Dialogue among spring, summer, autumn and winter in Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance.

Tang Bohu ordered Chou-heung's script? under

(In front of Tang Mansion. Many people are waiting at the door. )

Bit player A: Oh, what's the matter? I've been waiting for three hours and I haven't seen it!

Walk-on B: Yes, it usually comes out in two hours.

(The servants of the Tang Dynasty went out to take out the garbage)

Servant a: ok, put it at the door.

Servant: Yes!

Everyone is waiting for the garbage, so they all go up and grab it. )

Walk-on A: Oh, I finally got the Mo Bao in Tang Bohu!

(Everyone is chasing Dragon Armor)

(Tang Bohu holds a writing brush and brushes soy sauce for chicken wings)

Servant A: Is a dish of soy sauce enough?

Tang Bohu: Take your time!

Servant A: There are many people outside to draw now. Are you really going to ignore them?

Tang Bohu: Young Master is not in the mood to paint today. Why don't you give them some bags of garbage?

Servant A: Yes! (finishing: grapes. Immortal life:)

Servant A: (I met Zhu Zhishan at the door when I went out) I wish you all the best.

Zhu Zhishan: Ah, Brother Tang!

Tang Bohu: Hey, Brother Zhu!

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang, help.

Tang Bohu: It seems that Brother Zhu lost in the casino again?

Zhu Zhishan: My parents know my brother Don!

Tang Bohu: It is well known that among the four gifted scholars in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy! The so-called wind blows the eggshell, and wealth makes people happy. This is your motto, isn't it?

Zhu Zhishan: I'm flattered, but compared with my brother Tang's bohemian behavior, I can't keep up!

Tang Bohu: Ha ha ha ha, but, what's the matter? To draw the sword? Does the company's lip core make the insurance rate hammer? What about the emperor? Zhu Zhishan: Very insightful. So I lost everything I could lose in my life. I hope my brother Tang Can will draw 30 paintings for me, so that I can pay my debts and save my life! (Grape finishing: fairy tales:)

Tang Bohu: I understand. Water, get out first!

Servant water: Yes, young master!

Tang Bohu: Son of a bitch, do you think this place is a good place? Want 300 thousand 2? No way!

Zhu Zhishan: Come on, it's all my fault. This is my fault. I kowtow and admit my mistake now. Don't think that I lent you a jade ball to satisfy your appetite. Think about it, too. I have saved a lot of money selling paintings for you in recent years. Now the brothers in the street outside say that if I don't get thirty paintings after three sticks of incense, I will be torn to pieces! Help me!

Tang Bohu: Three incense sticks? Hum, don't say that brothers don't take care of you. I will write a couplet for you in your mourning hall. One damn, one damn! You chose it yourself!

Zhu Zhishan: Bohu, don't be so awesome, okay? I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape every night until she is in pieces and shaky. Is it okay?

Tang Bohu: Huh? ! You can make such a solemn and stirring oath? Ok, I'll help you again! Somebody, Four Treasures of the Study, wait!

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang is really loyal to the liver, courageous and chivalrous!

Tang Bohu: Cut the crap and take it off!

Zhu Zhishan: Huh? ! Take off your clothes?

(Tang Bohu paints with Zhu Zhishan's body)

Zhu Zhishan: Are you trying to kill me?

Zhu Zhishan: That's incredible. Even if you beat me to death, is it worth it? What's this name?

Tang Bohu: Isn't it spectacular? This is called an eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the sky. Below? This painting is enough to compensate you for 302 thousand. Please don't bother me again.

Zhu Zhishan: That's for sure, for sure? But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that he can turn two dots on my chest into flowers, make a tree with his palm, make a stone with his ass, sit on the cloud with his front foot and make a mountain with his back foot.

Zhu Zhishan: Hey, where is that eagle painted on my body?

Tang Bohu: Use your penis.

Zhu Zhishan: As I expected, it was spectacular and enthusiastic. Absolutely vivid!

Tang Bohu: I'm talking about the bug in the eagle's mouth. How can it be vigorous? Stop!

Zhu Zhishan: Huh? Okay, hey, use the hook!

