What I admire most is these people who listen to Netease cloud music.

A person who can't even write a composition for the college entrance examination.

But I can write a sentence that makes people feel grateful or cry or laugh.

Today, let's take a look at the paragraphs in Netease Cloud Music.

Let's warm up with two funny jokes:

Invisible Wings Tengger singer Singer Edition.

It turned out to be a pair of wings flying slowly like an angel. I feel bad wings and jump up and down. I closed my eyes, jumped and ran, savoring.

This song is sung by Teacher Tengger ... It makes me feel like riding a bike on the grassland. The wheels are square, how perfect.

Listen to this song when you want to shit. Shit just came out and shrank in, came out and went in. . .

Don't think that holding a gun in your hand is courage. True courage is that you know what justice is and insist on not doing unjust things. Author: Su Gengsheng

Angela Zhang sang the tenacity of a helpless girl and her beautiful expectation for the future. Tengger singer sings that eagles fly around the grassland and do nothing but eat.

After listening to "Invisible Wings" by Tengger singer singer and "Paradise" by Angela Zhang, it was really you who broke my wings and I ruined your paradise.

Of course, there are also jokes that make you laugh and cry after reading:

I want to cry every time I listen to this song. When I was a child, my family was poor and I always wanted to go to the zoo. My parents just don't agree. After my repeated requests, my father finally agreed to take me. Who knew it began to rain that day? I sat on the front beam of my bike and sang with my father. He said the pain was nothing in the wind and rain. After riding for more than an hour, I finally took me to the zoo in the county. I saw many animals, such as chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, cows and sheep. I didn't know it was a vegetable market until I grew up. -Zheng Zhihua's Sailor

The love of many couples is very difficult. When they get to know each other, they will turn around a thousand times. When they fall in love, they are blocked. When they succeed, they have to make a living. After the success of running-in, their feelings tend to be dull. Comparatively speaking, you are much luckier than them. You have no lover.

Guan, Dongye. S

Comments are written like novels, and I have to admire talented netizens. Later, this talented netizen had a wonderful story under another piece of music:

When visiting the supermarket, my friend suddenly grabbed a bottle of things and shouted, this bottle of Dabao used by girls is so expensive. I remember boys only want 9.9 yuan! The aunt standing next to the ladder to replenish the goods stared at the goods in her hand and said that women's money is best cheated. It's a little late, the lights in the distance are reflected on the floor tiles, which are a little pale and dazzling, and the air is full of the sweet smell of cosmetics. Aunt gently threw the goods on the box and said with a wry smile that feelings are also deceptive.

The boss who sells slippers can't tell jokes, and neither can the aunt who sells goods. All the people who can tell jokes are talented netizens.