2. Xiaoming came home from the exam, and his mother asked him, "How did you do in the exam?" Xiao Ming said, "Only one question is wrong! ! "Mom asked," What's the problem? Xiao Ming said, "How much is 3 times 7?" Mother asked, "How much are you?" Xiao Ming said, "I waited for 20.9 regardless of the willy-nilly! "
3: North Korea: Big Brother, I'm going to do a nuclear test. China: OK, when? North Korea: 10. English: 10? 10 What? 10 day or 10 hour? North Korea: 9, 8, 7, 6. . . China: Fuck you!
4. "Chairman, what's so depressing?" "Class ..." The chairman smoked a cigarette and said slowly.
1. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?
Everything will be fine, and all shall be well.
Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.
5. Don't be afraid of being used, but you are afraid of being useless.
6. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.
7. Women please themselves, and men are pitiful to please themselves!
8. There are green hills, but there is still no firewood. ...
9. Strongly protest against commercial TV series!
10. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and my bones and muscles strain. ...
1 1. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables. ...
12. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!
13. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.
14. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...