You are just a remainder in the division formula, and even the perfect accessory can't compare with the original one, what's more, your accessory is just a defective product.

I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

what can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

10 Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

1 1 Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, which is yours.

12 Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

13 sister, can you lower the resolution on your face?

14 First come, first served. Didn't your mother tell you to wait in line to buy things?

15 You need to go back to the furnace for reconstruction.

16 Why do you cover your face with your ass?

17 You look like the scene of an accident.

18 Everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

19 You bitch, even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive.

A shameless bitch, or a free lady, a prostitute that everyone reviles.

Look innocent, look sorry for the people and the party.

23 looks really creative and lives really bravely!

Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

I'm not a grass boat, and you bitch don't have to send it to me all the time

There is a big plate on these two lips.

Knowing that there is only one earth in the universe may make your arrogance explode.

It's good to know what you are.

In fact, I feel sorry for you when I think about it. If you can't get happiness, you can only destroy the happiness of others.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

3 1 When I saw you, my mood was even more tangled than going to the grave!

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and as soon as I got back, I was considered a hooligan.

People like you can only live two episodes in one drama!

You are a bus, and you can get on and off for one dollar.

Were you thrown three times when you were born and only caught twice?

You look very fauvism!

Bitch is always a bitch, even if inflation, you can't be expensive!

It's pathetic to attract butterflies, and Tao's appearance occasionally looks like a shore. Red lips have long been kissed by men, and the county seat has also been sexually entangled. Proud and shameless, and later innocent and ashamed. Provocative when unwilling to be lonely, what can you say if you are infected with AIDS?

Do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

You think you are the sun, and everyone else has to revolve around you.

4 1 hang out? How to mix? Butcher? Or provide public toilet service for people?

I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

It's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

46 looks very sci-fi and abstract.

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and as soon as I got back, I was considered a hooligan.

After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Didn't your mother teach you to have a clean soul?

I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

5 1 when you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the roads.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

Please also respect yourself. It's good.

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

By the way, it's more beautiful to change your clothes into Chinese-style bras and open your pants.

Classic sentences satirizing women

1. There is a kind of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

5. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

7. The villain has no knots and abandons the roots to catch up with the rear. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

8. The lights are flickering, holding the apples received in vain and snuggling up to the naked chest in the hotel. Sad diaosi still hold the Red Fuji in the cold wind, imagining the joy when the goddess receives it.

9. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

10. Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

1 1. Everyone is a gentleman and everyone is a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

12. Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

13. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

14. Wait, when the tide recedes, you will see that the mainland is exposed to the whole sea, and you will find how many bones are broken and exposed in broad daylight.

15. You think you are the sun and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

16. Please respect yourself.

17. A diploma seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body lobe, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

18. The so-called universities: prison management, rogue quality, openness to friends, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, truancy universality, dormitory Internet cafes, specialization of make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, thesis Baidu, all-round myopia, canteen feeding, job-seeking dream, unemployment after graduation, and employment of migrant workers.

19. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

20. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

2 1. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

22. You don't need to carry a weapon when you go out. You look like an excellent weapon, so deadly. You are not as good as a bear when standing, but as good as a caterpillar when lying down. Don't play the hero in front of me. Don't think that eating some spinach makes you a Popeye. Don't yell at me.

23. Yes 10 girls show 9, 9 and 8 silk, 8 silk 7 black, 7 black 6 transparent, 6 transparent 5 thick, 5 thick 4 coquettish, 4 coquettish 3 ugly, 3 ugly 2 fishing nets, 2 fishing nets 1 hole.

24. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

25. Our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.

26. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

27. Your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year. I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

28. Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.

29. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

30. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

3 1. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

32. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power.

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.

35. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement? 2. hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning? I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

36. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

37. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.

38. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

39. Will anyone in the world admit that they are afraid? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for not daring.

I love my weeds, but I hate the ground decorated with weeds.

4 1. Those who have no money raise pigs and those who have money raise dogs. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

As a typical loser, you are really successful. 2. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3. 3. I see you are on the road of No.2, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

43. Just listen to some words. For example, next time I invite you, we can get rich together when we have the opportunity.

44. Women pay homage to love with hymen, squander their youth with piles of condoms, lament that love is impermanent, and youth can't be returned, in exchange for a maturity, so the so-called maturity means being tired of love and having enough exercise.

45. Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

47. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

48. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

49. The furthest distance in this world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

Satire a woman's signature.

First, heaven didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurt my heart and bones.

Second, I don't remember my troubles. Usually they report their worries on the spot.

Third, women pay homage to love with nv films, squander their youth with piles of condoms, and lament that love is impermanent and youth cannot be repaid, in exchange for a "maturity", so the so-called maturity means being tired of love and having enough exercise.

Fourth, it's useless to be handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

There is a lot of pressure recently, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others. . .

6. If the person who wants to bubble can't, then at most one plan will be ruined; The person who wants to soak is soaked, that is, soaked in formalin, called blood drop. . .

