2009 National Volume 1: Rabbits at Sports Games

Read the following materials and write an article of not less than 800 words as required.

Rabbit is the sprint champion of all previous small animal competitions, but he can't swim. Once, a rabbit was chased by a wolf to the river and almost caught. For the all-round development of small animals, the Animal Management Bureau sent rabbits to swimming training classes, as well as puppies, turtles and squirrels. The dog and the turtle learn to swim, and they have another skill. They are very happy. Rabbits and squirrels took a long time to learn, and they were very upset. The wild duck, the coach of the training class, said, "I can swim on two legs, but you can't swim on four legs?" 90% success comes from sweat. Come on! Ga ga! "

The critic frog sighed with emotion: "rabbits run so well!" Why do you only train for weaknesses and not develop specialties? "

Thinker crane said: "survival requires more than one skill!" " Rabbits can't learn to swim, but they can make holes. Squirrels can't swim, but they can climb trees. "

Ask for the right angle, clear thinking, choose your own style and draw up your own title; Don't deviate from the content and meaning of the material, don't copy it, and don't copy it.

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Rabbits at the sports meeting

In the story, the rabbit is the champion and winner. Successful people in life are forgiven, such as singing well, swearing, and even taking drugs; For example, when you become president, there is nothing wrong with making some lifestyle mistakes. However, in this story, when the champion rabbit wants to learn swimming that he will never learn, this logic is very problematic. For example, let Yao Ming sing nunchakus. No, let him learn Li Ning's somersault and Liu Xiang's hurdle.

In the story, the parents of small animals did not appear, so they could not make irresponsible remarks about swimming training and exercise custody. Small animals have no choice but to attend training classes. These two points are totally illogical.

So, what is the reason for learning to swim? We can only say it's ridiculous because the wolf chased it to the river. First of all, is it the rabbit's fault that the wolf chases the rabbit? Besides, what if you catch up with a cliff instead of a river? At this time, the Animal Management Bureau gave a ridiculous reason for the all-round development of animals. Where does this logic come from? Obviously, it is a survival crisis for wolves to chase rabbits! Please note that when the rabbit is facing a crisis of survival, the Animal Management Bureau wants it to participate in training in the name of making it versatile! The logic of this fable is very problematic. Inadvertently alluded to many events in reality that made you speechless. Then there are joys and sorrows, laughter and scolding, and a pile of shit is getting thicker and thicker. The focus of the problem unconsciously shifted to the question of whether to learn to swim; The stupid happiness that I can swim will never learn the stupid sadness; The coach encouraged everyone to sweat foolishly, and the experts clamored for another job. Very lively!

Note that there is one character with the least ink. He always hides in the dark and snickers. The guy who was going to eat meat was ignored by us! Yes.-Wolf. He first created a problem, chasing a rabbit to the river, causing great panic among small animal groups; With his talent, it is not a problem to catch up with and eat a rabbit that can't swim, but the schemer wolf didn't do it. Because he has a bigger plot! Chasing a rabbit to cause panic among small animals is more cost-effective than eating a rabbit! Only in the panic of small animal groups can we reduce the IQ of this group and prey for a long time! This fable successfully misled us. The conspirators, wolves and the people in the Animal Control Bureau were all ignored. Are they really retarded? If you are mentally retarded, can you take an animal civil servant exam? No, there's only one explanation. They share the same interests and intrigues as wolves. Wolves and other carnivores have always had tacit understanding or transactions with animal management departments, and realized long-term control of small animals through threats and inducement. They have been making excuses to make small animals more confused, tired and stupid in order to maintain their high-end position in the food chain. Small animals will always be small animals, either eaten by wolves or become more stupid, confused and tired under the management of animal administration.

Poor examinee, poor rabbit at the sports meeting, poor little animal!

[2009 Hunan Volume: Stand on tiptoe]

Please write an argumentative essay of not less than 800 words on the topic of "stand on tiptoe".

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When I opened the last page of the test paper and saw this composition topic that shocked me, I couldn't help feeling-this is obviously a typical discriminatory proposition.

My height is 1 m 58, and I have three brothers at home. Rural hukou, so far no girlfriend.

Just before I left, I made tens of thousands of speculations and estimates. The topic must not touch my spiritual bottom line. Unfortunately, the tragic thing finally happened, and it happened almost unprepared. My brother's figure of 1.77 meters should be very handy for him. I have made many inexplicable guesses many times. My father is also more than 1.7 meters tall, but why am I so short? The only possibility is that I may not be my father's own son at all. I think it may be because my mother is too avant-garde. She had a one-night stand with a stranger on a dark night and finally got pregnant with me. Maybe this stranger is the teacher who gave this topic. The reason why he raised this topic is to encourage me to be positive and make me stand on tiptoe without feeling inferior.

