Since I added my parents' WeChat, my circle of friends never dared to make jokes again. Because they will take the college entrance examination as a reading comprehension, and make a detailed and in-depth analysis of every circle of friends you send, the final result is generally: "Son, you drank less chicken soup for the soul ..." I sent a message in the circle of friends that "it's finished". My father asked me who cut me ... I said "I laughed and peed", and my mother said "Why don't you be careful" ... I said it was really hard to work overtime, and my mother told me not to swear. Last time, I made a gesture: I didn't take medicine today, and I felt that I had sprouted to a new height. Ever since, my mother called me and asked me if I was sick. Remember to take medicine ... I sent "I sent dozens of WeChat messages to my sister and didn't reply to me. I am drunk! " My mother told me that sometimes your sister is too busy to see. It is not good to drink any wine! I didn't review for CET-4, so I made a joke in my circle of friends. "Today, I took the naked test for Level 4, so cold." Soon after I sent it out, my mother called me and asked me in a very unfriendly tone, "Why did you wear clothes for the exam?" I told my mom that I was watching The Big Bang Theory, and my mom said worriedly, Oh, don't always watch those nights, it's easy to have nightmares ... I posted Eason Chan's lyrics in a circle of friends, and I was so sad that I forgot to block my mom. You all know the later story. My mother sent me a long chicken soup for the soul ... once in a circle of friends, she sent "I am very poor recently ~". After returning home, my parents took turns to make a heavy ideological analysis of me ... from this trivial matter to the problem of personality quality ... I think they are right! So I blocked them ... my parents can handle it, and others can't explain that my boyfriend's mother is such a person. . . I just need to feel a little sad. She taught her boyfriend the Beatles a lesson: "Did you bully other girls again?" ! I told you not to scare people away! ! "Last time my girlfriend commented on" You are a pig "in my space. As soon as my dad saw it, he immediately called to ask if I was scolded. I said no, he said he didn't know when he was scolded! Two days ago, my husband turned his photo P into a semi-robot face in Terminator, and then my mother-in-law thought that he had broken his face, just because the signal of her husband's meeting was blocked. My mother-in-law immediately called me and asked me why this happened ... I explained it for a long time, but she finally hung up the phone in an unbelievable tone, and your husband fell down like this ... if the elders were not bad people. Amway Japanese drama in the circle of friends before. As a result, my high school classmates came to ask me specially, did you do Amway? Of course, although there is a generation gap with parents, the starting point is to care about yourself. It's just that sometimes, your parents give you a blow. It's ironic that I told my mother not to be so angry all the time. She said: Oh. Once I became a frozen dog, my father immediately called me and asked me, "Daughter, how did you become a dog?" "Don't scold yourself so much, you are obviously a pig!" Dear Dad, I sent a message saying that I had lazy cancer ... My mother said that I could die in the late stage of lazy cancer ... It was really my mother who sent a photo of Wallace Chung in a circle of friends with the phrase "the man I like". My mother came to me later and said that you liked this boy. No wonder I can't find a boyfriend ... Before I sent a circle of friends, as long as it was unhappy or embarrassing, my father would like everything else. In this regard, my parents said: "Why do you feel blocked? Do you want to take medicine? Do you want to go to the hospital? " When I was chatting with my mother, she asked me to explain what Yan Wen meant. Forget it. After the explanation, I added "I feel tired", so my mother sent me a long piece of chicken soup for the soul and changed the signature to "I feel tired" ... I hope it can be adopted, thank you ~