Dialect says to Mandarin: "Hi! Mandarin brothers! You said we were all born to Chinese mothers, almost identical. Then who is more capable? "
Mandarin says, "Brother, with your ability to spread only in the city, you are still a hundred thousand miles away from me!" " Brother, go back to practice! "
When I heard the dialect, I got angry and said, "What's your skill? Not just like me! "
Mandarin says, "My skills are great! Broadcast, TV host, speech … all need me! What about you? Can you do so many things? "
Dialect says: "I am also very capable! It can increase the communication speed between local people, and some local radio stations and local programs also need me! " (article reading network: www.sanwen.net)
Mandarin says, "Then look in the street. Whoever supports more people will have great skills! "
As a result, Mandarin and dialects took to the streets. They first saw a host, so they came forward and asked, "Do you think Mandarin is better or dialect is better?"
"Well, it should be Mandarin. Well, Mandarin promotes China culture! "
The mandarin speaker said, "Look, I'm still good at it!"
The dialect says, "This doesn't count! There are so many people anyway! "
Next, they saw an out-and-out Minnan dialect, so they greeted each other and asked, "Do you speak Mandarin or dialect?" Minnan people said: "The dialect is good! Dialect is very convenient! "
The dialect says, "Look, I'm better at it!"
Mandarin says, "It doesn't count! There are others! "
They asked for three days and two nights, and the final result was-the votes were the same! This result surprised them and they had to go to sign language to judge. Sign language said: "You are all wrong, only our sign language is the greatest, and you are all insignificant!" " "
After listening to dialect and Mandarin, I fainted with a splash.