2006-10-28 00:14: 29/weather: sunny/mood: happy/personal classification: mood essay
On that day, the articulate parrot lawyer flew out of the forest law firm. While flapping her wings quickly, she nagged unhappily, "What's the big deal? Isn't it wrong to write down the value of the subject matter of the lawsuit? Without zero, is it worth being so angry in front of other colleagues? " It turned out that she was criticized by the chief lawyer Fox today. You know, she has never been so wronged. "Hum, with my parrot's golden tongue, where can't I find a job?" She thought angrily.
During the flight, the parrot met the cat and the police flower who were taking a nap.
"Hey, Detective Cat, why are you still sleeping in broad daylight?"
"Nothing to do, idle is idle ..."
"You can catch mice."
"Well, there are more ways for humans to kill rats in the city now, and there is no business. Plus dogs compete with us for the market. Most cats either switch to pets or do nothing like me ... "
"You can go to the forest security company." The parrot looked at the cat sympathetically.
"Don't mention it. I passed the interview, written test and physical examination. I thought I could be hired, but they asked me if I wanted to drink, and I said no, so I was eliminated. Alas, the whole sexism! I laughed when there was no discrimination. "
During the flight, the parrot met the peacock, a fashion model who was performing.
"Sister Peacock, your tail is really beautiful."
"Thank you for your compliment."
"You see our peacock is very beautiful on the runway, but who knows the hardships? No matter whether it is windy or rainy, it is cold or hot, as long as there is a performance task, it is cold or hot, I will pretend to smile ... If the work is not so hard, I will laugh. "
During the flight, the parrot met a woodpecker, who was treating the tree.
"Dr. Woodpecker, you have worked hard!"
"Efforts are not afraid, but they are afraid ..."
"What are you afraid of?"
"Afraid of doctor-patient disputes. Last time I caught three bugs for the old tree, he didn't thank me. He also said that I licked him, punched a hole in his face, and asked me to give him plastic surgery and compensate me for my mental loss ... If there is no doctor-patient dispute at work, I will laugh. "
During the flight, the parrot met the lark teacher who was singing.
"Miss Lark, your singing is beautiful!"
"Oh, I'm busy teaching students to practice their voices!"
"Nowadays, it is difficult for students to teach. Since the promulgation of the new forest education law, it is a personal insult to say that students are stupid, not to mention corporal punishment. Alas, I remember that when we were in school, we all took the teacher's words as the imperial edict. Now, the teacher is coaxing the students to study and even smiling at the parents, and maybe one day they will be eliminated from the bottom! Alas, when I can straighten up and work, I will laugh. "
During the flight, the parrot met a mouse selling fresh fish.
"Mr. Mouse, you are so smart, and your work must be very easy?"
"Where, we work hard! Today's door-to-door sales are thrilling! "
"thrilling?"
"Yes, our boss asked us to sell the fish to the cat. Isn't that killing me for money? Last time, one of our brothers was bitten off by a cat. Fortunately, he runs fast, otherwise ... if the injury is less, I will laugh. "
The parrot flew and saw rhubarb dog sitting on the ground sobbing.
"What's the matter with you?"
"It's the Spring Festival in a blink of an eye, and there is no money to go home."
"Didn't you look after your master's home for a year? What about your salary? "
"Master never mentioned the issue of salary. I want to buy new year's goods to see my mother. That's great. I don't even have a fare to go home! "
"Meowed, my request is not high," rhubarb dog said sadly. "I want to go home for the New Year, and then spend the money I earn from working ..."
Flying, the parrot met Dr. Tortoise in a daze.
"Dr. Tortoise, what are you thinking?"
"Oh, Miss Parrot, it's you!" The tortoise raised his eyes and said.
"I'm waiting ... for a satisfactory job."
"You are a doctor, can't you find a job?"
"Well, when international students were very popular, I studied hard and studied at Beibing Ocean College. When I came back a few years later, the international students in the market were no strangers. I have to wait every day ... they all suggested that I change my name. "
"What's your name?"
"Kelp (want) Bai ... Alas, as long as I have a job, I can laugh out loud in my dreams!"
Parrots are thoughtful, yes, compared with them, I am really lucky ... it's nothing to be criticized by leaders, and it's also to help me make progress, she thought, with a smile on her lips, yes, I will always keep smiling in the future. She flapped her wings and flew back to the forest law firm.
However, she found that the table had been occupied by Miss Tortoise. It turned out that in the days when she was absent from work in anger, Director Fox had hired a new lawyer.
The parrot was dumbfounded. This time, she forgot to smile.