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What's the late skit?
Evening play

Scene: classroom

Characters: male teachers and female students.

Time: daytime

When the male teacher was giving a lecture, the female student suddenly pushed the door and came in. The teacher stopped and stared at the girl student.

Student: (sticking out his tongue) Teacher ~ ~

Teacher: (seriously) What time is it?

Student: (Innocent) Sorry, teacher, I don't have my watch, and my mobile phone is dead.

So I don't know the time. If you really want to know, you can

Ask other students. I came late and left in a hurry. Please let me have a rest and catch my breath. (I want to go)

Teacher: (angry) Stop it! Don't you understand what I mean? Don't you know that such college students are late for class?

Student: (playing dumb) Teacher, don't be angry. I don't have my watch. I really didn't know I was late. Fortunately, you reminded me. Now I know. Thank you teacher! (I want to go again)

Teacher: Why thank you? Why do you talk so much when you know you're late?

Student: Teacher, you have turned the question upside down. I went in first, then I knew I was late. You've got the time sequence of things wrong.

Teacher: (more angry) What a mess. I mean, do you know it's wrong?

Student: (naughty) I know now. Anything else for the teacher?

Teacher: Nothing. You know you are wrong, so you know what to do.

Student: (Naive) What do you mean? Teacher, don't you know what to do?

Teacher: (vomiting blood) I mean what should you do?

Student: Oh, I see. Let me go back to my seat and think about it before I tell you.

Teacher: Stop talking and tell me, what should I do if I'm late?

Student: (Seriously) We should make up for lost time.

Teacher: How? Don't you know that time can't go back?

Student: Teacher, you asked me if I could go back in time? You are a teacher. You should have told me.

Teacher: (Crazy) What student? Forget it. Hurry back to your seat.

The schoolgirl turned to go down, and the bell rang.

Student: Teacher, the bell is ringing. Do I need to go back to my seat?

Teacher: (runaway) Whatever.