ago, and now its hair has grown again. Lao Wang's pig thinks Lao Wang is capable and kind. Lao Wang's pig has bird flu and can't move. The teacher said, "It must be a word. For example, the classroom suddenly became quiet. " Xiao Ming added, "My teacher is missing. What if I lose it? "The whole class is boiling, Xiao Ming. ......

27. In Chinese class, the teacher taught us to be filial and asked our parents whether the day's work was smooth and whether they were tired. The next day, the teacher asked the students to report their parents' reactions. A classmate said: My parents said,' Tell me how much money you lack! Another classmate said: I am unlucky! My parents asked me,' Did you send out your report card today?' '

28. I remember that I just learned chemistry in the third grade. The chemistry teacher asked everyone with a bottle of wine. What's that smell? Opinions vary: the taste of wine is spicy ... The chemistry teacher shook his head one by one, and everyone was at a loss. He smiled and said, Smell it. Also took a deep breath, as if infinite intoxicated. ...

29. In high school, a female classmate behind one of my deskmates patted him on the back several times and asked him to hand the note to the man in front. Without saying anything, he raised his hand and said, teacher, she touched me. Pointing at that woman while talking. The teacher then asked, What do you want? The goods obscene said: I want to touch back ... while rubbing hands, while very obscene. ...

30. The primary school girl asked the teacher, "My grandmother is eighty years old. Can she get pregnant? " Teacher: "No!" The girl then asked, "Then my sister is eighteen. Will she be pregnant?" Teacher: "Yes!" The girl asked again, "Then I am eight years old, ok?" Teacher: "No!" Little boy next to him: "Hey, hey, hey, I said it's okay."

3 1. Just after class 10 minutes, the deskmate raised her hand and said, Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. The English teacher said unhappily: How old are you to go to the toilet?

32. One day, an American law school took a criminal law exam. The first question the professor asked the students was: What is the crime of fraud? A student replied, if you don't let me take the exam, you commit fraud. The professor was surprised: how to explain this problem? According to the criminal law, anyone who makes use of others' ignorance to make them suffer losses belongs to fraud.

33. At noon in the dormitory, Xiaobai was anxious to find someone to go to the toilet together and asked, "Shao, do you want to go to the toilet together?" Shao: No, you have to go by yourself. Xiao Bai: Let's go. Let's go together. Do you just eat and not pull? At this moment, A Jun shouted angrily: Shit, what do you mean? Can't you see I'm eating (rice)?

Today, we must take pictures in class. The teacher specifically told everyone not to sleep. There are still many leaders who want to upload it to the internet for demonstration teaching. After ten minutes of class, suddenly the photographer stopped! In the surprised eyes of the leaders and classmates, I walked up to a classmate and said, classmate, will you stop holding your nose?

In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "Who can explain what it means to go back to Korea after class?" Xiao Ming immediately replied, "It means to lose the battle." The teacher looked puzzled and asked, "Why do you say that?" Xiao Ming: "They all moved their bodies back, but what if they were defeated?" ? ! "

A naughty boy nicknamed a girl in his class "Fat Pig". The girl cried and complained to the teacher, who promised to criticize and educate the boy. The next day in class, the teacher spoke in class: one of our classmates is so rude that we can call other students nicknames at will, but we can't call him anything.

37. For the convenience of students, the dormitory duty room has added a new function-shop. One night, several students came home late, only to find that the doors were closed and the shop was dark. After shouting several times, no one answered, so I knocked at the door, but no one answered. Everyone was worried about not getting in, when a classmate used his quick wits and shouted' instant noodles!' The light in the duty room suddenly lit up, and then there was a loud response: "What brand do you want? How many bags? "

When I was in high school, my desk was made of planks. I have a buddy who has nothing to do and digs around the table every day ... n days later, I understand! So this guy is digging a maze! Seal it with transparent tape, then catch an ant and change it every class to test the IQ of the ant!

39. In geography class, the teacher suddenly asked the students, "Do the students know why the moon is separated from the Pacific Ocean of the earth?" The students looked surprised, and the teacher said, "Please raise your hand if you don't know!" The class is uniform, and the teacher has a sly smile on his face. I saw the headmaster coming in through the back window. ...

40. When I first started military training, I wanted to put on last year's military training uniform and then sit on the ground with a big watermelon to watch their military training. Then the instructor will come and ask me which company and which platoon I am in. I will take out my student ID card and say, "I'm a sophomore."

4 1. Those who take nine days off, seven days off and five days off all have the same mentality to pay the same tuition. The school missed a week of classes for you, which made you all stunned. How can you be happy? You see how responsible our school is. For our study, we have carefully created a series of perfect rest plans! ! A real penny, a class! ! Parents can rest assured of such a school!

Funny campus quotations

1, you are a strange person, incredibly stupid. Although you are not awesome, you are a little stupid.

3. As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I will pass Grade 4 in one day!

4, one hero and three gangs, and the result became a four-person state.

People with poor math scores are more beautiful.

Although giving up won't kill you, you won't give up even if you die.

7. There is only one word difference between going to class and surfing the Internet. Which one can't?

8. When I am lonely, only loneliness accompanies me.

9. Payslips are sold as waste paper, and garbage collectors don't want them.

10, here is the card. Just swipe it. Anyway, there is not much money here.

1 1, the day after soy sauce, how time flies.

12, my heart is so tired, my heart is so broken, and my heart hurts. Let's do a high math problem!

13, people are born a piece of shit, either in the men's toilet or in the women's toilet.

14, it is not necessarily an angel with wings. My mother said that it is a bird man.

I only have eyes for you. Well, it turns out that I am just an eye drop.

