Comic sketch (traffic accident) characters: male policeman, female driver, male driver Location: At the crossroads, the male driver came on with a bang. Male driver: Who is so wicked! Can you drive? What are you doing with the green light brake? Great, I hit it! (Cat bends down) Oh, whose car is this! The license plate number is tough! (00544) Let me try. Today, you hit a brick. Just try my license plate number (44944). I really don't believe it. Not if you dare not. . . . Woman driver: What are you talking about? If the idea of drinking cold water is full of teeth on your back, then you just had an embarrassing quarrel with your husband and thought it was fun. Great, let people catch up with you! I want to ask, who is chasing my car! (walks over), who can drive? Who's chasing me! Male driver: I chased you, why! Woman driver: Have you been drinking? No wonder you drive so fast! Male driver: Who's been drinking? I drank wine yesterday. The traffic police said to the traffic police: I just got angry with my wife and am trying to make up. Suddenly, news came from the bureau. For the sake of smooth traffic in the city, what is the relationship with several daughter-in-law? Isn't it? Friends! Female driver: traffic police brother! (Brother reads Gege) Why did you come here? I have been waiting for you for a long time! Traffic Police: Sorry, I'm not familiar with you. Now is my working time. You can call me officer Wang. Thank you. Male driver: (covering his mouth and laughing) Kiss up! It's a donkey cart! Female driver: Hate traffic police: (Salute to gay men) Hello, please show me your driver's license! Male driver: traffic police comrade! I left my driver's license at home! Traffic Police: Name Male Driver: Liu Mang Female Driver is laughing. Traffic Police: Are you a hooligan? Male driver: Yes, I am the rogue traffic policeman: Really? The male driver took out his ID card and handed it to the traffic police. Male driver: Look, I'm not lying to you! I am definitely a real hooligan. Traffic Police: Ok, I know you are a hooligan! You drank today! Male driver: Uncle policeman, I dare say that I definitely didn't drink today. I drank it yesterday, and now my strength is not over! Traffic Police: What is your logic? Please accept the alcohol tester immediately. Woman driver: Officer Wang, he certainly didn't drink any. As soon as he got off the bus, he said he was chasing me, and he was still embarrassed! Male driver: When did I say chasing you? I have a good wife at home, and she has long been taken by a famous flower! Do you think I am handsome and have other ideas about me? Sister, I'm telling you! This is a harmonious society!