All right, let's get down to business and start answering questions.

Tiptoe, as the name implies, is to look at normal problems with abnormal eyes. As the old saying goes, stand higher and see farther. Wang Zhihuan has a classic saying, "But when you walk up a flight of stairs, you broaden your horizons by 300 miles". However, now that we are standing in this reinforced concrete city, even if I stand on tiptoe and stretch my neck, I can't understand this modern cement sculpture. I am a real pessimist. When I think that if I can't get into college, I will definitely go to work in Guangdong. I'm sure to be rejected because I'm not tall enough to find a job. If I can't find a job, I'm sure I'll starve and freeze. When people are hungry, I will do whatever it takes, and I may even embark on the road of crime. Many inhuman gangsters in the movie look just like me-short stature, lost face face, hairy hands and feet like orangutans, and they won't be soft when they kill people. I can't find a girlfriend either-no one will find an ugly and heartless man like her boyfriend or husband.

I looked around at the students who bowed their heads and wrote their compositions, and they all laughed. Finally, I realized that they were all writing about me. Write that I am not my father's own son, and write a story about my future underworld career.

I saw such a photo on the Internet last year. This photo shows a little girl who was homeless after the Sichuan earthquake. She stood on tiptoe in the ruins with an elusive bitterness in her eyes. The poor little girl's face was covered with dust, and all her dreams and longings vanished in that moment.

After the earthquake, my brother and I donated hundreds of dollars saved from our daily food expenses to the disaster area. At that time, I clearly remember that when I stood on tiptoe to fill in my name and payment address at the counter, my heart was more excited than winning the football match. The lady at the counter coldly took my money, counted it carefully and put it in the safe. When I turned to leave with the list, I heard her whisper, "Look at that fool, who knows if it is possible to give all the money to the people in the disaster area." This sentence is killing me. So I went back to the counter and asked the lady, "Well, are you sure the money can be sent to the disaster area?" She raised her head and brushed her forehead hair. "To be precise, it should be possible." "Then will there be any accidents on its way, such as an armored car being robbed by gangsters on the road?" The young lady gave me a white look and continued to answer me politely. "To be precise, that's impossible." "Then can you give me my money back and I'll send it later?" Miss face suddenly changed, "do you think this is a supermarket? Can I return it if the quality is not good? "

I suddenly understood that the little girl in the photo, standing on tiptoe, might be looking around. Why hasn't the money been received yet?

At this point, I was thinking that my brother's composition should have been completed, and he would definitely write "Why do I see farther than others?" It's not that I stand on the shoulders of giants, but that I stand on tiptoe before others. " He is a very clever boy.

That's it.

[2009 Tianjin Volume: I said post-90s]

With the title of "I said after 90", the style is not limited (except poetry), about 800 words.

[zero composition]

After 90 words,

199 1 In the year when the spring breeze of reform spread throughout China, on a sunny afternoon with white clouds fluttering, my father Dabao Zhang officially went to sea. He cut his own hair, bought a bottle of glue, stuck it on his chin, packaged himself according to the image of two generations of love, and then learned the Xinjiang accent and began to sell mutton kebabs. Within a few months, my father became rich and bought a car for my mother-a flying pigeon bicycle.

199265438+1On the evening of October 20th, it was dark, the moon was dark and the wind was strong, and my mother was very miserable. My father, my grandmother, my aunt, my second cousin and my third aunt ... all the people in the village are lying in the hospital in pain. Because my grandmother said that if my mother can have a baby with a handle, everyone in the village, old and young, can get a red envelope.

When my first cry shocked the world, thousands of people outside the delivery room and hospital were very nervous. Some even shouted, "Have a baby with a handle, have a baby with a handle, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah ..."

When the nurse left the delivery room, my father and my grandmother's hearts jumped into their throats. They grabbed the nurse and asked with trembling hands, Is it a girl or a boy? The nurse broke free from countless pairs of big hands, and PIAPIA jumped aside: Oh, yes, it's the handle! In an instant, I was so happy that my grandmother cried and hugged each other, and then both of them fainted. Father put his arms around the nurse and said softly, "Thank you so much. How can I repay you? Ah, I will repay you in my next life ... I won't forget you even if I am a ghost ... "

Many years later, my father said to me while drinking Martell and eating peanuts: On the first day of your life, Comrade Xiaoping drew a circle on the South China Sea in China, and I drew a circle on your mother's stomach. I didn't expect to have you the next day ...

1993. I 1 year-old, I will call my father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, grandfather, grandmother, my period. ...

