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A paper on the definition of absurdity
These days, this paper and magazine about how boiled eggs can be revived and then hatched chickens have been investigated. This article is the content of an article published by the dean of a college, in which the so-called spiritual power is mentioned many times, and even it is claimed that we have actual cases to prove that we will apply to the Chinese Academy of Sciences for corresponding patents.

After reading it, most of my friends once doubted whether there was something wrong with their cognition. Of course, the official also came forward. Even Guan Wei of the Chinese Academy of Sciences replied with a word, from which we can know whether this article is highly recognized. Later, many official media, including Xinhua News Agency, commented on the matter, and then an expert investigation team was organized to investigate the magazine and the editors of related articles. Once the official force, it goes without saying that this matter is true or false.

Some netizens even joked that if I buy this braised egg one day, can I turn it into a chicken with my own spiritual strength? Some people even say that if I buy a preserved egg, can it become a chicken? It's really funny. I believe anyone who has studied biology a little knows that protein's maturity is irreversible, that is to say, if the egg is cooked, it can't become raw again. This is an irreversible process, but even so, there will still be such an article. How it came out and how it passed the examination, we have to think deeply.

The official has organized a corresponding expert investigation team to investigate the corresponding magazines that publish papers, and the editors obviously pay more attention to this matter. In China, it is better to say that everyone is a joke. If it really spreads abroad, biologists in other countries will say it's a joke. If it's really so magical, Nobel can change from ashes to reality, and then run to him and give him an award. If eggs can do it, why people? Obviously impossible.