A classic story about avanti
Two generations of love opened a new dyeing house in the town to dye cloth for nearby villagers. Once, there was a new little judge in the town. He lived in a rich man's house.
The rich feel very honored and show off everywhere. He boasted to the two generations: "This new judge is one of the few smart judges in the world. He is knowledgeable and full of wisdom.
"It's possible," Avanti said. "Because now a judge only looks at who gives more money and doesn't need wisdom, so wisdom is stored in his mind."
Hearing this, the rich man snorted angrily and went back to tell the judge. The judge was very angry. He wanted to get revenge on the two generations.
On this day, the judge took a piece of cloth from the rich man's house, went to the dyehouse of two generations of love, and said in an arrogant tone: Two generations of love, dye this cloth for me, and let me see how good you are! "What color do you want to dye, Mr. Judge?" I want to dye it in a normal color.
It is not red, blue, black, white, green, purple, yellow or gray. You got it? Two generations of love as a dyer! "
The judge is up to no good. He said:' I heard that your wisdom not only exists in your mind, but also can be used. Can you dye it? The rich man who followed the judge was also very arrogant. He said: Afandi: If you can't dye the color the judge wants, the judge won't forgive you easily! "
The two generations knew that they were deliberately making trouble, but he took the cloth without care and said, "What's the difficulty? I will dye it according to the judge's instructions. "
"Can you really dye it?"
The judge was surprised to see that the two generations were calm and confident. He said, "So, when shall I pick it up? Just pick it up on the day I said. "
Afandi conveniently locked the cloth in the cupboard and said to the judge, "It wasn't Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or even Sunday.
On that day, my judges, please come and get it, and I will make you satisfied! "The judge was said to have no idea, and the rich man was blindsided. They quit the dyehouse together.
The second classic story about two generations of love
On this day, the king wanted to play a trick on Avanti, so he gave him an old horse to hunt with.
Suddenly, the weather changed and it began to rain heavily. The king and his men immediately turned their heads and flew back.
The horse of two generations couldn't run, so he took off his coat and put it in a bag, and walked back in the rain. After a while, the rain stopped and it cleared up. Two generations of love dressed again and took a shortcut to ride back to the palace.
The king was puzzled and asked, "Two generations of love, why aren't your clothes wet?"
That horse you gave me is really nice. After you left, it suddenly grew wings and flew home in the blink of an eye.
The king was both surprised and envious.
On the second hunting, the king rode on the old horse and his pony of two generations of love and gave it to two generations of love. On this day, it rained heavily again.
Two generations of love immediately turned their heads and flew back. The king believed the words of two generations of love and told his followers to go back first. But the old horse has no wings.
Although the king hit hard and shouted hard, the old horse still couldn't run.
At this time, the king knew that he had been cheated, and he thought that he must teach A Xin a lesson when he went back. The king returned to the palace like a drowned rat.
"Two generations, how dare you lie to me? Why doesn't this horse have wings? " Afandi said, "How can a horse grow wings? Since it can't run, king, won't you take off your coat and put it in your pocket like me? " Although it is a little wet, the clothes are dry. Alas, it turns out that being king is one thing and wisdom is another.
The third chapter is a classic story about two generations of love.
Two generations of love set up a stall in front of a restaurant to sell goods.
One day, the restaurant owner said to Afandi: "Afandi, you set up a stall in front of my restaurant every day and smell the smell of my restaurant grabbing rice and baking steamed bread every day." You should pay me to smell the rice. " "Do I have to pay for the smell of rice?" Two generations of love asked. "Of course, it's not just pilaf and baked buns, but also their fragrance. Otherwise, let's go to Katz theory. " After that, the restaurant owner took Afandi to Kazakhstan. Kazi asked Afandi: "Afandi, how to fight this lawsuit?" "Yes, a line of Sir, I smell his meal every day, all drooling. However, this boss listens to my money circle every day, and he really has ulterior motives. I have used money to offset his rice fragrance. " Two generations of love replied.
