Write an animal in contradictory rhetoric?
My dog is strange, clever and naughty. Suppose he's smart, really. It will take me to school every day. After school, he will wait for me at the door and say hello to me. Every time he is scolded by his parents, the puppy will come and bark a few times, as if to say, "My master is still young, so don't bother him any more." Also call him naughty. Every time I do my homework, it will print a small plum blossom on my manuscript paper. Sometimes when we eat, it will jump on the table like a prince, shout and kick my rice bowl out. Because of this, it will be kicked out of the door by my mother's meteor leg every time.