The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!
Oh, dear, my clothes have lost weight again.
No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend to be TM!
The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!
Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
It is difficult for rich people to have no money!
I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!
What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"
I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!
You can go as far as you want!
Rogues are not afraid, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.
My guest, please respect yourself. Little girls only sell themselves, not technology.
You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!
I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.
Teacher! Just follow that old woman!
I love you! What do you care?
What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!
Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there is always some!
Like is a touch of love; Love is deep love!
I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person. Take care of yourself if you have the ability, or let me take care of you honestly!
You stay there! Wait for me to fly there!
The rain has stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I will sweep the world for you.
You are mine. I hear it's cheap to get married now. The civil affairs bureau got it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!
You idiot, stand behind me when this happens!
Come with me. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.
Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.
Like me. This is the need of the revolution, you know? !
You won't fold your clothes and stay there! I'll fold it later!
I must give you happiness, and no one will stop me.
As long as you want, as long as I have, what are you doing outside? Stay with me.
Listen to me. Why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, but you are still going the wrong way.
Come with me. It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll fucking cut him.
You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!
If you look at me again, I'll eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.
I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?
Life is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.
The person I love, I want to give her happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.
I must find you when I miss you.
Don't you bully him! I am the only one in the world!
Give up you, next life! !
The best things in the world should belong to me, including you! !
Can you die if you like it first? Stop fooling around and listen.
Leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or because the trees don't stay?
Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
What can I do to kill your lover?
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet, went in, and went out to know everything.
Nu Wa shoots every day.
God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
I have lost my appetite when I see you. What about sexual desire?
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.
I want to puppy love, but it's too late.
The failure of others is my happiness!
Directory of network buzzwords
The latest online buzzword recorded 1, and a message was sent in the circle of friends, saying that I was lovelorn, and no one comforted me, but a group of people liked it.
2. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
Give the monkey a tree and the tiger a mountain.
5, overtime, forgetting to eat and sleep is sometimes likely to be a manifestation of inefficiency and working ability.
6, calm because you are not afraid of death, I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
7. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.
I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.
9. Is surfing the Internet interesting? In order to find out this problem, I have been surfing the Internet.
10, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but it was all made up.
1 1. Some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the painless abortion discount.
12, boring, is a person's feelings for the plate after eating the food on it.
13, only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.
14, a good reputation is a woman's best dowry.
15, think big and do it down-to-earth.
16, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?
17, we always practice smiling and finally become people who dare not cry.
18, people are sad, not because love is over, but because it is over and love is still there.
19, the bad guys do a good thing called going back to the shore, and the good guys do a bad thing called wetting the bed at dawn.
20. In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?
2 1, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.
22. If my existence is a kind of harm to you, then I can live proudly.
23, since I can play QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect.
24. The process of doing business is the process of constantly urging others to relax their vigilance while maintaining their high vigilance.
25. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.
26. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters, and shameless charm when smoking!
27. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.
28, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!
29. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
30. If you want to succeed, be crazy first and keep your mind simple.
3 1, two kinds of people are hopeless: those who disobey orders and those who obey them.
32. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a health certificate is that it is not hung on the wall.
From a professional point of view, what you do is no different from anything.
There are no roads in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be a toll booth.
35. They are all earthlings. What quality did you tell me?
36. You are the only channel in my heart. The most hateful thing is that there are no advertisements yet.
37. Failure is the mother of success, but who knows who is the father of success?
38. Life is impermanent. What matters most is not where you are, but where you are going.
39. How can you be so calm about someone who has a crush on me?
40. Impulse means that you are still passionate about life, always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.
4 1, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.
42. I am so desperate to shut up the people who once looked down on me.
43. Take patience as a blessing; Take politeness as a blessing.
44. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.
45. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
46. If you don't want to do it, you will find one or countless excuses; If you want to do it, you will think of one or countless ways.
47, go, go out to pick up money, I want to work hard to get rich!
48. There is pure friendship between men and women because girls are not beautiful enough.
49. How dare I fall when there is no one behind?
50. Try to get what you don't have, but when you have it, you don't know how to cherish it.
5 1, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!
