Mom: Son, do you know what mom belongs to?

Son: Mutton.

Mom: Where's Dad?

Son: I know, rooster.

Mom: smart, who is grandpa?

The son thought for a moment, shook his head and said, I don't know.

Mother pointed to his toy pony and said, think about it, we also have it at home, and we can ride it.

Son: Oh, it's a bike.

Second, poisonous children.

While dressing my daughter, I hummed, "You are poisonous, you are poisonous ..."

The daughter listened and said, "Mom, I'm poisonous, or would I be called a' poisonous child'?"

Third, rest your ass on Sunday.

On the weekend morning, in order to get my son into the good habit of defecating every morning, he was urged to go to the toilet after getting up.

But the son was lazy in bed and said, "Mom, today is Sunday."

I said, "Yes, why?"

Son: "Let your ass rest on Sunday, too."

Fourth, independence.

Dongdong is 6 years old, and his father told him to move out of his parents' room and live in his own small room.

Dongdong: "Why did you abandon me?"

Dad: "I want you to learn to be independent from an early age."

Dongdong: "Then why didn't you and your mother learn to be independent?"

Five, cordless telephone

One day, dad was reading in the study, and Xiaoming was playing with toys while watching TV in the living room.

There is an advertisement for cordless telephone on TV. At this moment, the telephone at home rang. It turned out to be for dad, so he cut the telephone line with scissors and gave it to dad. "Dad's phone! Cordless! "

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Jokes suitable for children

1. At the end of the art class, the teacher collected a classmate's picture book locally. Kangkang said to the teacher when handing in the picture book, "Teacher, please don't put my book at the bottom." The teacher asked strangely, "Why?" "Because I draw an egg, if I put it under it, it will be crushed."

Second, once in an English class, there were bursts of motorcycles outside. The sound lasted for a long time, making people fidgety. At this time, the teacher noticed everyone's irritability, shook his head and said, "China's motorcycle. Hey! " After class, we found out that it was the workers who were logging!

3. One day, Datou had a class in kindergarten. Seeing the heavy snow outside, Mr. Chen said with emotion, "It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns to rain when it falls to the ground. Why didn't it rain at first? " So the big head thought for a moment and said, "Teachers don't eat shit. When they eat, they turn into shit. It's much more troublesome when they turn into shit. Why didn't they eat shit at the beginning! "

Fourth, my son is a martial arts fan. One day, father and son went to the park to play. The son was interested in a palmlike plant covered with thorns and asked his father what kind of plant it was. Father said it was cactus. The son walked around the cactus for a long time and then asked, "Which Sect does the cactus belong to?"

Father: "Hey, I asked you to buy a hot water bottle. Why did you buy a football?" Son: "Football is better than hot water bottle, which saves the trouble of irrigation." Father: "But football can't keep you warm." Son: "Why not? Didn't you read in the newspaper that there will be a football craze all over the world this year?