Seven, the reason why feelings are bleak is because one party is begging at ordinary times, but the other party is unwilling to give alms. . .

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

Nine, when the lights are on, hold the apples received in vain and snuggle up to the naked chest in the hotel. Sad diaosi still hold the Red Fuji in the cold wind, imagining the joy when the goddess receives it.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

Xi。 Wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw the super watermelon.

Twelve, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

Thirteen, my advantage is that I can correct mistakes. . . My weakness is: it is very low-key. . .

Contemporary China: Blue sky belongs to desert, flowers belong to cow dung, beauty belongs to jerk, soul belongs to money, and dreams belong to dreamers …

15. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

16. We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people. But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

Seventeen, the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, that is-sex.

Eighteen, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

Nineteen, fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

Twenty, don't pretend to be wonderful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness Are you qualified?

Twenty-one, it's useless to be handsome again. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

Twenty-two, maybe a free lady, a prostitute that everyone reviles.

Twenty-three, the so-called universities: prison management, rogue quality, open kissing, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, universality of skipping classes, dormitory Internet cafes, specialization of make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, Baidu-based papers, comprehensive myopia, canteen feeding, job-seeking dreams, unemployment after graduation, and employment of migrant workers.

24. Don't always say that the mud on the wall can't be turned over, because even if you are concrete and no one turns it over with you, you still have to be on the ground and someone turns it over. No matter how bad the mud is, you will still stick something on the wall. . .

I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, and you have to go wherever I want to send you. I am the first football player in the world, haha.

26. Unwanted things, no matter how good, are rubbish.

The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

28, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

Twenty-nine, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

Thirty, there are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

A sarcastic remark. A sentence that satirizes the classics.

1. It is better to fight with a smart person than to talk to someone.

Don't tell me when you break up: in fact, you are fine. So you still dumped me?

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

4. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

Come on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

7. Waste air when you are alive, and land when you are dead.

8. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it.

9. You are innocent and you are sorry for the people.

10, your appearance has broken through human imagination.

1 1. The stinking garbage man spits out the source of nouns.

12, it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!

13, mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide.

14, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

Xia Yingchun Zhong Wuyan 15.

16, I lived like a fool, but I didn't know there were idiots laughing at me.

17, Uncle, please help me sign my name in the spouse column!

18, failure is terrible, but the success of friends is even more worrying.

19, you are disgusting. How dare you go out?

20, you pervert, don't forget to look back at your mother when you are born!

2 1. Why does the moon look at you and laugh at you as SB?

22. After listening to you, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

23, the way a man dies: watch a beautiful woman die, hold it in your hand and die beautifully.

24, boss, come to two pounds of happiness and take it home to feed the dog!

25. Your appearance is refreshing.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

27, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

28. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

29. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

You are very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.

3 1, you are smart enough to know that you are human.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

35. The disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

36. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

37. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

39. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

40. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

4 1, some people don't know whether your quality is low or that of your parents.

42. What kind of animal are you?

43. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

44. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

45. You look illegal!

46. I can't find you in Baidu, so I must go to sogou!

47. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

48. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

50. If the teacher loves you, you should love yourself and don't be shameless.

5 1, you were kissed by a pig when you were a child!

52. Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

53, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.

54. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

55. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

56. Your appearance is out of proportion.

57. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

58. Kindergarten-level high school students are all frog heads with congenital diseases.

59. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

60. You look very fauvism!

6 1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

62. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

63. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

64. I looked at him sadly and said, Can you recover from the operation?

65. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

66, the east is not bright, the west is bright, forcing you to look like you.

67. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

68. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

69. The international face is universal.

70. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

7 1, the fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water loves the fallen petal mercilessly.

72. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

74. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I was a gangster!

75. When God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain with the door.

76. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.

77. I heard that you are very rich and recognize Erlang as your master.

78. Your parents should spend ten minutes walking!

79. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

80. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

8 1, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.

82, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

84. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

85. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

86. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

87. You didn't get 180, but your brother got 249.

88. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

89. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!

90, I don't XX you don't know I'm your father.

9 1, this handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

92. You are so fucking postmodern.

93. I finally understand in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

94. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

95. You are a eunuch who doesn't understand the emperor's tiredness.

96. The evil that damages the reputation of our compatriots in Asia is the offspring of our ancestors who are humiliated.

97. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

98. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer of septic tank blockage.

99. Why cover your face with your ass?

100, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

10 1, you are a natural inspiration!

102. If you don't know what SB is, look in the mirror.

103, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.

104, a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

105, some people are like this. They think the world is a cesspit because they are maggots.

106, no artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

107, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

108, if being handsome is a gift from God, then God doesn't seem to look at you.

109, if you are cool and handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually.

1 10, I have never understood a question. Why do people think you are a man?

1 1 1. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

1 12, the Grenade will explode when it sees you.

1 13, spitting is more deadly than SARS.

1 14. Were you thrown three times at birth and only caught twice?

1 15. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

1 16, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

1 17. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.