Su Xiaomei and Qin Guan got married. When Qin Guan was going to enter the new house in the evening, the maid told him that the young lady wanted him to answer three questions, and all of them were right before entering the room. The first question is a quatrain, and I want the groom to write one that fits the meaning of the question. Qin Guan took it and saw that it said: Copper and iron are melted in the furnace, and there are ants on the powder wall. Yin and yang are ambiguous, and heaven and earth are my heart. Qin Guan understood at a glance: I pretended to be a Taoist and went to the Yue Temple to see you. These four sentences each contain a word, which adds up to "a Taoist". I remember the first time they met, but they also laughed at me. Look at my answer. Then I wrote four sentences below: What does chemical industry mean to promote spring? The fate of flowering in the garden. Tao is the original owner of Dongfeng, and no one dares to go to the flower platform. The first question is passed, and then do the second question. Qin Guan took it and opened it. It's four poems: strong grandfather wins the ancestors and does something, digs the wall and steals the light to study at night. I often think of my mother when sewing, and the old man leans against the door all the time. Qin Guan thought, it is too simple. Just four names. He wrote: The first sentence is Sun Quan, the second sentence is Kong Ming, the third sentence is Zi Si, and the fourth sentence is Tai Gong Wang. The first two questions are very simple, just wait for the third question to enter the new house. The third topic is pairing. Su Xiaomei's topic is: Close the door and shoot the moon to the window. At first, Qin Guan found it easy. But when I think about it carefully, I feel very clever. Normally, it's not brilliant. The level is not very good. He kept thinking and pacing back and forth, but he couldn't get a word for a long time. I was even more alarmed when I heard that the night had been reported upstairs. Su Dongpo didn't wake up at this time, thinking about Qin Guan, and went through the yard of Miss Jie to find out the news. Far away, I saw Qin Guan wandering in the moonlight. He just kept chanting "Close the door and push the moon out of the window." Su Dongpo thought, this must be the problem of my little sister and my brother-in-law. He saw Qin Guan chanting repeatedly, and his steps were chaotic, so he wanted to save his brother-in-law. Looking up, I saw the bright moonlight in the courtyard, flowers and plants swaying, the breeze Xu Lai, and the shadows dancing. Although intoxicating, couplets are useless. Su Dongpo was secretly worried when he suddenly saw a flowerpot in the southwest corner of the yard, full of clear water, and a bright moon reflected in the water. At this time, Qin Guan accidentally stepped on it and stood against the cylinder. Su Dongpo was moved in his heart and secretly cried, "Yes!" I just wanted to tell Qin Guan, but I was afraid my little sister would know, so I mocked my brother-in-law and humiliated Qin Guan. So Su Dongpo coughed slightly, picked up a small stone from the ground and threw it into the jar. The water was hit by a stone, splashed a few times and hit Qin Guan. The moon in the sky and water suddenly became chaotic. Qin Guan immediately felt something and set the bottom line: throwing stones to open the underwater sky. Su Dongpo saw Qin Guan rush into the new house, and after a burst of laughter and laughter in the room, later generations all slept and rested, and then they left with a smile. That night, I married the former "three difficult grooms" Qin Guan. After marriage, guessing poems and riddles became one of the common boudoir pleasures of Qin Guan and his wife. One day, Su Xiaomei said to Qin Shaoyou, "Today, I did a crossword puzzle for my wife. Please ask Mr. Lang to take the trouble to guess. " Qin Shaoyou replied smugly: "Just ask." Su Xiaomei pursed her lips and said with a smile, "I can't believe standing outside the door like a wedding night!" Then I told a riddle: two days are congenial, surrounded by four mountains, and two kings live in one country, swallowing four at a time. Qin Shaoyou, a gifted scholar in Gaoyou, is very self-reliant. He has been guessing from morning till night, but he hasn't guessed right yet. I don't feel anxious: if I can't guess at night, my wife will laugh without a word, but it will be very uncomfortable to be rejected. Suddenly, a good idea occurred to me: Last time, Uncle Dongpo was saved. Why not ask him again this time? Determined, Qin Shaoyou went straight to Su Dongpo's residence. At this time, Dongpo is eating. When he heard that his brother-in-law was visiting, he got up to meet him and invited him to dinner. While eating, Dongpo asked why, stroking his beard and laughing, "Brother Yu, I'm here to save you again." Immediately let the cook cook a plate of "West Lake Vinegar Fish". During the dinner, Dongpo used chopsticks to clip out the head and tail of the vinegar fish, leaving only the middle part. He smiled and pointed at the basin with chopsticks: "Look less, this is the answer!" " At this time, I suddenly realized that the original answer was "Tian", and I quickly stood up and thanked him: "Thanks to the rescue of my eldest brother, I was spared the suffering of my' laity'." Said, and rushed home.