Main characters: Yan Song (charlatan), Zhang Jin (psychological counselor), Xu Dan (,), and Han (soda).

Props: chair wrapped in cat's ear paper, 2 clothes drying poles with banners.

Scene 1: Crossing the Bridge Langzhong: Two and a half years after graduation, I can't find a job and have nothing to do. He invented the secret recipe to cure procrastination and set up a stall in the street to cheat money. Here comes the money delivery man. Langzhong: Your illness is not in the skin, not in the stomach, but in the bone marrow. If it is not cured, it will be terrible! Soda: You are sick! Langzhong: The girl is half right. It has something to do with illness, but it's not my melon. Let's go, liar. Ignore him. Soda: Wait. (pointing to Langzhong) Who are you calling sick? Langzhong: I said you were sick. How can you talk? You said people were sick. You sell medicine. Langzhong: The girl is right. I am really a melon selling medicine. Crazy! Langzhong: A, the girl is not a mental illness, but a procrastination. Girl, let's see if my opinion on soda is right &; Guagua: Procrastination. That's it. (Insert the song of procrastination, three people jump on horseback, drag and drop, four people jump on cheerleading, and cut into scene 2) Scene 2-Dormitory melon: A, why are you still watching the base camp? Did you do PPT tomorrow? Soda: No, I'll do it after reading it. Procrastination: Have you finished the paper due next week? Soda: Are you bored? Of course not! Guagua: You learn from others and procrastinate. You are active in class, do your homework carefully, and work hard. Tuotuo: Actually, I haven't started anything yet. Don't worry, brush a Weibo, visit Taobao, have a delicious meal and talk about QQ. Soda: Look at her. She is calmer than me. Procrastination: I haven't written it yet, but I'm still thinking. You got it? Look at it, honey. Headline: Master of Law students of University of Political Science and Law sued the school for reducing scholarships: those who study law are different. Tell them it's called efficiency! Look at you again, one by one, drag, drag, drag! (Cut back to the scene 1) Soda: It seems real. Guagua: According to you, procrastination can cure the doctor: This disease can't be cured by ordinary people (when you say this, your left hand sweeps across the stage, soda and melon cooperate), but today that girl met me, which is lucky! ! My family has a secret recipe for procrastination. It only takes one course of treatment to take effect, saving time and money! ! Everyone said yes after using it! Soda: Really? It's not very expensive. Doctor: 298, just 298. Guagua: Ah, your brain is jammed by the door. You really believe that. Let's leave now. Langzhong: Don't worry, girl. You are from Beijing Institute of Technology. Guagua: What happened to Beijing Institute of Technology? Langzhong: I have many clients in Beijing Institute of Technology, and I have cured more than 600 clients in half a year. Ask the research institute. I just cured two and a half. Soda: That sounds reliable, but it's too expensive for you. With that money, I'll just buy and check out! ! Yan Song: This beautiful woman has a sharp tongue! Can buying and cutting cakes solve your real problems? I had sex with a girl today. I'll give you a 15% discount and charge you 253 yuan 2. Soda: Give me $3.30 back, and I won't keep the change. Doctor: OK, I'll charge you 250 melons. You really bought soda: (whispering) It doesn't matter, fake one-dollar soda: 250,250 (handing it to the doctor). Doctor: Hey (loudly)! All right! Don't be crazy about me, my brother is just a legend ~ ~ ~) soda (almost at the same time): I met a doctor in the street and said I could call him. There is a secret recipe of more than 200 yuan. Open it: cat ears! Situation 3 (dormitory, one week later) Soda: Have you seen the base camp of this issue? He Jiong is so funny! Guagua: Back to the base camp. Have you finished the literature review? Have you designed the questionnaire? Soda: Here we go again. I'll relax first. I won't hand it in until tomorrow. I'm sure you didn't write it. Tuotuo: I didn't write it. But I dragged it because I didn't eat cat ears, and you dragged it after eating cat ears! Guagua: Cat ears can cure procrastination, and gutter oil can cure cerebral palsy! I heard that procrastination is a psychological problem. You should go to the psychological counseling room of our school for counseling. Soda: Very reliable. Let's go together this afternoon. Tuotuo: I'm not going. I am a happy procrastinator! ! Soda: But procrastination will delay things! Procrastination: You know, the great director Wong Kar-wai is also a typical procrastinator. "2046" has been filmed for five years, and "The Grand Master" has not been filmed for three years. Da Vinci was also a super tractor. It took five years to draw The Last Supper and four years to draw Mona Lisa, so procrastination has nothing to do with success. Guagua: Even if it doesn't affect success, it will affect efficiency! Procrastination: I don't think so. I think I will be the most efficient in the end. At that time, the sense of pressure and tension was a challenge, but once the task was completed, a sense of accomplishment followed! ! Soda: Go ahead and put it off. Two people can still urge each other. Tuotuo: OK, I'll go with you next time. Soda: Well, you're hopeless. Anyway, I'm going to consult this afternoon. Situation 4 (psychological consultation room, that afternoon): Yin Qing: Hello, classmate, I am the teacher on duty today. Please sit down. Is there anything I can help you solve? Soda: Hello, teacher! I think I have procrastination and want to be treated. Yin Qing: That's right. Why don't you sit here and have a drink? Let's discuss it carefully. Are you a graduate student or an undergraduate? Soda: I am a freshman. Yin Qing: Oh, Yi Yan, are there many courses this semester? I don't think you look well today. Did you stay up late last night? Soda: Graduate student, with few classes, staying up in the middle of the night, doing nothing, getting up early with dark circles. Yin Qing: Why did you stay up so late? Soda: I wrote the paper for half an hour, put it aside to brush the website, finished the eunuch at the base camp, and finished my homework at 3: 30. Yin Qing: OK, now let's analyze it step by step. Now, please list on this paper what you want to do and what you actually do in the last three days from 9: 00 pm to 12 pm, and then we'll see, ok? Soda: OK. (Start to list the items in the white paper) Tucao: Let's analyze them together after writing. 23rd, want to do PPT, actually watching? 1? 7? 1? 7? 1? 7 eunuchs; On the 24th, I want to translate English literature, but I'm actually reading The Great Eunuch. On the 25th, I want to write a paper, but I'm actually reading The Great Eunuch. Soda: Well, I know I have a lot of things to do, and I can't help procrastinating. Yin Qing: OK, being aware of this means that you already know what your problem is. Procrastination actually exists in each of us to some extent. So did you postpone the consultation this time? Soda: This consultation has not been delayed. My roommate suggested in your ear that you run to the gym at once. It's good to be treated late. This shows that you still have time to delay. Can you think about why there was no delay this time? Soda: procrastination is a trivial matter, but it is also harmful. It is urgent to overcome the delay, please ask the teacher for help! Yin Qing: Look up at the sky and keep your feet on the ground. Long-term goals and short-term goals. Prioritize things. Soda: Well, thank you, teacher. Scene 5 (Dormitory, one month later) Soda: (Hum: Little people, are you kidding? We are poor and happy. Who are you? Why are you dragging your feet? I have finished all my homework, and now I am too busy. It's only ten o'clock. It's a little early to go to bed. Guagua: The soda was finally successfully postponed. Procrastination: I'm writing the press release of last week's lecture, and I have to write the paper to be handed in tomorrow later! And next week's PPT, you have done it all. It seems that it will be two o'clock again tonight, so I can't live! !