Narrator: Tang Bohu was born in Chenghua, Ming Xianzong for six years. It was silver moon Silver Day, so he was named Tang Yin, and because he was a tiger, he was also named Tang Bohu. Tang Yin was extremely clever, and he painted Shuang Jie in poetry, ranking first among the four gifted scholars in the south of the Yangtze River. He was an idol worshipped by men, women and children at that time. What people talk about most is that he has eight beautiful wives, who are as beautiful as a fairy and envy others!

A wife: Raise your hand! Do you have any money with you? Let me borrow it first! Are you kidding? ! Just a little! Come, come ... I'm rich again and can play.

A wife: Give the money quickly!

A wife: Did you cheat? ! You always win.

Tang Bohu: Ladies, how about some chicken wings?

A wife: Did you pick a chicken bone? Did you come back so long? Have you set it up? Come on, all right, all right, let's play.

Tang Bohu: My picture of flowers in full bloom-

Wife: Oh, what's the big deal? Give us a mat, cheapskate

Wife: You're not dead. Why don't you just draw another one?

Tang Bohu: But this. ...

A wife: Cut the gossip and let's practice boxing! Hello, sisters, three-star photos, four seasons wealth! Drink it!

Wife: What are you doing?

Tang Bohu: My collection of poems!

A wife: Look at this rotten table. It's always crooked. It's not enough to put one. Why don't you buy two copies?

Tang Bohu: Hey! My bird is watching the phoenix. Why is the bird's head missing?

Wife: Why are you so wordy? ! I can't even borrow your bird because his chicken is missing.

Tang Bohu: Ah ~ ~ ~ You, you. ...

(Tang Bohu's mother Zhu Qian hanged herself)

Tang Bohu: Mom, what are you doing? (finishing: grapes. Immortal life:)

Some wife: Oh, my mother-in-law hanged herself! Why don't you go and see her, alas! Wait a minute, open the card first, for two days! Kill! That's evil! Pay quickly!

Tang Bohu: Damn it! Are you out of your mind?

Zhu Qian: I'm useless! I married you eight wives to wait on you, and you are not satisfied. You are sad all day. I think I'd better go to hell!

Tang Bohu: Mom, what are you talking about? I have never complained about you.

Zhu Qian: Bohu, you are young and promising now, with a successful career and a wealthy family. You are the happiest person in the world, aren't you?

Tang Bohu: I never said I was unhappy!

Zhu Qian: Why do you look so sad all day? You think your daughter-in-law is not good enough for you?

Tang Bohu: Hey, I feel sorry for you. Money is easy to get, but a bosom friend is hard to find. Although these ladies and I are husband and wife, it's a pity that strange bedfellows!

Wives: So you don't like us? I might as well die!

(All wives hang themselves together)

Tang Bohu: Wow! Eight people hanged themselves together? ! How spectacular!

Zhu Qian: Help! Daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law ... Are you okay? ! Bohu, do you really want to be satisfied with the corpses and rivers of blood?

Tang Bohu: I didn't say. ...

Wife: You let go ... let me die. ...

Tang Bohu: Stop it! (Grape finishing: fairy tales:)

Zhu Qian: Say something, Bohu!

Tang Bohu: Stop it! I was wrong! The ladies are gentle and virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but they don't know how to appreciate them. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

Wives: I hope you can understand!

Wife: Xianggong, smile!

A wife: Smile.

A wife: Laughing too reluctantly! I want to be happy!

A wife: Ah, why so ugly? Smile better.

A wife: Yes, she smiles better.

Tang Bohu: Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Wives: Come on, let's clench our fists.

Zhu Qian: Bohu, look how much they love you! Don't let down the pains of several daughter-in-law in the future.

Servant: Madam, King Ning sent someone to see the young master.

Tang Bohu and Zhu Qian: Wang Ning?

Zhu Qian: Wang Ning is planning a rebellion. He sent someone to recruit you.

Tang Bohu: Hey, anyway, go and help me send him away.

Servant: Please!

Servant: Madam, they-

Messenger: Hey, where's Tang Bohu? Our report wants to ask him to go back as a staff officer, so call him out quickly!

Zhu Qian: I'm really sorry, everyone. The child is too ill to see guests. I am very grateful to Wang Ning for his kindness. Please go back.

Messenger: Hahahaha, what a coincidence! Everyone invited by our monarch is sick. However, your report foresaw this move long ago and told me to bring my doctor. Let's go and see him.