Chapter IV Avanti's Classic Story
One day, a group of idle and boring people bragged and chatted in the street, and two generations of love joined the crowd. These people are enthusiastic, and the conversation is simply hype. Afandi, with an itchy mouth, said, "Last night, I saw a strange thing. On my way back from the field, I saw eighty wolves wandering in the corn field of Lord Mabayi. "
"Come on, two generations of love, didn't those eighty wolves eat all the corn in the field?" One of them asked.
"Listen to me, there are forty out of eighty."
"Where are the forty wolves?" Asked another man.
"Well, you are human. If you don't believe in forty, believe in twenty. There must be twenty wolves. " Two generations of love theory.
"Wolves usually live in the mountains, how can they run into the cornfield?" Another chimed in.
"Do you believe it or not? Anyway, I heard the creak of corn stalks, either wolves or dogs! " Two generations of love theory.
The fifth chapter is the classic story about Avanti.
Two generations of love went to India and were welcomed by several friends when they came back. As soon as he met his friends, he gushed about what he had seen and heard in India. He began to brag: "I saw a cucumber in India, as big as a mountain."
A freewheeling friend, knowing that he was bragging, said to him, "After you went to India, we built a bridge in our hometown. This is a mysterious bridge. "
"What magical function does it have?" Two generations of love asked.
"This bridge can strangle liars." The friend replied.
"What if you can't cross the bridge?" Two generations of love asked.
"This is a bridge and the only way to the village. Look, it's coming soon! " The friend said.
Afandi believed it and changed his mind and said, "The cucumber I said is not as big as a mountain, but as big as a house."
After walking for a while, the two generations of love added: "That cucumber is not as big as a house, and people can live in it.
"No matter how big the bridge is, it must be notarized when it arrives." The friend said.
After walking for a while, we will step on the bridge. Two generations of love added, "In fact, cucumbers in India are as big as ours, and some are even smaller than ours."
My friends laughed after hearing this.
Six classic stories about two generations of love
Once upon a time, there was a wise man. His name is two generations of love, and he rides a little donkey every day.
There is a very bad official who always bullies the people. Two generations of love have come up with clever ways to help people.
Officials sent people to catch two generations of love. The official asked two generations of love: "Two generations of love, are you smart?" I have a very difficult question. Can you answer that? If you can't answer my question, I'll kill you. "
Afandi was not afraid at all, so the official asked a difficult question: "Do you know how many stars are there in the sky?" Two generations of love immediately replied, "There are as many stars in the sky as your beard."
The official asked again, "How many beards do I have?" Two generations of love grabbed the donkey's tail and said, "Your beard is as much as the hair on the donkey's tail. Count it if you don't believe it. "
The official was very angry. He said he would kill two generations of lovers. Afandi was not afraid at all and laughed loudly. The official was very surprised and asked Afandi: "I want to kill you, why are you still laughing?"
Two generations of love said, "I knew it long ago." If I die, you will die. " As soon as the official was afraid, he immediately released two generations of love. He said, "Two generations of love, two generations of love, you can't die. You are alive and I am alive. "
Officials released two generations of love, and the two generations rode donkeys to the places of ordinary people every day. The official was very angry, but he couldn't help but dare not send someone to arrest Afandi. Know that he is a clever avanti, smarter than himself.
Chapter seven: The classic story about Avanti.
Two generations of love have four sons. They are not very filial to their elderly father, and they are lazy. He decided to punish them well and said to each son, Dear child, I love you the most. Now, I'm going to tell you a secret, but you must know it from someone else. I buried a pot of gold coins under the tree in our orchard. When I died, you quietly dug out the jar. This is my legacy to you. However, please be careful, don't dig the roots, water them first, and then dig them out gently.
As a result, the four sons began to secretly honor their father and became more diligent than anyone else. A few days later, the two generations of love finally closed their eyes. One night, all four sons came to the orchard with Cantuman, ready to dig out the buried golden pot. Everyone knew what was going on at a glance, so they decided to divide the inheritance equally among four people. As their father told them, they watered every tree and then began to dig trees. They dug up all the roots, but they didn't find the golden pot. Under the last tree, they found a stone, which said: I want to get the fruit with my own labor.
They finally understood the mystery. In autumn, all the fruit trees are full of fruit.