16. In fact, I have been suffering from blank schedule phobia for many years.

17, the disease comes from the mouth, and the disaster comes from the mouth. It is safest to shut up!

I thought it would be a tragedy, but it turned out to be a farce

19, like and love are different, because like is like, love is love.

20. Although I have no house, car and money, I have a beer belly!

2 1, I don't work overtime. Ben didn't add me. I work overtime. Add me to the class.

22. Murphy's Theorem is a saying in China: Break the chain at a critical moment.

23. Buy good things with reasonable prices, not inferior things with low prices.

24, say nothing, I am a very good person and can't say that I am stimulated.

25. It is foolish to treat beauty as capital, but it is wise to treat beauty as energy.

26. People have four states: busy, busy, busy and unhurried.

27. Everything in the world is moving, only your weight is static.

28. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

29, in order to reduce a man who died of domestic violence, you'd better stay single.

The weather is very good today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

3 1, students in the exam, creativity, imagination, show incisively and vividly!

In those years, the youth we squandered together was left to the next generation to continue to squander.

Student who was caught late: We are both unhappy-forever and ever, we meet. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

34. Human comedy ends with buying a house, while human tragedy ends with suffering from mental illness.

35. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

36. The charm of a woman lies in constantly seducing a man, but never letting him succeed.

37, or our class teacher, middle-aged son, named Italy, cold.

38. It is said that my heart is like dumpling stuffing, and my heart is about to break into crumbs.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, don't blame us for ignoring it.

40. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

4 1, there are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

42. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

43. If you want to see if the teacher is paying attention to the class, check the internet traffic of the students' mobile phones.

44. Others will be successful in a few years, and I estimate that they will be suburban people in a few years.

45. Baidu is the best teacher, because only it will tell us the answer during the exam.

46. Without a heart, people will die; Without lungs, people can't live; Without heart and lung, people will live longer.

47. If you are corrupt, you will enjoy it for a while; There is basically no good life against corruption.

48. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

50. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

5 1, the PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

52. It is said that you can't wash it off if you jump into the Yellow River. Now the water pollution of the Yellow River is so serious, what can I wash it with?

53. What do you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

Some people say that people who know how to choose are the happiest. I want to say: people who know nothing are the happiest.

55, more money, not necessarily more happiness; With less money, happiness is not necessarily less; The money is gone, and I'm starving. .

If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

57. When I arrived at the examination room, I collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

58. The sage said: Right and wrong happen every day. If you don't listen to nature, there will be nothing. So I will take a math class and never listen again.

59, the police said: I am embarrassed to arrest you, how dare you steal? The thief said: stealing is healthier.

60. What is happiness? Happiness is when you want to smoke and have no money to buy it, but you smoke second-hand China cigarettes in the smoking room.

6 1. Being angry is not necessarily to punish yourself with other people's mistakes, but also to punish yourself with your own mistakes.

62. I have no money to eat, but I'm not worried about starving to death, because I have you by my side, and with you, I will soon be angry.

63. There is a silence called domineering, an introversion called individuality, a simplicity called profundity, and a disdain called conceit.

64. When the school is poor, there is always a feeling that 100 yuan can't be changed into change, and it will soon be gone.

65. If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me, take his savings, take his sister and drive that BMW.

66. The first and second place in a class are generally enemies, but the first and second place from the bottom are basically friends.

67. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

68. When I got up in the morning, I opened my sleepy eyes. At first glance, the bed has widened. When I rubbed my eyes again, I fell to the ground.

69. If you need suggestions or opinions, we will provide them free of charge; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

70. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

7 1, when you meet a kind girl, you must cherish it, because there are 6 billion people in the world, but there are not many kind girls.

72. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!

73. From childhood to adulthood, when the national flag is raised, attention is not paid to the national flag, but to whether the national flag just stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is played.

Your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself at once in case you get shot more.

75. Do you know the Bible, son? If you read the Bible every day, even if you always skip class and surf the Internet, you won't fail.

76. You start school like this without any precautions or worries. In my winter vacation, it brought me tragedy, and I had no choice.

77. I watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

78. Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

79. I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

80. It took five minutes to get up this time. You beat 88 students in the whole country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

8 1, I have met Liu Xiang and Robles, but I still can't understand how fast they are. When I arrived at the university, I finally understood what speed was after a high mathematics course.

If I knew magic, I wouldn't let that damn apple hit Newton on the head. If it weren't for that apple, would I still study those broken laws before the college entrance examination?

83. The head teacher of middle school is Yi Zengping, whom we call Zeng Gen.. Over time, he also heard about it. One day, he suddenly said to us: You don't have to respect me so much. Why do you call me Brother Zeng? The whole class fell down.

84. Hold the fate by the throat, and also hold the cow by the throat. Otherwise, when you hold the fate by the throat, the cow will hold your throat. Tao of the environmental movement said: You can't just love, but do it!

85. I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. From morning till class time, the teacher hasn't come for a long time. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the lights in the classroom. As a result, the children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away! Ha ha.

86. Some comrades look at it from a distance, not a gourd, not a gourd. They are floating and taking risks in the water. The leader said it was fish belly, and the masses said it was urine. Comrades bet that they look at the river, look left and right, and no one can see a doorway.

87. The saint exam requires a high score, so the saint is happy; Fools don't care about getting high marks in exams, so fools are depressed; It doesn't matter if the man of God takes the exam at will. So the man of God saw through the world of mortals and became immortal.

88. I run every day, not to exercise, but to watch you run every day. Do you know how much motivation your lithe figure has given me? You are too fat to run! Is there any difficulty I can't overcome in the future?