Suggested dining process: salad-side dishes-sashimi-soup-seafood-barbecue-cooked vegetables-meat-dessert-frozen products-fruit.
Master's trick
"Hold the wall in and hold the wall out."
The Art of War in Eating Buffet
The first trick: empty city plan
For three days, don't touch meat, just eat porridge and clear soup of fruits and vegetables. Open-minded on the day of decisive battle. The breakfast recipe is a pickle and a glass of milk. Besides drinking water at lunch, I basically don't eat anything. One is modesty, and the other is scraping oil. It is normal to see a dozen stars in your eyes occasionally. Don't be afraid, you won't starve to death. But remember, keep your head absolutely clear.
The second trick: attack it unprepared.
Observe the terrain before entering the scene. Mainly refers to the placement of the main course. Generally speaking, any buffet will have several main courses in order to lure consumers. The main course is the essence of the buffet, which determines the grade and pricing basis of the restaurant. Doing these things right is the key to success, just like occupying a highland on the battlefield. So the table you choose must be close to the main course, so that you can take it at any time and avoid wasting unnecessary energy and time during the long journey. At the same time, it is best to choose a relatively hidden position, such as behind a pillar or in a corner. In this way, you can hide in the dark and see the whole situation. And you can avoid others peeking at you, eating like a wolf or a tiger.
The third measure: know yourself and know yourself.
Analyze your opponent after entering the arena. Generally speaking, what kind of customers will walk into any restaurant. But anyway, since we are here to help ourselves, most people want to eat as much as possible. Of course, in the cafeteria, I have also seen victims who only ate two pieces of bread and drank a cup of coffee. This is a deliberate expression of prude and false petty bourgeoisie. You can go to western restaurants and cafes to play elegant! Why are you so affected? Ignore them. Let's go our own way and let others talk.
Strategically, you must pay attention to your opponent. You should treat those comrades who eat with you like this: most of the low-end restaurants are slovenly guys, and most of the high-end restaurants are pretentious guys. You shouldn't despise them. People are proud, and I am proud. Everyone is very polite and polite to each other. If people are shameless, I am shameless, and everyone can lose face at any time. Don't think we intellectuals are easy to bully.
The fourth measure: close the door to catch thieves.
Take it quickly and eat slowly when you start eating. For expensive main courses, there is never an oversupply, and a good dish is usually served every once in a while. At that moment, a sword flashed and the plate was empty, which made us understand that good things are fleeting. Like a flash in the pan, a white horse in an instant. Therefore, at the critical moment, we must not be soft, so as not to delay the fighter. When it is in your pot, it is yours. No one will rob you. We can take a long-term view. No matter how hungry you are, you should take your time. First, we are cultured people, and we should try our best to keep our manners. Second, more importantly, my experience is that I eat less when I wolf down. Chew slowly and stuff more.
The fifth measure: catch the thief and capture the king.
Eat more meat and less vegetables. I understand the principle of balanced nutrition, but you are helping yourself, man! I don't care how many bitter gourd leaves you usually eat, but in the canteen, you have to take it out on the meat and hit the most expensive one. Or you'll lose, man. Raw fish, seashells, humps, suckling pigs, snails, shrimps, lamb chops, steaks and pork chops are all in the back row. The legendary delicious and precious ones are stuffed first, and then others are considered. How long do you think it will take to eat such a hot pot at a time?
Ten strategies for eating buffet.
Empty your stomach, the most important thing! Health is the capital of revolution!
Eat only the expensive ones, not the right ones;
Drink less water, better not! Don't drink cheap drinks after the meal. Drink coffee if you want, whether it is bitter or sweet! I can drink three cups in the end, and a friend of mine can drink six cups in a row. This is strength! He didn't even close his eyes when he slept that night!
Six parents denied it. Don't be distracted when grabbing food, and don't say hello when you meet acquaintances. Pretend you can't see! You know, after a second, the shrimp is gone! Besides, even acquaintances will rob you!
Fat, greasy, eat less, especially barbecued pork, it is easy to get full. However, it can be considered for moistening intestines and accelerating excretion, but it should be cautious.
Familiar with the terrain. Remember, where are the shellfish, shrimps and crabs? Learn them by heart and go straight to the target.
Eat slowly. When you are tired, just chat and have a cigarette. After a while, you are hungry again.
Go to the toilet more halfway, excrete in time, and make room.
It is very important to choose friends who eat. Men should be able to eat. Woman, if you can get it! Anyway, you have a small appetite and a thin face, so don't take him, it will definitely affect your appetite.
Invincible in the world-Jianweixiaoshi tablets! (It is by no means an advertisement! Our slogan is: help the wall in (my legs are weak with hunger) and help the wall out (I can't stand straight).
"Big shot" buffet introduction
I think it will take two hours anyway.
Two hours? ! This is a warm-up
From four hours.
Don't be too long, don't go to the toilet.
You have to study the eating psychology of diners.
Diners who are willing to spend two hours eating
I don't mind spending another two hours.
Do you know what a successful diner is?
Successful diners are
Eat everything the most expensive, not the best.
Therefore, our food self-help slogan is
Hold the wall! Hold on to the wall!