Rabbit is the sprint champion of all previous small animal competitions, but he can't swim. Once, the rabbit was chased by the wolf to the river and almost caught. For the all-round development of small animals, the Animal Management Bureau sent rabbits to swimming training classes, as well as puppies, turtles and squirrels. Dogs and turtles learn to swim, and they have another skill. They are very happy: rabbits and squirrels have spent a long time not studying, and they are very upset. The wild duck, the coach of the training class, said: I can swim on two legs, but you can't swim on four legs? 90% success comes from sweat. Come on! Sip!
Critic frog sighed with emotion: rabbits run so well! Why only focus on weak training, not developing special skills?
Thinker crane said: survival requires more than one skill! Rabbits can't learn to swim, but they have to make holes. Squirrels can't learn to swim, but they have to climb trees.
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Wild ducks also have spring.
Recently, illegal crossing of the river was rectified, and wild ducks lost their jobs. The mother duck and duckling said that they both made a fortune by watching Pleasant Goat on TV. Our family is too poor to find a job and we don't want to find a way because of the recent economic crisis.
The wild duck is very unhappy. He thinks he can't make a fortune without a skill. He doesn't win the lottery every day. what should he do ？ As he spoke, he began to cry and quack sadly. Suddenly, neighbor critic frog and thinker crane came over and asked, who made the wild duck? The duck told her story with a runny nose and tears. Frog and crane smiled and comforted the duck and said, it's a piece of cake. We helped you plan it, but we made money, so we shared the profits. The ducks listened to them, and everyone laughed together.
Rabbit is a superstar in animal sports and a champion in sprint. He is very proud. One day, the rabbit was walking by the river. A wolf suddenly attacked the rabbit out of thin air. The rabbit ran, ran and ran to the river, desperate. The wolf said he would hurt the rabbit. Suddenly, a duck appeared in the river. The duck said: the embodiment of justice, the perfect wild duck. The rabbit was knocked down by lightning. The wolf said: you can't swim, so I will eat you! The wild duck said, I'll carry you across the river. Come on! He said, cross the river with a rabbit. Suddenly, paparazzi came running, flashing lights, and the wolf disappeared.
The next day, the newspaper headline was "Great Duck, Wild Duck!" The wild duck saves the sprint champion, "Is the rabbit with high scores and low energy?" "The Animal Sports Bureau should reform the selection system" and so on. Leopard, director of animal sports bureau, was very upset when he saw the newspaper. Suddenly someone knocked at the door, yo! Lao Qing and Lao He, you are here! Frogs and cranes come to the leopard. Q: Laobao, what are you thinking?
Hey, to be honest, this rabbit
Haha, that's why we are here. Let me give you an idea.
On the third day, director leopard, wild duck, rabbit, frog and crane went to the Sports Bureau to hold the inauguration ceremony of the second animal skills training center. The leopard director served as the director, but I didn't expect the wild duck to serve as the deputy director. At the same time, the wild ducks were awarded an award for their bravery. The wild ducks were so happy that they couldn't keep their mouths shut. At the same time, under the lens of TV station, Director Bao said happily: We set up this center in time for the overall quality and viability of animals, and introduced market-oriented operation at the same time.
The rabbit is very grateful to the wild duck and learns to swim seriously, but he just can't. Many animals have heard that animal sports stars such as champion rabbits are coming, and the cost is really not cheap. The annual fee per person 19999 yuan is still favorable. It is impossible to find someone. In this way, 1000 animals were registered in three days. The rabbit has never seen so much money in his life, so there is something mentioned in the title part.
Wild ducks are very grateful to frogs and cranes. The crane said not to thank us. Moles that can dig holes and monkeys that can climb trees are waiting for me to plan. The frog said there was more. Don't forget the human cost of wolves and paparazzi. The wild duck nodded knowingly. Accompanied by the melody of "Wild ducks also have spring", wild ducks and leopards talked about the next expansion plan.
Comments: The content is vulgar, promoting money worship and unhealthy trends, poisoning children's hearts, which does not conform to the current ideological education purpose and the construction of a harmonious society. 12' s study was in vain! Give you points, and I won't be a teacher!
Rabbit, you are a silly rabbit.
Ah, rabbit, after reading this report, I can't help but send you a big word from the heart: stupid!
