Politically, I am actively close to the party organization. I have reported my thoughts to party member, the only student in my class, and Li Xiaohua, secretary of the Communist Youth League, many times in written or oral form. Although she has been maliciously thinking that I am up to no good and pursuing her, she refused my single date and let it go without reading the written report I gave her. Heaven and earth conscience, from the heart, I do have a good impression on Li Xiaohua, but I will never confuse my great personal beliefs with my children's affair. Although my pursuit has been hit again and again, I can't shake my belief in joining the * * * production party.
I am honest and humble. The road is bumpy, draw your sword to help. When I was at home, I saw a big cock always bullying the little hen. I tried to climb on the back of the little hen several times and pecked the little hen's shallow red comb with my mouth. Isn't this bullying the weak? I was so angry that I picked up a hoe and smashed the rooster into a comminuted fracture. Another time at school, I checked the information online at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night and went back to the dormitory. In the bushes not far from the dormitory, there was a painful voice of a girl whining. I ran over without thinking and found a boy riding on a girl. How dare you arrest our girl at midnight and fight? At that time, I knocked the man out and rescued the lovely unkempt little girl. Although I spent more than 4000 yuan to see a doctor afterwards, I always thought it was worthwhile and was often moved by my heroic behavior. There are also problems such as eating flies in school canteens and charging too much for school textbooks, all of which have been exposed on TV and newspapers. I reported them. Although no one has come to reward me, I think a person should be an upright person.
I treat people warmly. Last time Li Xiaohua's father came to school, I got the news in advance and sent him to school from the railway station. I saw that her father had no place to live, so I took the initiative to vacate the bed. Although Li Xiaohua didn't accept my kindness, my faith in others' enthusiasm hasn't changed. I am convinced that as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world.
I am willing to help others. In order to help students with financial difficulties, I gave up the opportunity to clean the classroom and dormitory and gave it to a poor student in my class in the form of money, which is far better than just donating money to him, that is, taking care of the poor student's face and cultivating his concept of self-reliance.
I love my Chinese major and strive to cultivate my profound literary foundation. In the past four years, I watched more than12,000 discs day and night on the computer in the Internet cafe, and got a comprehensive understanding of the world film and television art. I am also familiar with the works of modern famous writers such as Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wen Ruian and Liang Yusheng, and have learned them by heart. In order to improve my observation ability, I specially bought a telescope to secretly observe the life of the girl in the opposite building. My accumulation has greatly improved my literary accomplishment and writing level. More than 300 literary works such as poems, essays, novels and jingles have been published on desks, toilet boards and dormitory walls.
In order to improve my quality in an all-round way to meet the needs of society, I taught myself mahjong, poker, table tennis, dancing, drinking and other skills needed by modern society, and they were almost perfect. I have also tasted the sweetness from these skills, and I can basically support myself. Last New Year's Day, I didn't go home. In just two days, I earned a year's tuition and three months' living expenses by mahjong. I like music and singing is very powerful. Students can often hear my loud and clear singing in the bathroom, bathhouse and corridor in the middle of the night. The whole building is sleepless for me.
I love sports to the point of madness. I often miss the three major leagues in Europe. My table tennis level is the highest in my class. When I was a sophomore, our class organized a table tennis match for men and women. Although we boys lost, in terms of losing points, I was the least. I am also good at boxing, diving and swimming. I can't show my level because there is no venue and no opponent.
In a word, the university gave me a lot, but I got very little in return. The four-year tuition fee is 20 thousand yuan, and I haven't paid a penny yet! I'm ashamed of it! Really ashamed!
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An engineering boy in 92 or 93
Learn from the giant cow and finish the page beautifully.
There is a teacher in the engineering department who specializes in reliability.
When all the students came up to reply, he asked a question: How reliable is this thing of yours?
It was the cow's turn to answer, and the wonderful speech was over.
I wonder how reliable your design is.
It is said that this buddy Bibby has nothing to do with reliability, but he explained it once.
The teacher didn't understand and asked, I mean, how reliable is this?
Then Niu Yi stared at the teacher with a serious face and said, Don't ask if you don't understand!
The teacher choked on the spot. . .
I decided to send the paper to the defense teacher the day before the defense.
However, when the tutor was asked to review the manuscript, she said something very ft: well, this manuscript looks like,
Looks like a master's thesis. Change the back part again, don't let others see that it was copied at once.
Like copying?
What I do is "IC card prepaid electricity meter".
I introduced myself, and just got to the point, the teacher said, it has been 9 minutes.
I said, ok, I'll make a brief introduction, and I spoke for another 6 minutes.
Later, the teacher asked a question: if the electricity price rises, users will go to the power company to snap up before, causing losses to the power company.
How did you solve it?
Me: (Never thought about it, Khan) Well, this problem will be related to the market economy.
The price increase of instant noodles will also be snapped up, which has not been solved? what can I do? Barabara.
It was also at this time last year that my brother, who had not graduated from college, told me.
A guy I know answered it and opened the ppt presentation file.
I found that the content inside turned out to be the ppt of "University Beauty" that almost everyone had seen. Of course, the file name was changed.
The following people laughed wildly after fainting for 0.00 1 second, and even the poor buddies laughed angrily.
However, the teacher did not give him any trouble. Tell him to go back and get a demo program before replying.
Later, I learned that it was someone in his own dormitory who made the ghost.
Teacher: What games do you usually play? How about playing cs?
::) Yes, it's OK. Should be one of the best in the class.
: hmm! Have the opportunity to learn from my children.
::) ok
It's about time. Do you have enough credits?
Not so good. You have to get a good talent.
I see, I can only wronged my classmates enough.
