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Jiulong water control
As the name implies, there are many dragons in Kowloon to control water, but there are no dragons to control sex. Up to now, it means that one thing belongs to multiple departments, but it is impossible to handle it well because of disagreement. Now it is used to describe the pattern of division.

Recently, our school has changed its principal, patted its head, reused young people and promoted young cadres. So there is a thriving situation in our school: every four people have a leader. It is the front-line teachers who lead the way and suffer by themselves. So there are all kinds of strange phenomena.

Strange one: a fulfilling day for the seventh grade Chinese teacher.

At 6: 30 in the morning, I am on duty, and the whole school attends lectures, online teaching and research, large-scale teaching and research in the Chinese group of the whole school, small-scale teaching and research in the seventh grade group, and then on duty. Get off work at twelve twenty. Stealing leisure from your busy schedule: punching in and out of work, studying in a powerful country for 30 minutes, patrolling various WeChat groups, constantly praising and forwarding replies, and patrolling the ivory tower. Afternoon: go to school at 1: 30, attend class, change homework and be on duty. Get off work at six forty.

? What a full day! I have traveled all the battlefields and taken more than 24,000 steps.

What is a teacher now? It's a kannika nimtragol wrapped in smelly foot cloth. There are too many mother-in-law, and no mother-in-law can afford to offend. Water control in Kowloon is nothing more than having a few more mothers-in-law.

Weird image 2: Go on a training vacation.

A music teacher received a training notice and ran four floors to ask her mother-in-law for leave.

Go to the seventh grade on the first floor, take a leave, sign a note, and transfer the music lessons of four classes; I went to the eighth grade on the second floor, asked for leave, signed a note, and transferred to four classes in music class. I went to the second half of the seventh grade to ask for leave and signed a note, and transferred the comprehensive literature class of two classes; Go to the fourth floor to ask for leave from the director of the teaching and research section, sign it, and agree to travel for training. Go to the leadership of the Political and Educational Affairs Office of the competent department on the fourth floor to ask for leave, and go to the office in charge of attendance on the fourth floor to say. Otherwise, the five fake notes written in front are useless. I feel dizzy. Forget it [dizzy] [dizzy] [dizzy] one by one, because of the water control in Kowloon, I have to ask for leave!

? Water control in Kowloon, all kinds of formalism endlessly torment teachers. The school lost its center and the teachers lost their jobs.

? Education needs to be quiet, and not disturbing is the best support.

The teacher's idea is very simple, that is, he wants to have a quiet class and not be disturbed.

? But what has the holy land become now?

? As my colleagues lamented: the holy land should be noble and upright, but now it is filthy! The team should be Qi Xin's cooperation, but now it's overreaching! Blow it up and cater to the sacred meaning; Fake fake, ungrounded! Lang lang gan Kun, the sky is clear, intrigue, lament! ! !

? Perhaps inadvertently, teachers have been blown a fairy tale: Hehe, little guy, the best way to abolish you is to keep you busy.

Busy and ineffective, busy and unreal. What a busy and tired new semester!