52. I can't stand it anymore!
53. Primary schools form teams, with piles of middle school students and pairs of college students.
I won't learn well until my cell collapses, and I won't go home until my cell collapses.
55. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you shouldn't think.
56. I like you. What do you care? If possible, do you like me?
You know I'm waiting for your mother! Don't tell your dad!
58. There is an affectionate and mean attitude and a state of idleness.
59. The butterfly will fly again next season, so that the sunset can witness that the cactus has had its true love, even if the fragrance is gone.
My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.
6 1, being in the social circle is an annoyance, but detachment is simply a tragedy.
62. The best and worst people make history, while mediocre people race.
63. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
64. I am different from you because I am human.
65. I am very happy. I have enough money to surf the internet again!
66. Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will be broken from time to time.
67. If you can't be amazing, you should be amazingly ugly.
68. Most elderly people object too much, discuss too long, act too late and regret too early.
69. If the God of Wealth opens the door, it doesn't matter. The key is whether I open the door for him.
70. The beginning and end of some stories are predestined, and no matter how many times the process can be changed by the Moonlight Box.
7 1, the love between two people can't be maintained by a third person, otherwise a person is destined to become a doll.
72. I said to keep a low profile, but you gave me applause and screams.
73. It is not the distant mountain that makes people tired, but a grain of sand in their shoes.
74. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.
When I was a child, I had a dream that I would be a handsome boy when I grew up. I didn't expect it to come true!
76. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.
77. The river turned around and we stood on the other side, calling for a boat that couldn't wait to cross the time.
If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
79. Color TV sets are becoming more and more gaudy, and fewer and fewer people can distinguish between black and white.
80. The memories you give can only stay in the past, and you can only wait until the next century if you want to go back.
8 1, I want to abandon the whole world just to isolate myself. It's not that I like loneliness, but that I'm afraid I can't stand the temptation of others.
82. I will not be struck by lightning, otherwise my world would have been struck by lightning.
83. I would rather hit the wall than face the wall at home.
84. Falling in love is not so easy. Everyone has his temper. After the age of dreaming, it is better to take your time than to be vigorous.
85. The most precious thing in life is to choose, and the most rare thing in life is to let go.
When you plan to start a new business, you can start it when one or two people out of ten agree, so it won't be too late.
87. Being a parent is a very professional occupation, but most parents go to work without any training.
88. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly.
89. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.
90. I will make the person who tripped me never stand up. I will never let those who help me fall.
9 1, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.
92. Watch yourself go through ups and downs and watch your friends go through ups and downs.
93, it will be dark, people will change, three points love, seven points cheat, life is still a long way, at some point, who is crazy.
94. Take off my clothes. I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada.
95. It's his business to say or not, my business to listen or not, and your business to believe or not.
96. Congratulations on watching the four-hour Spring Festival Gala. You have defeated 99% of the users in China.
97. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there must be a hole beside it.
98. If you have children like Sun Zhongmou, and if you want a father, you can go to Kim Il Sung.
99. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
100, no three no four, you consider the feeling of two.
10 1. Those who have the courage to commit suicide are bears, and those who have the courage to live are heroes.
102, I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.
103, what makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.
104, it turns out that a master's degree is like a grain of rice under your feet. If you don't take it, you are uncomfortable. If you take it, you can't eat it.
105, the so-called survival means that after a disaster, you get no sympathy, but inexplicable congratulations.
106, on the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.
107, living is to make money, and making money is to live!
108, the most poisonous hatred in the world is predestined friends.
109, when you want to lose something, please think about it and don't lose face. -words on garbage cans and garbage bins in Chengdu.
1 10, I put 10,000 vows in a machine gun and fire at you. You're lying in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid bullets!
1 1 1. When a person has a dream of flying, there is no reason not to stand up even when crawling.
1 12. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. There is no wife in the old lady's cake.
1 13, be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!
1 14. In front of the enemy, whoever calms down first will not be far from victory.
1 15, all the questions in the world can be answered with nothing to do with you and me. Suddenly I feel so busy.