Zhu Qian: Huh? ! this ...

Messenger: Tang Bohu! (The messenger and others break into the house and find Tang Bohu eating chicken wings and ask Zhu Qian) Hey, didn't you say he was very ill? !

Zhu Qian: He's ... He's very sick!

Messenger: If you are very ill, how can you have an appetite for chicken wings?

Zhu Qian: Ah, what's the matter with you?

Tang Bohu: Hey ... it's simple, because-(singing) Braised wings, I like to eat-

Messenger: (singing) But your mother said that you would go to heaven soon-

Zhu Qian: (Chorus) The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more bitter you will be. If you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat again!

Messenger: (singing) Are you really going to ascend to heaven soon? !

Tang Bohu: (singing) I'm really going to heaven-

(Trio Chorus) If you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat again!

Messenger: It is rare for a dying person to have such a good complexion as Tang Jieyuan. Doctor, feel Tang Jieyuan's pulse and see how serious it is.

Doctor: Yes, Tang Jieyuan's pulse is steady and normal! No problem!

(Tang Bohu used Qigong to change the pulse condition, and the doctor was shocked.)

Messenger: What's wrong with him?

Tang Bohu: Am I still saved?

Doctor: Try it.

Messenger: What's the matter?

Doctor: I've never heard of such a chaotic pulse!

Messenger: What did you hear?

Doctor: Your legend!

Messenger: What? ! (finishing: grapes. Immortal life:)

Doctor: I see you. Hurry up and prepare for the funeral! Tang Jieyuan, I'm leaving now!

Messenger: wasting so much time for a half-dead man! Let's go!

Zhu Qian: Doctor, please help me-

Zhu Qian: Bastard, get down on your knees. Do you still remember that you swore in front of your dead old man that you wouldn't reveal the secret that you knew martial arts? Why did you break the rules today?

Tang Bohu: I remember, but the situation was critical just now. Besides, I just changed my pulse with internal force.

Zhu Qian: I'm not afraid of 10 thousand, but I'm afraid of one thousand. Once the enemies of the Tang family find out that you are a descendant of the overlord gun, you will save it immediately and you will be dead!

Tang Bohu: Mom, who is the enemy of our Tang family? Why didn't you tell me?

Zhu Qian: I didn't tell you before, because you are young and energetic, and you are afraid of getting into trouble. Now that you have grown up, I will tell you. Our Tang family has two enemies! (Grape finishing: fairy tales:)

(playback)

Zhu Qian: One of them is a desperate scholar. When the two of them decided to compete for the ranking in the weapons spectrum, I was afraid that the murder scholar would plot against your father with a trick and have been watching him. ...

(Tang Tianhao vs Despair Scholar)

Zhu Qian: I will plot against you, a short-lived and desperate scholar. Brother Tian Hao, you will win. Don't worry!

Tang Tianhao: taller than you!

Zhu Qian: Go to hell! (With a trick, I accidentally injured Tang Tianhao)

Tang Tianhao: What is it? Oh, Judy? !

Zhu Qian: Look out!

Zhu Qian: Will you die? ! (I accidentally hurt Tang Tianhao due to trickery)

Tang Tianhao: Zhu Qian, you-

Zhu Qian: Look out! Here we go again!

Zhu Qian: No, I have to use my unique skills! Go to hell!

(Scattered many beads, but missed Tang Tianhao's face)

Tang Tianhao: Zhu Qian, what are you doing here?

Zhu Qian: I ... Be careful! Be careful!

Tang Tianhao: Don't go! Tell me what the hell you are doing first.

Zhu Qian: I love you and I helped you!

Tang Tianhao: What can I do for you? Skim off these useless red beans?

Zhu Qian: These are not red beans! This is my newly invented hidden weapons Thunderbolt!

Tang Tianhao: What are you yelling at?

Zhu Qian: Don't underestimate it, it is powerful when it explodes!

Tang Tianhao: What do you want? Will it explode?

(Lei Zhu exploded, and Tang Tianhao's face was swollen)

Tang Tianhao: Zhu Qian, would you like to play with me to the death?

Tang Bohu: Ah! Scholar kills sword? !