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The teacher was impatient when the classmate replied wordily, reminding him: You should control your time. He quickly picked up the circuit board he made and pointed it.
One place says: the person who controls time is here!
Teacher: How did you realize this?
Even: Sorry, this article only analyzes the principle and application foundation of web service, and how to realize it is beyond the scope of this article. ...
Teacher: OK, you can come down. ...
The graduation project is wireless car anti-theft lock.
The defense just said it was a joke.
Several teachers discuss wine by themselves.
I can only smile and nod all the way.
Finally, they thought it was time.
Stop talking
Say something that may be remembered for a lifetime.
Classmate, do you have any questions? . . . . . .
Me:? ￥%#￥……%? #
Student: Today, China is facing WTO entry. ...
Teacher: Get out!
Teacher: Did you find a job?
I: Yes. ...
Teacher: How much is it a month?
Even: ... 3...3000, give it a try. ...
Teacher: Yes, maybe we will work for you in the future!
Even: .....................................................
Even years are c++ hole curve and Bessel surface algorithm. . It is very difficult. I was scared before the defense.
In reply, I asked: Which teacher's subject?
I replied: XXX. . .
"Oh. . . "
"Come down!"
Pass ~ ~
What is the motor power if the screw speed is low?
This question has not been considered, please ask the teacher for advice.
Here's the thing. ...........................
(The content of ... is 20 minutes)
The defense is over I have a good idea. The above is the first and last question.
When I graduated, there was a female classmate in my class. Her boss's surname is Yang.
At this time, the boss will take the initiative to help answer any questions that students can't answer.
When it was the classmate's turn, a teacher asked a somewhat difficult question. She wanted to think, and said:
"Please ask Teacher Yang to answer this question."
What was the defense in the department last semester?
The teacher asked an awesome person in my class: Please tell me the main principle of XXX.
My classmate was surprised and asked, Teacher, you don't know this!
The teacher was sweating profusely. ...
There is an undergraduate Daniel in our school, with more than ten sci articles, INF 3. More than 0 articles by the first author.
When I was defending, I just dropped something and came. A doctoral supervisor asked him why he didn't put his functional materials on it.
Be solid, eldest brother explained the last sentence, basically outsiders will be solid.
My defense is also very depressed.
When I made a MIS, the teacher said at the beginning that to make a system, we must consider security and fault tolerance.
Then ask: if the power is suddenly cut off, can your system be safe?
When I am depressed, I say, not only is there a power failure, but the machine may be stolen and the administrator may be killed by a car.
I only do software, and the rest is none of my business!
The teacher's eyes were wide open and he was completely convinced.
Fortunately, I got an A later, hehe.
At the beginning of my defense, one of my classmates said some of my own plans.
The teacher pointed out some problems in his plan.
Then give him a new plan.
The student said: Teacher, your plan is very good. I can consider it at an appropriate time.
Teacher: Why does this parameter take 6 instead of 4?
Student: Because 4 is too small.
Teacher: Then why not take a test of 7?
Student: Because 7 is too big.
A student (graduate student) has finished his defense statement.
The teacher felt that his paper was not very good, he did too little and had no depth.
So I asked: What's the difference between your thesis and your undergraduate thesis?
Student: Sorry, teacher, I don't know what level of undergraduate thesis is.
Teacher: ......
A classmate listed some related instruments and equipment in his defense, but he didn't really understand it.
Those devices, and then a teacher asked, "What are the serial numbers of those devices you just had?"
What do you mean? "The classmate was full head big sweat, only to see the tutor hey hey smile said.
"This, I made it up myself ..."
A classmate's topic is about the introduction of the actual production and preparation of a new material.
A teacher asked, ah, is this output too small?
That classmate didn't think about it, so he said, it doesn't matter. We can make the stove longer.
It is thicker. The tutor can't help it. He stood up and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense ..."
When my sister defended, the boss was applying for a fund.
Listen to the defense while sorting out the application materials.
Then he remembered something and went out with the materials.
Then it's time for the younger sister to reply immediately. The boss is not in his heart and has no bottom.
She is afraid that if there are unanswered questions, she will go there without the help of her boss.
She tried to call her boss.
# As a result, the boss didn't answer.
Later, my brother said mm, you go forward boldly. School sister crustily skin of head and finished what she did.
(Sister is doing an ecological survey)
The teacher who presided over the defense asked a question without waiting for the junior to answer.
I only listened to my brothers and gave her an answer.
School sister stood on the platform and looked at the teacher, feeling uneasy.
The teacher only said: The more brothers, the better.
Then it's over. Later, my sister's thesis was rated as excellent.
I have a younger brother who used his own computer when defending his undergraduate course, and even connected to the Internet.
A QQ chat window suddenly popped up in the reply, only to see my brother calmly click Cancel.
Then continue to reply. Unexpectedly, his netizens sent him endless messages, so QQ window
The corners of my mouth kept appearing, but I still calmly clicked Cancel.
The last brother couldn't stand it anymore and roared, "You can't turn off QQ."
Really? "
Dialogue between a student and a teacher in our research group during the undergraduate defense;
The teacher asked: How is the energy flow calculated? (that is, according to what formula)
Student A: Calculated with a calculator.
Then the audience burst into laughter for 2 minutes. Ha ha.
A jj defense, which contains many technical mistakes.
The teacher of the defense Committee asked her tutor,
Look more carefully next time, there are too many mistakes! ! !
The tutor said that this paper has been revised five times, and I don't want to read it any more.
A friend pleaded,
A teacher asked: That one just now. . . What's going on here?
The buddy replied: Why don't you listen? I just said it