1 16, Baidu, you said you know everything. Let me ask you, do you understand me?
1 17, men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.
1 18, the so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.
The conclusion is where you are too lazy to think. The end of the road is still the road, as long as you are willing to go.
120, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.
12 1, men like obedient women, but if men like a woman, people will listen to her unnoticed.
122, everyone has their own forest, the lost people are lost, and the people they meet will meet again.
123, what are you looking at? I've never seen a pig!
124, cheating is risky, so be careful when you lie.
125, if you are a wolf, practice your teeth, if you are a sheep, practice your legs.
126, you don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the plunge on Monday morning.
127, the state is dry and waits for no one.
128, I still believe in love, but I have learned that love is by no means the whole of life.
129, all people are ordinary, and some people really become ordinary people because they know this.
130, people who know me are worried about me, and people who don't know me say what I want?
I hope I can get your protection when I am injured.
1, the lover of the person I love please be kind to the person I love.
Possession is a strange thing, and I will be unhappy when others mention your name.
I don't want to talk to you any more as long as I see you close to others.
You will definitely appreciate your present efforts in the future.
It doesn't matter what unimportant people think of me.
6. The most unforgettable love is that it comes to an abrupt end before it is enough.
7. [I haven't looked up at the color of the sky and the birds in the distance for a long time in my memory]
8. If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say don't let me guess. Very tired.
9. Study hard and want to go to school every day.
10, there are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.
1 1, I know it's luck to be hurt, but I didn't.
12, tortured by reality into a scheming madman? It doesn't matter how busy you are, what matters is. The biggest trouble and problem in life is not knowing your goals.
13, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.
14, the original time has been there, but we are flying.
15, those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.
16, loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.
17, you changed from a girlfriend to his sister. You are really interesting.
18, sincerity does not mean to blame others for their shortcomings, but to say not to compliment others for their shortcomings.
19, singing the loneliness you gave me in a low voice and laughing into the most beautiful flower of that season.
20, poverty, you are the source of human art, you give great inspiration to poets-(Emil)
2 1, [If you are not enthusiastic, you will not feel the indifference of others]
22. If young people have the spirit of youth, this spirit is optimism. Mao dun
23. When you are young, if you love, don't say forever, say cherish.
24. The head teacher's mouth is like gold AK47, full of explosive power.
25. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.
26. Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. Holding a lighter, holding a textbook, you won't order anywhere.
We're not like this. Love was supposed to belong to me.
28. There are always people pretending to be B, holding mineral water, but pretending to drink coke.
29. Strong confidence can overcome inner demons and generate invincible courage.
As long as the road is right, we are not afraid of the long road.
Internet buzzwords
The latest online buzzword sentence 1, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.
2. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research.
Today, a group of Japanese came to visit our school. To tell the truth, this is the first time I've seen a Japanese wearing clothes!
True happiness lies not in whether the goal is achieved, but in the struggle to achieve it. Because, doing what you like, no matter how tired and hard you are, is a kind of enjoyment and happiness.
5. What is the meaning of life journey? It is nothing more than unloading the disguised self in the tempering of time and memory again and again.
6. A small part of the fatigue of life comes from survival, and a small part comes from comparison.
7. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.
God, my clothes have lost weight again!
9. A love that is not taken over needs not pain, but that moment, a forgotten moment. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but whiteness.
There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.
1 1. If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather be wrong again.
12. Most elderly people object too much, discuss too long, act too late and regret too early.
13, the arrival of the god of luck is often just because you look at it more, think more and take one more step.
14, alive will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.
15, the so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.
16, country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?
17, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.
18, I did very well in this exam, and only failed in arts and science.
19, carve a trace for you in my heart and remember everything about you.
20. What makes you sad now will be forgotten in the future. What makes you happy now may not be with you in the future. When you are in love, you say the present, and when you get married, you choose the future. You can fall in love, not necessarily a good man. I won't fall in love, but I may be a good husband. Choosing a man depends on people's heart and character.
2 1, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!
22. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field!
23. If life plays tricks on you, as long as you firmly believe, it will stir up colorful waves in the long river of life.
24. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war between angels and demons. To get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all rolled away.
25. If we still have fate, we will go back to each other after a short walk.
It's not your fault to see you, but it's your fault if you stand in my way. What is sin? This is a sin!
27. The road to success is always under construction.
28. Andersen: What thoughts did you use to write the cruelest world?
29. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.
30. Don't love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.
3 1, in fact, people in pain know that they should let go, but they still can't let go. Just because I don't want to, I can't, I can't. Of course, no matter how painful it is, it will eventually pass. There are only two situations: one is that what you have is getting better, and the other is that time has turned your thoughts into desires.
32. I'm not a TV. Don't always stare at me.
33. If you have pain in your heart, don't go to see the meteor often. Maybe the pain will be relieved as the meteor crosses the sky.
Failure doesn't mean that you have wasted your time and life. Failure means you have reason to start over.
Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.
36. Dreams, like classics, never fade with time, but are more precious.
37. Life is full of memorable landscapes, which come from nature and from the depths of our pure souls. When we can learn to face everything calmly and enjoy life, we will blend in with the most beautiful scenery.
38. When men make money, they want to divorce their wives. When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.
39. Before a man goes to work, it is usually his wife who wears a tie. Before a man goes to bed, his lover often unbuttons his belt.
40. I'm desperate to walk past a bitch in high heels, combing my hair and wearing delicate makeup in a few years.
4 1. Everyone is a navigator on a calm sea. However, only sunshine without shadow, only joy without pain, that is not life. Take the life of the happiest person as an example, it is a tangled hemp thread. In the sober moments of life, under the shadow of sadness and sadness, people are closest to their true selves.
42. When I was a child, I thought that naked marriage meant getting married without clothes.
43. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.
44. There are many chapters in this big book of life, and the beginning is often not wonderful, but since it is written by yourself, you must first become a reader.
45. Knowledge is a kind of food, the more you eat, the hungrier you get.
46. Where the law of the jungle prevails, people will not sympathize with the weak.
47. That man seems nice, I don't know. The pixels are relatively low!
48. You have never been a swordsman, but if you are cheap, you will be invincible.
49. It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it is nothing.
50, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.
5 1, when there are legends in the rivers and lakes, if it is not full of storms, I am sorry for the audience.
52. While others are holding hands, I take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is not happy to bite.
53. I like listening to old songs, and I can slowly recall the past in old songs.
54. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, love is all about saving face.
Everything except washing hands frequently is related to SARS. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I call by plane until six o'clock?
56. Being in love like an adult is sometimes in a bad mood.
You can't find your way, just because you dare not get lost. You can find your way because you dare to believe it.
58. With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air and has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.
59. What is lost will always come back in another form.
60. Musashi Miyamoto said: Who can stop the death of the young warrior? They can't hear, they can't hear.
6 1. Write love as an immortal legend of Enemy at the Gates. Then, will you cross the ice and snow?
62. Knowing that without me in my heart, I will never get the person I want, but I can't help but let you see the truest me and cover up the injured me.
63. Timid people are afraid of danger; Cowards are afraid of danger; After the danger, the brave man was afraid.
64. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.
65. Hugging is the most alienated gesture, because you will never see the other person's expression.
66. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes it's because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off; Sometimes it's because I don't know which platform to get off at. What about men and women who never get married? They are bus drivers.
67. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!
68. The pledge of eternal love is a heavyweight commitment, which often embarrasses mountains and seas.
Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.
My only weakness is that I have a lot of money, and now it's almost perfect.
7 1, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me.
72. The mistress is also very pitiful, but she is also very annoying. She lost her dignity for that love.
After so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.
74. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.
75. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.
76. Born, easy; Live, relax. Life is not easy.
77. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.
78. Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.
79. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.
80. Happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.
8 1, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
Remember, the people who love you the most in the world are your parents.
83. You can be very individual, but please exercise restraint at certain times.
84, popularity is good or bad, only know the day of the funeral.
85. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I miss the past, or I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.
86. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.
87. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
88. Although michel platini and her boyfriend have different meanings these days, what they do is similar.
89. What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.
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