Because I don't know whether you want stand-up crosstalk or multi-person crosstalk, I found two for you, hoping to help you: "Learn from Lei Feng Crosstalk" A: Hello everyone, today we will perform a cross talk about Lei Feng B: Hmm? What is this? what are you reading? B: Change. Have you lost any money? B: I haven't lost my armor. What are you looking for? I collect money so that I can pay it to the public. A: Hey! Stand up quickly, everyone is still waiting to see our performance! B: Alas! I'm too dizzy to open my eyes. A: I have an idea (take out a hundred-dollar bill and shine in front of A). B: Ah, I opened it. A: I can't open my eyes! I said, what are you doing? B: Learn from Lei Feng! Are you the only one who is still learning from Lei Feng? B: You can't judge a book by its cover. The sea is immeasurable. This is what Kofi Annan looks like. He is now the secretary-general of the United nations. No matter how charming Beckham looks, he can't be the British Prime Minister. I have been learning from Lei Feng for over a month. What did you do? Tell everyone. B: The other day, I was on pins and needles after reading this story about Lei Feng. I seem to see the glorious image of Lei Feng, so I made a decision that changed my life. What decision? B: Learn from Lei Feng's good example (singing form) A: Hi! We should put our study into action. A: Yes! Do good deeds! B: do good deeds? I do good deeds. Where do I start? A: Starting from the side, of course. B: Ah! How alarming! After a nap that day, I thought at my desk! What are you doing? Suddenly a strange smell came to my nose, alas, alas! A: I'm sick (lighting B) B: It's Wang's smelly socks in the front row. Xiao Wang's socks have made contributions. A: His socks have all made contributions? B: That's right! Several times, the person who checked the classroom hygiene came to the door of our class and smelled it. A: Hi! B: I decided to start with Xiao Wang's socks. Holding my nose, I got up the courage to pick up his socks and wash them for him. To say that his socks stink, I washed them again and smelled them. Ah! Wash it again, smell it again, eh! In this way, I used up a bag of white rice before I cleaned it. A: Not easy. B: After a nap, the bell rang and Xiao Wang looked for socks everywhere. Who took my socks? B: Don't thank me, Xiao Wang. I washed it for you. (Xiao Wang) Did you help me wash it? (b) yes! I washed it! Don't thank me, Uncle Lei Feng. A: Quite modest! What did Xiao Wang say? Oh, my God! Then what should I wear? As a result, he played barefoot all day: it's not good. I think so too. I learned a lesson from this painful experience and reviewed it, but we can't stop learning from Lei Feng's great career! Hey, hey, hey, another A: What do you think is wrong with this guy? (pointing to B) B: What are you talking about! I think Comrade Lei Feng is right! Human life is infinite ... no, it is limited, no, what is that word? A: That's how you learn from Lei Feng! Human life is limited, but serving the people is infinite. I will devote my limited life to serving the people indefinitely! B: That's right! Just like I thought! As for me, I want to go out of school, learn from Lei Feng with the people, and do good deeds! A: Yo! Also a set of a set! B: At the weekend, I asked my mother for leave and came out. I didn't take two steps, alas, alas! A: Here we go again! B: There is an old lady standing by the road ahead! I will run to help her cross the street without saying anything! What did the old lady say? B: The old lady was very excited: "Thank you, young man!" " "-no, don't thank me! Thank you, Uncle Lei Feng! Please give me a hand in the past, my family lives across the street! This article is transferred from: A: Ah? B: this good thing never happened again! The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still have to work hard! Here comes the bus, let me on! This bus is a haunt of criminals. This is an opportunity! Just got on the bus, alas, alas! What's wrong with this man? B: I saw a middle-aged man put his sinful big hand into a woman's bag. A: This is a pickpocket! I know! At this moment, I thought of Xu Honggang, I thought of Dong Cunrui, I thought of my grandmother, I thought of my cousin, I thought of ... Stop it, it's none of their business! B: (ignoring A) I think of my mother's entrustment, and I think of the cultivation of the party. When the people need it most, we should stand up and face it bravely! A: Good! Passionate enough! Hurry up! B: Stop it! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Gan Kun, on such a sunny day, you should do such a dirty thing? A: I'm sorry for such a good day! B: I only heard the woman shout: Thank you, Lei Feng! (Very respectful) B: Young man, there is something wrong with your brain! I asked my husband to hold my mobile phone for me. Why are you yelling? A: Hi! Wrong again! I hope there is a crack in the ground. What a pity! Sit down! After a while, an old lady came up, trembling A B: Hey, hey! I knew you would do it again! Considering that you may be a student, I have prepared a storm for you to review cross talk on campus (evening self-study stage): Liu stretched himself and said, Tomorrow is the exam, and I want to review it well. I'll go to bed after reviewing! Jane: (walking in slowly with his hand behind his back): Ahem, Liu Xiaoyu, are you ready for tomorrow's exam? Liu: Ready, Dad! Jane: What? Liu: No, I'm used to screaming at home. Yes, sir! Jane: Well, ok, let me test you first! Liu: OK, you just asked about astronomy, geography, history, literature, mathematics, Chinese and chemistry. Jane: OK, I teach Chinese. Let me test some of your ancient poems first: How about a pear behind a begonia? Liu: Millions of heroes cross the river! Jane dropped her glasses, picked them up and wiped her sweat. Forget it. How about two more orioles singing with green willows? Liu: An almond came out of the wall. Hey, teacher, can you make it harder? It's too simple. Jane was speechless: it's very simple. Ok (quietly saying to the audience: Hey, hey, I'll make couplets and see how you do it), let's do couplets! Jane: Remember, since God has given talents, let them work! . Liu: The mouse's son can make holes! Jane fell and got up: longan, litchi and papaya are all beautiful fruits in Lingnan. See how you are right! Say! Liu: Teacher, don't be so fierce. Look at me. As he spoke, he posed as an eagle: the second couplet is of course Shaolin Wudang Emei, all of which are authentic Wulin! ! ! Jane vomited blood crazily: You are unbelievable! Peeking at the leopard in the pipe! Liu: I know, teacher. Peeking at the leopard in the pipe scared me! Jane stepped down. Shang: Examination is a magic weapon for teachers, but copying is a unique skill for students! Liu: Hello, Director Shang, what brings you here? Shawn: Don't befriend me. Let me ask you something. Are you angry with Miss Jane? Liu: (winking) No, director Shang: I can't watch it anymore. I wish I didn't. Did you review the history class? Liu: OK, 100% wrong! Jane: Well, 100% what! ! ! Liu: a slip of the tongue, or a slip of the tongue: forget it, I won't care about it with you. I will count on you to answer a few questions. Go to bed and have a good rest if you get the right answer. Liu: OK, go ahead! Shang: Yes, what are Li Hongzhang's deeds? Liu: It's very simple. He applied for the Olympic Games, launched the biggest peasant uprising in Spain, and joined the Red Army. He was the fifth chairman! Shang: @ $ # $% $ #% Shang: (Angry) Another Chinese dynasty sequence Liu (thinking for a moment): Qin Shang, of course. Xia, Shang, Zhou, Chunqiu all nodded and smiled. Liu: Then Guan Yu took the Monkey King as his teacher, and the three countries unified the world, then the Qing Dynasty, which was destroyed by the Ming Dynasty, then the Yuan Dynasty, then the Tang Dynasty, and then the Shang Dynasty. But you know the third son of China, right? Confucius, Laozi. There is another one? Liu: Crazy! Joan: I'm crazy. This is, Jane walked in. This article is transferred from: Jane: Director, nod your head when you are going crazy. Jane: Long live understanding. Then he looked up and said to Liu, you! Give me another poem! Liu looked helpless and whispered, What's the matter? Then he said: Oh. Jane: What about the last words that pedestrians want to die on the road? Liu raised his hand: three ghosts knocked at the door in the middle of the night! Jane was speechless again. Shang said: It seems that you are really the hardest thing for me to ask you from China. ! ! ! Liu: Salute and say: Yeah! Still angry, he said, poor is immune. Give me a solution! ! ! Liu Ye roared: Money makes wives! ! ! ! ShangJian four eyes relative, quickly ran out. Liu continued to roar: teacher, don't go, I have three stooges, and they all taste the same! ! ! Jane: Director, this guy is hopeless. Jean: Great minds think alike. All failed in the last exam, and they were born with broken bellies. Jane: However, that guy's composition is OK. Their substitute teacher laughed at it last time. Jane: Oh? That guy is not hopeless, go and see! Jane: No, Director. Shang (with a full face of spring, she took the paper, then suddenly changed her face and read): My sister's speech was "earth-shattering", she saw the delicious food "she was so happy" and found something "earth-shattering". When she was lovelorn, she cried for the land and asked me for money. Now that she is finally married, it's really "thank goodness". . . . . Hehehehehehehehehe (then walks beside him insanely) Jane: What's the matter, let me have a look again? Confessions of animals Wang Wang Wang (a lot) At this moment, Liu Jin came in, shook his head and said, "The doors where people go in and out are locked, and the dog hole is locked." A voice shouted: lock it all! Good poem, good poem! Jane, Jane: Oh, my God! ! ! Allegro: Is learning important or not? Cherish every day. It is precious to waste time. You should also pay attention to quality in your study, and don't be like him (pointing to Liu): just make up the number!