1994. I am 2 years old. When I grew up, I knew that 1994 was the most painful year for all China fans, because it was from this year that the professionalization of football in China began. From then on, the devil's ball that tortured all the people of China came.

1995.3 years old, I started to go to kindergarten. Every day I begin to expect my teacher to send me a little red flower after school. But it was not until 1997 that I ended my kindergarten days and never got it.

1997. I officially started my student career. This year, Hong Kong finally returned to China, and my father was very excited. He set off 10000 sets of firecrackers with the sound of 10000. I asked my dad what he was filming. My dad said that at least you went to preschool and didn't have any education at all. Dad said that Hong Kong was colonized by the Portuguese 100, and I set off 100 firecrackers to wash away the shame. I said, dad, you are wrong. Not Portuguese, but English. My dad said, you know nothing. Portuguese is an English trumpet, just like your tuba is called Zhang Xiaobao and your trumpet is called Ergozi. I'm so open-minded, I almost imitate foreigners on TV and give my father a thumbs-up compliment.

1June, 998, the natural disaster came. When the Yangtze River floods, my father is worried while watching TV every day. Later, my father asked my mother, what should I do? My mother said, donate some money. Therefore, half of our family's savings over the years have been donated.

This year, my father changed his name to Zhang Yonghao. My mother also changed her name to Anna Liu. Generally, everyone began to call her Anna in English, and some people called her Mrs. Zhang. My mother promised on the surface, but she was very unhappy behind her back. She said: I am only in my twenties. Call my wife like a flower girl, as if I were old.

1999. Macao has returned. My dad was overjoyed. At this time, my dad's restaurant will open the100th branch, so the date is set at 65438+February 20th. On this day, all my dad's branches "welcome Macao's return, and customers will enjoy half-price concessions".

In 2000. Millennium, I am 8 years old. My mom and dad fell in love 10 anniversary.

200 1 year. China's entry into WTO. A waiter in my dad's restaurant was ecstatic. He said "we joined the WTO" a week after meeting people, and his face was full of pride.

In 2002. I graduated from primary school. My father said that in the Qing Dynasty, he would be a scholar. I curled my lips and said that sour scholar and poor scholar ... are not a good word. My dad said, then you should be the number one scholar and play cotton longan. Then he sighed and said: the university expanded its enrollment two years ago, and the number one scholar is worthless later.

In 2003. Sars is coming. I was in the second grade, and I was still a little secretly happy at that time, thinking that the school would have a holiday soon. A junior high school brother I know almost slapped me when he heard me pray for a holiday as soon as possible. He vomited a dirty word: fuck, I took a vacation, and I was admitted to a key high school.

In 2004. I'm starting to suffer. My dad said it doesn't matter if he didn't get into the provincial key points, just spend some money to find some small relationships. My father is now a member of CPPCC and the executive vice president of the Municipal Entrepreneurs Association. I gave my dad a contemptuous look and said, I'll take the exam myself, don't worry.

In 2005. This year, Brother Chun was born, broke ground, sang the earth and shocked the universe. Unfortunately, I have a crush on Chunchun.

In 2006. I still went to that shabby high school. After I believed in Brother Chunchun, I didn't have a big house to live in, a car to pick me up, a lot of pocket money, and a group of handsome guys invited me. As long as I have Brother Chunchun, I don't care, I don't care about these stupid things.

In 2007. In Brother Chun's world, I am the king. This summer, in order to watch Chunchun's concert, I scraped together several hundred dollars to find Chunchun. I used to ride the iron bird. The first time I took the train, I took a hard seat. The journey lasted 19 hours, but I was very happy every minute.

In 2008. After New Year's Day, I came back. This year I 17, nominal age 18. According to the algorithm of my hometown, I am an adult. I went back to school, a private middle school that my mother found. It's worse than that stupid school, but I'm satisfied. After I came back, I went to see my father. He said that he would come out soon and take the self-study exam, so his sentence could be reduced. My mother found an old relationship and got a place for my father to take the self-study exam.

My dad said, study together and see who can get in.

My father also said that it would be nice if he could be like a normal person, so that our family could go to Beijing to watch the Olympics.

In 2009. In a trance, 18. Blink of an eye, instant. My dad said, people should move on.

My mother said that if you can pass the exam, you will have to sell iron at home. It doesn't matter if you don't pass the exam. Your father said that all roads lead to Rome, and a diploma is not everything, let alone life.

Yesterday, my father called me from the inside and said that he would come out soon.

My dad said that the big deal is to start from scratch or sell mutton kebabs again.

I smiled, and so did my father.

My dad finally said: take a good exam tomorrow, it doesn't matter if you don't get it ... All roads lead to Rome, and a diploma is not everything, let alone life. ...