Don't you think, what is the zoo for? Animal management! Are wolves animals? You almost
He ate it all. Why does the zoo not even fart? Why not punish the wolf and force the rabbit to learn to swim? If justice is usually done, how can wolves drive rabbits out of the zoo? The lion of justice belongs to the zoo, silly rabbit!
If the wolf forces you to the river, the zoo will trick you into signing up for a swimming class. The next time a wolf forces you to the edge of a cliff, will he cheat you into signing up for a flying class? Did the wolf kick you out just to scare you into signing up for this class? What is the relationship between wolves and zoos? Do you have a brain? Stupid rabbit!
If you are stupid, you are still stupid. Do you know who started this training course? The zoo opened it! Coach Duck is the brother-in-law of director Wang Ba! You pay them training fees in turn. Return 90% sweat, come on! Ga ga! Shit! He is a duck. Are you a duck? You don't want to think about it. Your family won't be able to swim from your grandfather's grandfather's generation. He can teach you how to swim in the zoo for a few days. Does this fit the rabbit's feelings? Isn't the training fee paid for nothing? And Brazilian tortoise and golden retriever. You are more stupid. You were born to swim, and you spent this money to get a certificate? Can he stop you from swimming without a certificate? Wolves can't eat you if they have a certificate? Speaking of which, I have to talk about you, Jin Mao. You are also a famous dog. In the face of bad guys, you only know how to run away and spend money to learn how to be Reservoir Dogs. Aren't you ashamed?
In the face of criminals, why doesn't the zoo encourage everyone to unite and fight, but learn how to escape? Facing the threat of wolves, it is not a question of learning to swim, not a question of versatile and all-round development, but a question of survival! Why do you have to learn to swim when you are dead? I don't think this zoo is necessary! Administrative inaction, be a traitor to the wolf, silly rabbit!
Rabbit, I scold you because you fail to live up to expectations. Are you a little independent? What others say is what others say. The duck says I can swim on two legs, but you can't swim on four legs? Is that human talk? According to this, centipedes swim fastest. 90% success comes from sweat, bah! Is he a successful duck? Be the best duck in the world? Learn from him, silly rabbit!
And those two experts, these elites become trumpeters when they are full. I was annoyed when the toad jumped out in tears last year, but at present I can't be impatient because there are more critical things. Didn't he say the same thing last year? Now that the wolf is in trouble, is it more critical? He jumped out of this weakness and specialty again, which is called diverting attention and mixing water! Stupid rabbit! They brainwashed you together, didn't you see?
That crane is an idiot and needs more than one skill to survive! Rabbits can't learn to swim, but they have to make holes. Nonsense, you have been chased to the river. Is it still time to make a hole? So you trust experts, silly rabbit!
Is it your rabbit's fault that the wolf kicked you out? You didn't even get a chance to report it. If you report it, the Justice Lion may accuse you of subverting the zoo. Lions and wolves are tools of zoo dictatorship. How did you report them? But what good will it do you if such bad guys are not eradicated? Learn to swim, can you afford to hide? I'm telling you, dogs can fly and wolves can swim! Wolves are the ancestors of dogs! It's no use signing up for work. Next time you go out, you'd better take pedicure knife!
Listen to me, silly rabbit!
Comments: It is suggested that the education system encourage this kind of composition. Learning is not to echo the preferences of teachers or the public, but to cultivate students with ideas and personalities, which is the success of education.
Rabbits at the sports meeting
In the story, the rabbit is the champion and winner. Successful people in life are forgiven, such as singing well, swearing, and even taking drugs; For example, when you become president, there is nothing wrong with making some lifestyle mistakes. However, in this story, when the champion rabbit wants to learn swimming that he will never learn, this logic is very problematic. For example, let Yao Ming sing nunchakus. No, let him learn Li Ning's somersault and Liu Xiang's hurdle.
In the story, the parents of small animals did not appear, so they could not make irresponsible remarks about swimming training and exercise custody. Small animals have no choice but to attend training classes. These two points are totally illogical.
So, what is the reason for learning to swim? We can only say it's ridiculous because the wolf chased it to the river. First of all, is it the rabbit's fault that the wolf chases the rabbit? Besides, what if you catch up with a cliff instead of a river? At this time, the Animal Management Bureau gave a ridiculous reason for the all-round development of animals. Where does this logic come from? Obviously, it is a survival crisis for wolves to chase rabbits! Please note that when the rabbit is facing a crisis of survival, the Animal Management Bureau wants it to participate in training in the name of making it versatile! The logic of this fable