I am not crazy, but I have never been normal.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
I won't learn well until the cell collapses, and I won't go home until the cell collapses.
My schizophrenia has been cured, and now I and I are fine.
6. Well, your ugliness can set off the beauty of the world.
7. You are my Olay, but the trash can is your destination.
8. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
9. Once upon a time, there was a donkey who ate grass with his head buried, and then he died of a cerebral hemorrhage.
10, you look like a joke and live like crap.
1 1. A fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by a blind man. The deaf man was startled by a loud roar.
12. When two male turtles fight, the most ruthless move is to turn each other over.
13, your head was kicked by a donkey to the door and squeezed.
14, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
15, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, I can't have both, and I left.
16, grandpa said: after watching the news broadcast for decades, I didn't see the finale.
17, I am more worried about going to school every day and the teacher has no classes.
18, tired? Tired is right, comfort is reserved for the dead.
19, the best diet pill is to watch you while eating.
20, enjoy a moment of brain blank every day, my mind is simpler.
2 1, ouch, you drag like Wu Dalang's wife.
22, drinking is to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.
23. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button!
24, others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.
25. I bought a bottle of mineral water and took a sip-fake! How is it fake? It has been watered.
Very humorous and interesting mood phrases.
If you want to live in my heart, please behave yourself.
That so-called strength is just that meaningless bluff.
My brilliant youth lingers in your palm.
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.
Can you pretend that I'm the only one in your heart and everyone else is out?
The vows made are only mutual perfunctory and deception.
Oh, I'm just used to habits I'm not used to.
No one in this world is qualified to be with you except me.
A rain, an umbrella, a street, walking alone.
A person went ashore alone, so crowded that only loneliness remained.
I am determined to give you happiness, and no one will stop me.
You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!
Don't be silly, lie to me with your so-called oath.
When I miss you, I am a little happy and a little sad.
If life is first seen, the Tao is ordinary.
The only thing I have to do is to obey the rules and only love you.
Lie prone on the table and gradually outline the outline of happiness.
No one can control my happiness because I want to live.
Delete a section, let time gradually kill away the memory.
Looking up at the sky quietly, just looking for the so-called smile.
I like you so much that you will die.
You see, I will be braver in a strange future.
Meat is a thing that grows too big, and the chest is a flat thing.
As long as you live better than me and die earlier than me.
You give my lover and I'll give it to you.
I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.
Who is urging me to grow up and lose my way?
The whole world can see the sadness in my eyes, except you.
I can't hold your hand, so I choose to let go.
Silence for too long, but I can't find a reason to be sad.
Before getting used to it, we were strangers to each other.
No vows, no promises, it doesn't matter.
Love is just a bubble, so fragile that it will break at the touch.
Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, tears really won't fall.
I just think like is different from love, that's all.
Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.
I miss you so much that I love you enough to kill you.
Give me a woman and I can create an orc.
One day, the phone was walking on the road and suddenly hung up!
Pants lose their belts before they know what dependence is.
I am a little bee, and I am busy picking flowers all day.
In short, I just want to hold your hand and go on.
I really don't know what I'm waiting for, but the ending is clear.
A life without lovelorn love is an incomplete life.
A heart with a big fist can't bear so much.
Turn off the light and leave me alone. I count my thoughts, so many.
I love you forever.
Only after the injury did I understand that happiness comes and goes quickly.
I'm too busy to know what to do.
I treat you like a human being, but you bark like a dog?
Life is death!
Ferment pain with mood and make happy steamed bread!
One fell into a limp, then turned around and flashed back.
When I close my eyes, I seem to see my future.
Say Buddhist scriptures three hundred times a day, and the beauty of money will be recorded!
You put bricks on the toilet, you push yourself too high.
Funny mood phrases that make people happy.
Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
Why didn't you give me an award after raising Tencent for so long?
Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.
Playing with a broadsword in the field will scare the mowers.
Life is like a chicken feather, and your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feather.
There are few women that men think are suitable for them before marriage, but many women are suitable for them after marriage.
As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.
We only have one earth, so we should love it. There is only one me on the earth, so we should love me, too!
Martial arts is high, but also afraid of kitchen knives. I was hanging my clothes and knocking on a brick.
When the tide goes out, you will know who is swimming naked.
Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
Gender: male, hobby: female
Xiao Qiang gave a speech in JH, and the people below were all listening attentively. Xiao Qiang said: I hate two kinds of people: one is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate.
My advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I keep a low profile.
When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, "if you pester me again, I will die."
Go to school, go to the kitchen, be king of fighters, be a gangster, be out of shape and still be strong!
Don't forget, there are not only roses, but also prickly cacti.
Me Before You, my world is white. After I met you, it was all dark.
If you are handsome, you can eat it as a meal. I can feed all of Asia.
Just now, the teacher told me to open the window. A boy stood up and said to the teacher, "Open your sister." .
Don't think you are a gourd baby just because there is a lump of shit on the melon seeds.
Be happier and laugh more when you are alive, because it will be ugly and scary to laugh suddenly after you die.
The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.
Once I turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.
It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him!
You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.
Very interesting phrases in life.
1, don't make your girlfriend blue, because she makes you green, and don't make your boyfriend red, because he makes you yellow.
2, pleasing to the eye, chased, well, kissed, quarreled, faded, tired, dispersed, pretended not to know, scolded you behind your back, completely ignorant, let me collapse.
In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
4, one by one, isn't it just that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.
Be a man like Conan, and have a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.
6. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
7. I love you! What do you care?
8. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
9. The class bell is more pleasing to the ear than the national anthem, and the class bell collapses more than embarrassment.
10, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
1 1. Today 10086 has news again. He still cares about me so much, but I hope he can add "Happy April Fool's Day!"
12, half a year ago, in order to motivate myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts ... Today, my colleague passed by my seat, only to see him fall back thoughtfully and whisper in my ear: That ... Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is quite good.
13, there is a yearning to look through autumn water, and there is a kind of cold to forget to wear long pants.
14. In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked, "What should I do if your gas leaks?" Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
15, playing computer too much, I want to watch TV quickly.
16, my period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back!
17, wrote a composition when I was a child and learned to lie; Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.
The higher the online rate of 18 and QQ, the more lonely this person is.
19, all I can afford now is chopsticks.