Because they will take the college entrance examination as a reading comprehension, carefully and deeply analyze every circle of friends you send, and the final result is generally: "Son, you should drink less chicken soup for your soul ..."

I posted in my circle of friends that I had made up for it. My dad asked me who cut me. ...

I said, "I laughed and peed." My mother said, "Why don't you be careful." ...

I said it was hard to work overtime, and my mother told me not to swear.

Last time, I made a gesture: I didn't take medicine today, and I felt that I had sprouted to a new height. As a result, my mother called me and asked me if I was sick. Remember to take medicine. ...

That day I sent "I sent dozens of WeChat messages to my sister and didn't reply to me. I am drunk! " My mother told me that sometimes your sister is too busy to see. It is not good to drink any wine!

I didn't review for CET-4, so I made a joke in my circle of friends. "Today, I took the naked test for Level 4, so cold." Soon after I sent it out, my mother called me and asked me in a very unfriendly tone, "Why didn't you wear clothes for the exam?"

I told my mother that I was watching The Big Bang Theory. My mother was worried and said, Oh, don't always watch those nights and have nightmares. ...

I posted Eason Chan's lyrics in a circle of friends. I was a little sad and forgot to block my mother. You all know the later story. My mother sent me a long chicken soup for the soul. ...

Once in a circle of friends, "I am relatively poor recently, support ~". After returning home, my parents took turns to make a heavy ideological analysis of me ... from this trivial matter to the problem of personality quality ... I think they are right! So I blocked them. ...

My parents can handle it, but others can't explain it.

Boyfriend's mother is such a person. . . I just need to feel a little sad. She taught her boyfriend the Beatles a lesson: "Did you bully other girls again?" ! I told you not to scare people away! ! "

Last time my girlfriend commented on "You are a pig" in my space, my dad saw it and immediately called me to ask if I was scolded. I said no, he said he didn't know when he was scolded!

Two days ago, my husband turned his photo P into a semi-robot face in Terminator, and then my mother-in-law thought that he had broken his face, just because the signal of her husband's meeting was blocked. My mother-in-law immediately called me and asked me why I did this ... I explained it for a long time, and my mother-in-law finally hung up the phone in a tone of disbelief, and your husband fell like this. ...

If the elders are not bad. Amway Japanese drama in the circle of friends before. As a result, my high school classmates came to ask me specially, did you do Amway?

Of course, although there is a generation gap with parents, the starting point is to care about yourself. It's just that sometimes, your parents give you a blow.

I told my mother not to be so angry all the time, which meant sarcasm. She said: Oh.

Once I became a frozen dog, my father immediately called me and asked me, "Daughter, how did you become a dog?" Don't scold yourself so much, you are obviously a pig! "Dear Dad,

I have lazy cancer. My mother said I might die of late lazy cancer ... my own mother.

I posted a photo of Wallace Chung in my circle of friends, with a sentence "The man I like". My mother came to me later and said that you liked this boy. No wonder I can't find a boyfriend. ...

In the past, as long as there was anything unhappy or embarrassing in the circle of friends, my dad would praise me and everything else was unhappy. He always praises me when I ask him why I am unhappy. He said that a heart-shaped thing means caring. ...

You can't throw up as you want. This is a good idea, right?

My parents said:

Why is the heart blocked? Do you want to take medicine or go to the hospital? ...

I once used the word "Yan" when chatting with my mother, and my mother asked me to explain the meaning of the word "Yan". Forget it. After the explanation, I added "My hands are cheap and my heart is tired", so my mother sent me a long piece of chicken soup for the soul and changed the signature to "I feel tired" ...

Hope to adopt, thank you ~