Zhu Qian: At this critical moment, your father suddenly used the most terrible and frightening unique hidden weapon in the world, and finally turned the whole situation around-

(Return to Playback)

Tang Tianhao: Let go of the hidden weapon! (throws Zhu Qian out)

Tang Tianhao: Rebound overlord! (The spear head is broken by the deadly scholar) Ah, there is no spear head? !

(The deadly scholar stabs Zhong Tianhao with a sword)

Tang Tianhao: How did this happen?

Tang Bohu: No wonder Dad ended up depressed.

Zhu Qian: Your father didn't expect that the deadly scholar could even break the spear made by fine steel, so he specially made this extremely hard cold iron spear before he died to prevent the deadly scholar from being destroyed. (finishing: grapes. Immortal life:)

Tang Bohu: Didn't you say that we have two enemies? Who's the other one?

Zhu Qian: The other one is my rival in love. She robbed your father, but she is married. I don't think there are many opportunities to meet her.

Tang Bohu: Mom, I want to leave home for a few days, lest King Ning send someone to bother me again.

Zhu Qian: Then you should remember to bring this iron spear head, just in case, remember! Because your father was defeated that year, in today's weapon spectrum, the scholar's deadly sword ranks second, our overlord gun ranks third, and Xiao Li flies the knife ranks fourth.

A wife: (passing by) take back your feet! (finishing: grapes. Immortal life:)

Tang Bohu: Who is the first?

Zhu Qian: It was Xiao Li's mother who flew a knife, but unfortunately she has passed away!

Tang Bohu: Oh, that's Xiao Li's fucking flying knife. What a pity!

A wife: Oh, stop chatting and practice a fist. (Calculate with Bohu) Hello, sister! You must win, five winners! Drink it! Oh, you are so useless. Go away, I will quarrel with my mother-in-law. (Two people guess fists) Three-star photo, six-six-six-six-six, five-handed ... Grandma, you lost, drink!

Zhu Qian: OK, drink it.

A wife: buy a size! Get down! Get down! All right, let's go! It's going to open, it's going to open ...

Tang Bohu: (Helpless) My heart is very sad, and my heart is very painful. Eight wives are like wolves and hungry tigers. People think I enjoy all the happiness. In fact, I am empty and lonely. Who knows? (Minnan, pronounced "wolf disaster")!

(Four Talents from Jiangnan Travel Together)

Woman: Look, look, the four talented people in Jiangnan are over there.

(All the women are watching excitedly)

(Four gifted scholars pose, and all the women flee)

A woman was stopped by four people and forcibly jumped into the river.

Tang Bohu: Do you want to run? You can't fly out of my Wuzhishan. I was stopped when I tried to jump into the river.

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Bo Hu, someone is watching. (Grape finishing: fairy tales:)

Passerby: For no reason, these four guys are crazy!

Zhu Zhishan: Today, four talented people from the south of the Yangtze River came here to travel. No wonder those women are crazy.

B: That's right.

Wen Zhiming: Ladies and gentlemen, since everyone is in a good mood today, how about a poem?

Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Zheng Ming gave a good suggestion. Brother Wen Bin, you go first.

Wen Bin: Come on! A flock of geese at the foot of the mountain

Wen Zhiming: The boos drove people into the river.

Zhu Zhishan: When you fall into the river, catch a goose.

Tang Bohu: Go home to play with your wife after dinner.

Three people: Oh, that's right. What a wonderful quatrain!

Tang Bohu: Ahahahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `.

Three people: Is it really that funny? !

Wen Zhiming: Why is Brother Tang so enthusiastic every time he goes out?

Wen Bin: Three people get carried away with joy, which is really enviable.

Zhu Zhishan: But to tell the truth, when Brother Tang talked about Jiangnan articles, he talked about talented people and painters. He was really a genius.

Wen Bin: Yes, the most enviable thing is that he also has high attainments in temperament.

That's true. I play all kinds of musical instruments, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign. Recently, I am still studying a western percussion instrument, which is very exciting. You can study it when you have a chance.

Wen Bin: Yes, study it!

Wen Zhiming: I think the most enviable thing about Brother Tang is his happiness. As we all know, Brother Tang has eight wives at home, all of whom are beautiful, very beautiful. How can a man be like Brother Tang?

Tang Bohu: Ahahahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Zhu Zhishan: There are many girls to fuck.

Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Tang, look at a slim woman on the bridge, alone. Well, you can demonstrate your method of picking up girls on the spot, so that we two brothers can study hard.

Tang Bohu: Hmm. ...

Wen Bin: This is about everyone's well-being. Are you okay? !

Tang Bohu: Duty-bound.

Zhu Zhishan: Go ahead.

Tang Bohu: Miss.

Woman: What's the matter, son? Looking back, it turned out to be a flower! #$%×*)

Three people: Go! Let's go (finishing: grapes. Immortal life:)

Tang Bohu: Nothing. I want to borrow miss's shoulder. I don't know. Is that okay?

Ruhua: How can this be done? I am the eldest daughter of Huanghua.

Tang Bohu: I know, I just want to annoy my friends. Actually, Tang Bohu is next.

Ruhua: What kind of sugar tiger? I don't know you. If you don't leave, I will scream.

Tang Bohu: OK, I'll give you a silver or two.

Ruhua: A silver or two? What do you take me for, at least twelve!

Tang Bohu: Wow! How many taels does this virtue need? ! Grab it!

Ruhua: Yes, I am! Take out the money!

(Two people fight)

Tang Bohu: You ... you. ...

Ruhua: Go to hell!

Tang Bohu: Hit you!

Ruhua: Stab you!

(Finally, Ruhua was hit by Tang Bohu into the river.)

Three people: Huh? What the hell? (rushes to the bridge) What's the matter? What happened?

Wen Zhiming: Did you hit too hard? !

He wants to rob money, this dead shemale!

Three people: huh? ! A shemale?

Zhu Zhishan: I like it! Take it. Zhu Zhishan hands Wen Bin the folding fan and jumps into the river.

Wen Zhiming: What a pity! Let him arrive first!

(Mrs. Hua brings everyone with great momentum to worship God. )

Chunxiang: Look, there are so many people.

Xia Xiang: Yes, it was very lively. (finishing: grapes. Immortal life:)

Mrs. Hua: Chunxiang, what are you arguing about? Don't be rude

(Passers-by scramble to watch)

Four gifted scholars: Hey, what are you looking at? Excuse me!

Someone: Mrs. Hua Tai brought her maid Sixiang to burn incense today.

Wen Bin: I heard that everyone is immortal, especially Chou-heung.

Tang Bohu: Which one? Which one is it?

Wen Bin and Wen Zhiming: That, that! Chou-heung ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

(Chou-heung smiles back)

Tang Bohu: It's normal, nothing!

Wen Bin: Don't worry, Brother Bohu. You know, beauty, like flowers, needs green leaves to show her charm. Please have a look again.

Wen Bin and Wen Zhiming: beautiful women ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

(Everyone else is ugly)

Tang Bohu: Looking at it this way, is she really beautiful? Let's go to the temple at once and get started!

(Four gifted scholars dressed as beggars)

Three people: Look at you!

Tang Bohu: Come with me! We'll make a surprise attack every chance we get.

Zhu Zhishan: In a word!

Mrs. Hua: Give alms to beggars.

(Four Fragrant Beggars)

Tang Bohu: (hugging Chou-heung's leg) Help! I am so hungry!

Chou-heung: Are you hungry? This is for you to eat. (Handing the steamed bread to Tang Bohu) What's the matter? One is not enough? I'll give you another one.

Chou-heung is full of love. Chou-heung looked back at Tang Bohu, two people smiled).

Tang Bohu: (heart to heart) It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a loving smile. Oh, my God! I finally found my ideal, she is Chou-heung!

Mrs. Hua: Chou-heung, I'm going in to talk to the host here, Master Zheng. You can ask for a sign of peace for me.

Chou-heung: Yes, madam.

(Chou-heung kneels on the ground for a visa, and Tang Bohu practices her voice together. )

Tang Bohu: Miss, do you worship God?

(Chou-heung nods)

Tang Bohu: Yes, thank God. God will bless you.

(sign on the ground)

Tang Bohu: I will do it.

(Deliberately don't give Chou-heung, a monk kicked her out on the road, and the monk took out a plaque that read "No noise indoors")

(Once in the temple, Chou-heung has already left, and Tang Bohu will go after her by boat. )

Tang Bohu: Hey, buddy, help me track the official ships in Washington.

Boatman: OK! Be careful, son!